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BMW Hong Kong couldn't find a better place to display the 5 :D
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2615459)
One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire :D
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On our drive to Goa, in 2010, our Civic scraped every unscientifically designed speed-breaker. Well, what else could have been done? Four adults and luggage is a lot for our car!
So we had to do the same thing every time we approached one. Much to the amusement of several other road users. :D
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Originally Posted by Scorcher
(Post 2615459)
One of the biggest hassles of becoming a millionaire :D
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This ad won silver at the Cannes advertising fest clap:
Convertible looks cool, sedan too hilarious :D
Source : FB
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Originally Posted by ninjatalli
(Post 2615665)
sedan too hilarious
Source : FB
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That is because of
Dezire effect!!
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Originally Posted by ninjatalli
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Originally Posted by Latheesh
(Post 2615683)
That is because of Dezire effect!!
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Rightly said, Nano with a Dzire butt. A Indigo butt would be a proportionate fit.
Its Dzire, not Dezire. Sorry, couldn't help but nit pick:D.
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Is this seat empty?
Girl (furiously): Yes! & once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty..lol:
Sign board in a hospital:
This is how to occupy a seat in trains: 
When oil, gas and electricity is not there: 
This is how people feel every morning in North India (Dilli ki sardi): :Shockked: 
Cheers!
Irish :)
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of IndependanceSigned?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q. Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...
Did the student Answer Anything Wrong
History always Tells a Story.
That's why you must Delete it before someone else uses the Computer!
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Father: Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you're bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris earlier!
Cheers!
Irish :)
Question: What do u do after India wins the Football World Cup?
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Answer: Switch off the Play Station.:D
An Angry Wife To
Her Husband 0n Phone:
"Where the Hell Are You ?"
Husband:
Darling You Remember That
Jewelery Shop Where You Saw
The Diamond Necklace and Totally
Fell In Love With It and I Didn't
Have Money That Time and I said
"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love !
Husband:
I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop :D
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