NOROADS 100K 29th March, 2025
Noroads 100K! 100kms of riding through...you guessed it...no roads
Sharath, ex V Stromer (650 XT), now P Stromer (i.e., 800 DE) was itching to show his X Pulse rubber, some variety and flavour. He pinged me the link to register and then there were two.
Funny thing is, I was keen on Noroads 100K since its inception. I've never been one for actively seeking out off-roading excursions, but this one sounded so unique, it immediately caught my attention.
But I could never make even one of them for almost 2 years or so. So when Sharath pinged me, I didn't hesitate this time.
The Noroads team is lead by Arvind Ramkumar. An accomplished human being I would imagine. Seeing him "work" with us on that day definitely did impress me and was a life lesson for sure.
This here is a film he made in 2023 -
Thejas, an alumini of Noroads himself and now part of the team, is the sweep. Poor chap had to deal with the slowest fool on the ride (me).
Vignesh, a.k.a., Commander, is the camera man, rides up and down as he pleases, but will make sure he catches you in his camera, either fallen, standing up straight, or sitting and relaxing.
Both Thejas and Vignesh are rally enthusiasts, having recently participated in SJOBA Rally as well.
Suhas is the medic and also the one with the supplies on the backup van. Also a rider, ready to replace a rider if the need arose.
I might've jumped the gun a bit, but it went like this -
1. Register via Google Forms and pay.
2. Get added to a WhatsApp group (maximum of 10 members usually).
3. A group call to clarify any queries/concerns and let people know about where and when to come (5.30 am was assembly

).
4. Meet at 5.30 am. Have some breakfast, start by around 7.00 am.
5. Ride for a bit (almost immediately off road).
6. A quick break to enjoy the view and for the Noroads team to be able to determine the pace of the group and if there needs to be a break-up into multiple smaller groups if needed. Apparently our pace was uniform so we all stayed together.
7. Brief ride to the base of a hill. Walk up to see the surface and identify the optimal line. We tried to follow (lol). Meanwhile chairs are spread across so you can take a break and replenish your body.
8. Hill climb starts, one at a time. This was a tricky one for sure. I had a fall at the expected place on the climb where we needed to very purposely switch our lines. My left footpeg broke in the process.
Arvind, "thinking of his feet", says calmly, "we can replace it with the rear footpegs". He tried that, but the bolt diameter was larger and this didn't work.
Next, he asks Thejas to fetch the right pillion footpeg from his own KTM Adv 390, which Thejas promptly does. Lo and behold, it works with the V Strom's bolt but...it's the right footpeg replacing a broken left footpeg, so it folds the other way lol.
Thejas goes back up to fetch the left (but the right one) footpeg and all is well with the world again. The V Strom gains some KTM DNA.
9. All climb the hill, there are multiple stories to share about each rider's experience but I won't go into them all. At the hilltop, we can see the trail below through which we rode.
10. Hill descend. Also challenging, but more so mentally than physically. Everyone makes it through. Break time. More snacks and juice.
11. Back to the trails and this continues for the next 2-3 hours.
12. Dr H N Science Center visit. Literally a hidden gem. Before we visit, some burgers from
Jethro's. Oh that's right, at the registration, we each get to pick out two burgers from Jethro's each. Yummy stuff.
13. Back to the trails. Some sandy bits on the way had me stuck. I dug the V Strom deep into one such bit and was able to successfully park it without side stand or center stand for the first time. Yes yes, very intentional.
14. Trail ride ends around 5.00 pm.
15. Ride back to city and regular Road life.
I took the V Strom because I don't have any other vehicle for such a purpose at home. But the V Strom is such an easy to ride fun motorcycle. I'm sure it makes life easy on many of those sections. I was able to throttle out of most situations easily. I have gone through some training sessions so I do believe that contributed to my confidence, if not skill levels.
Where the V Strom falls short, pun intended, is the ground clearance (as if you didn't know this already), and evidently its weight, which is still relatively manageable. But that engine is so friendly, you don't need to bother much.
I did consciously have to throttle out of situations where I was sure the bash plate or center stand would touch. It still did in a couple of places but overall, it was manageable.
Coming to the event - I want to do this again, and again, and again. Nay, I
need to do this again. It's addictive, it's therapy, it's safe (relatively of course), it's for the body, mind and soul. Nuff said.
The Team - These guys were thorough! Therefore calm, composed and knew what to do and when to do it. Arvind communicates clearly, has oodles of experience in varying terrains so nothing seems to unsettle him. What stood out for me though was his people navigating skills. We did need to go through some village routes in between. It was evident that Arvind had done his recce right.
I would 100/100 recommend this for anyone looking to add a day to their list of "unforgettables".
Some pics below.
Boss man Arvind briefing the gang before we start.
The grass is greener. Even with a yellow cow in it.
Last one as usual (Thejas trailing behind me to ensure I reach wherever the group is headed).
Hill climb.
Hill climb.
Arvind fixing the footpegs on the V Storm.
Arvind fixing the footpegs on the V Storm.
Arvind fixing the footpegs on the V Storm.
I cannot wheelie but I can lay it down to show you the belly of the beast.
Footpeg "fixed", let's try that again.
The top of the hill.
Hilltop.
Arvind addressing the gang at hilltop.
Hill descend.
Cornering?
Parking Pro Plus.
Good bye for now, see you again! 