Sam's Bangalore House Party - UPDATED with PICS & REPORT

nikkibike · 25th November 2006, 07:39

g8 update zak!! another tale-telling one!!! but when is the next party?!! Can anyone indicate a tentative date?!! ugh..I can't miss that one!

Note from Mod - Please do not post in all bold text

Sam Kapasi · 25th November 2006, 21:09

The next party will be when i return to bengalooroo I guess. Something tells me there will be even MORE people the next time lol.

Oh well...

It was a great Party guys and I want to thank all of you who came, from a hard day at work, from a tough day at the office, some cancelled or hastened their other engagements and some travelled across states.

I had a fantastic time. Really. We will do it again, I promise.

I still have more pictures, many. I will post the postable ones on Monday. (This is a family-oriented forum you know)

Once again thanks.

v1p3r · 25th November 2006, 23:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

Squeeze me, Squeeze me, Baby, Till I lose control...lol

UNDER all this is memo_45m. You cannot see his face, or pretty much any part of his body. But he had a few hundred kgs of car-crazy people jumping on him.

condor · 25th November 2006, 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

I still have more pictures, many. I will post the postable ones on Monday. (This is a family-oriented forum you know)

Of course, Sam, this is family .. and you should not hide anything - esp photos. Pls post them all ..

speedzak · 26th November 2006, 03:34

Sam, Please, Yaar!
Saare photo yahaan math daalna!!

Mere bhi Family hei aur mein woh baaki rakhna chaahtaa hoon!!

condor · 26th November 2006, 08:51

Zakko, what if we put up a disclaimer saying that "any resemblence to Zakko is un-intentional." ?

nikkibike · 26th November 2006, 09:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

I had a fantastic time. Really. We will do it again, I promise.

Hiyyaaaaaah!!!!! Thanks for that promise Sam!! Looking forward to it!

Cheers!!

redrage · 26th November 2006, 13:02

Thats a great party .... want to meet the blore group so badly miss out everytime..

Sam Kapasi · 26th November 2006, 23:57

Mclaren: Ya so what, I drink a lot, smoke and get laid everyday. What's your point? Don't let my looks fool you.

Nikhil: Yahaha everyday yahaha. My best friend is in my pocket. Yahaha.

Mclaren: Man, nobody believes me :(

Mclaren: Well, you unbelievers, my friend Jay here believes that i have regular intercourse, right Jay?
Jay: Whatever you say Pal...
C3PO: All this talk of sex is making me hungry....Now where's that biryani?

iraghava · 27th November 2006, 01:25

Fabulous captions Sam please keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Godfather · 27th November 2006, 15:07

@SAM....

HAHAHAHAHAHA..nice one...

Godfather

navin · 27th November 2006, 22:16

Sam i think you gotta remind Mclaren that going to Hawaii and being garlanded does NOT contitute as sex.

Sam Kapasi · 28th November 2006, 03:39

While having his drink, The Mag quietly and lovingly put his hand on The Godfather. "Is it true that moderators cannot dance?"
The Godfather nods knowingly and says it is a well known underground fact that moderators give up their right to dance when they take the oath.
Himmesh Germania smiles and says, this is true in our country also. "German moderaots cannot dance"

This news spreads like wildfire, all across the bar!! Soon this is all that everyone seems to be chatting excitedly about. "Oh Horror! Moderators cannot dance?" They all seem to say.

While this excited chatter buzzes across the kitchen, slowly but silently our very own Ajmat enters the conversation. Suddenly all goes silent.
"What's going on" asks our very own fiesty, but strong ajmat.
"well we were discussing moderator capabilities" says someone sheepishly.
"Oh yeah?" sneers our very own ajmat, staring menacingly at The Godfather "tell me more, make my day punk"
The godfather then asks "Is it true that moderators are not permitted to dance?"
Ajmat says "Sure we are, under certain conditions"
"What conditions? What what... conditions...conditions..." buzzes the crowd.
"We can dance, provided a BHPian provides some flatulence after the dance"

"I will break wind" bravely offers Godfather. "Dance for us"

"Well, I need music, to start with"

Himmesh germania goes up to Sam, explaining the complicated situation. "Ah, but music is my niddle name" says ol' Sam and proceeds to play The Godfather theme.

Cut to scene, music is playing. Suddenly Ajmat goes up to the pretty wheelieJ and says "May I have the pleasure of this dance"

Suddenly the room is full of beautiful smoke effects and Ajmat dances gracefully, his beautiful gentle steps so rhythmic to the music. The crowd is spellbound.

The Godfather realises that Ajmat has shown his grace and it is now time for him to display his flatulence.

He braces himself and fires a salvo. Poor C3PO bears the maximum brunt of this attack. He sturdies himself as revati breaks into tears at his sheer bravado.

Poor JKdas has been breathing God's own air his whole life. He almost faints with a loud "AYYO!" at this sudden outburst as his fellow BHPians from bengalooru steady and try to revive him.
"steady, jkd, steady" says The Mag, gently holding him, softly and lovingly.

All this excitement turns out to be too much for Himmesh Germania, who promptly passes out.

The Moral of the story

Moderators can dance gracefully, if the wind is right.

The End.

iraghava · 28th November 2006, 03:53

Sam man that was bloody hilarious

Please keep them coming & where are the scripts of the Mumbai meet??????

ajmat · 28th November 2006, 08:24

Somehow, I think I was standing in one spot, perhaps, Sam, your head was dancing and created an illusion

25th November 2006, 07:39	#256
nikkibike BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: QoAS Posts: 526 Thanked: 4 Times	wuuuuuaaah!!!!! g8 update zak!! another tale-telling one!!! but when is the next party?!! Can anyone indicate a tentative date?!! ugh..I can't miss that one! Note from Mod - Please do not post in all bold text Last edited by Rehaan : 25th November 2006 at 11:05.
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25th November 2006, 21:09	#257
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	The next party will be when i return to bengalooroo I guess. Something tells me there will be even MORE people the next time lol. Oh well... It was a great Party guys and I want to thank all of you who came, from a hard day at work, from a tough day at the office, some cancelled or hastened their other engagements and some travelled across states. I had a fantastic time. Really. We will do it again, I promise. I still have more pictures, many. I will post the postable ones on Monday. (This is a family-oriented forum you know) Once again thanks.
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26th November 2006, 03:34	#260
speedzak BANNED Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: India Posts: 4,347 Thanked: 27 Times	Sam, Please, Yaar! Saare photo yahaan math daalna!! Mere bhi Family hei aur mein woh baaki rakhna chaahtaa hoon!!
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26th November 2006, 08:51	#261
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,864 Thanked: 16,014 Times View My Garage	Zakko, what if we put up a disclaimer saying that "any resemblence to Zakko is un-intentional." ?
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26th November 2006, 13:02	#263
redrage BHPian Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 553 Thanked: 106 Times	Thats a great party .... want to meet the blore group so badly miss out everytime..
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26th November 2006, 23:57	#264
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	Mclaren: Ya so what, I drink a lot, smoke and get laid everyday. What's your point? Don't let my looks fool you. Nikhil: Yahaha everyday yahaha. My best friend is in my pocket. Yahaha. Mclaren: Man, nobody believes me :( Mclaren: Well, you unbelievers, my friend Jay here believes that i have regular intercourse, right Jay? Jay: Whatever you say Pal... C3PO: All this talk of sex is making me hungry....Now where's that biryani?
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27th November 2006, 01:25	#265
iraghava Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 8,033 Thanked: 265 Times View My Garage	Fabulous captions Sam please keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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27th November 2006, 15:07	#266
Godfather Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bangalore / Atlanta Posts: 1,387 Thanked: 70 Times View My Garage	@SAM.... HAHAHAHAHAHA..nice one... Godfather
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27th November 2006, 22:16	#267
navin Team-BHP Support Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 25,198 Thanked: 9,302 Times	Sam i think you gotta remind Mclaren that going to Hawaii and being garlanded does NOT contitute as sex.
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28th November 2006, 03:39	#268
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	Moderators can't dance - A pictorial story While having his drink, The Mag quietly and lovingly put his hand on The Godfather. "Is it true that moderators cannot dance?" The Godfather nods knowingly and says it is a well known underground fact that moderators give up their right to dance when they take the oath. Himmesh Germania smiles and says, this is true in our country also. "German moderaots cannot dance" This news spreads like wildfire, all across the bar!! Soon this is all that everyone seems to be chatting excitedly about. "Oh Horror! Moderators cannot dance?" They all seem to say. While this excited chatter buzzes across the kitchen, slowly but silently our very own Ajmat enters the conversation. Suddenly all goes silent. "What's going on" asks our very own fiesty, but strong ajmat. "well we were discussing moderator capabilities" says someone sheepishly. "Oh yeah?" sneers our very own ajmat, staring menacingly at The Godfather "tell me more, make my day punk" The godfather then asks "Is it true that moderators are not permitted to dance?" Ajmat says "Sure we are, under certain conditions" "What conditions? What what... conditions...conditions..." buzzes the crowd. "We can dance, provided a BHPian provides some flatulence after the dance" "I will break wind" bravely offers Godfather. "Dance for us" "Well, I need music, to start with" Himmesh germania goes up to Sam, explaining the complicated situation. "Ah, but music is my niddle name" says ol' Sam and proceeds to play The Godfather theme. Cut to scene, music is playing. Suddenly Ajmat goes up to the pretty wheelieJ and says "May I have the pleasure of this dance" Suddenly the room is full of beautiful smoke effects and Ajmat dances gracefully, his beautiful gentle steps so rhythmic to the music. The crowd is spellbound. The Godfather realises that Ajmat has shown his grace and it is now time for him to display his flatulence. He braces himself and fires a salvo. Poor C3PO bears the maximum brunt of this attack. He sturdies himself as revati breaks into tears at his sheer bravado. Poor JKdas has been breathing God's own air his whole life. He almost faints with a loud "AYYO!" at this sudden outburst as his fellow BHPians from bengalooru steady and try to revive him. "steady, jkd, steady" says The Mag, gently holding him, softly and lovingly. All this excitement turns out to be too much for Himmesh Germania, who promptly passes out. The Moral of the story Moderators can dance gracefully, if the wind is right. The End. Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 28th November 2006 at 03:45.
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28th November 2006, 03:53	#269
iraghava Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bhaiyyaland Posts: 8,033 Thanked: 265 Times View My Garage	Sam man that was bloody hilarious Please keep them coming & where are the scripts of the Mumbai meet??????
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28th November 2006, 08:24	#270
ajmat Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 14,864 Thanked: 27,973 Times View My Garage	Somehow, I think I was standing in one spot, perhaps, Sam, your head was dancing and created an illusion
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