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but could not resist from posting here...
In my quest to find a good USED Lancer, I went to the A.S.S hoping they may also deal in used cars. I meekly asked the attractive receptionist and she beamed with a big YES! they do indeed but not officially. Then I met a couple of mechanics and one of them offered to show me a modified Lancer that belongs to an enthusiast customer who wishes to sell his SFXi since he is waiting for a new Cedia booked at their dealership. So during lunch time we go to this guy's place and WOW! there she was, a Red & Black beauty with custom painted hood and bonnet, modded to the hilt.
K&N filters, free-flow exhaust, spitfire something, a 2-tone spoiler, 15' alloys with low profile super-wide tyres, 3 display meters mounted on the dash aimed at the driver, plush leather interiors, ICE worth 70K with 6 speakers and 8-inch display for movies/divx/mp3, race car steering wheel with push-button start, a funky horn, 4k worth fog lamps, LEDs .....
The owner offered me a test drive but I refused since I have never driven a Lancer before, so this guy takes me for a ride and Oh boy, I am in a tizzy.
I dare not ask for the price but he offered all this for 2.5 L
Now that was tempting but this baby was 2002 model with 68K on the odo and repainted 2 times (just because it had some scratches). On our way back I explained to the mechanic that I am just looking for a plain old GLX/SLX, I need the extra ground clearance since I drive on bad patches regularly. He said the owner has retained all the old parts (14' alloys, Michelin tyres, stock exhaust, steering, even nuts and bolts!!) and these are all bonus at the same price. If I don't want the mods, he would fit the stock parts back on and return the rest to the owner and get the price down to 2L, that guy can very well use these mods on the Cedia. As regards the engine / suspension - all original / untouched and does not even need a regular service.
So then why does he not advertise to sell? I asked. I bet he will get a much better price. The mechanic was visibly emotional and said that the owner wishes to sell it only to a genuine buyer who will take good care of his baby.
Any takers? ... don't ask me, I am still in a tizzy!
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warm regards
Chewbacca