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read on some website yesterday
"Hello, this is Radio Pakistan Sports News Bulletin, Lets start with the results of tomorrow's match"
CONDOR'D!!! :D
I guess this is gonna happen really often now that thread is some 300 pages!
It was right in the previous page :D
From a Friend's Facebook Note:
Love Story of Engineer:
I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA
I was doin BE, She is doing PHD
I completed BE, She got a Doctorate
She got married, I was preparing 4 MTECH entrance
Shes mother of 2, I am doing my MTECh
Her daughter is in 1st, I completed MTECH
Her daughter passed 10th, I have joined job
The greatest irony, Today is my ENGAGEMENT & Her daughter is my WIFE
MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga
An old joke in a new avatar.
A Nano breaks down and the guy tries in vain to restart it.The road is almost deserted.
Saw another Nano coming and owner1 waves his hand to stop.
What happened asked owner2.
Owner1 Engine is not seen.
Owner2 Dont worry, I have a spare one in the boot, take it.
courtesy VW Beetle
Picture speak louder than words. Few of them may be repeat, but still worth having a laugh :)
For those who are not familiar with Kannada Language, i will translate.
Father and mother belssings. (the first line)
For Hire ( second line)
Sardar ki patni behosh ho gayi
Doctor bola "Yeh mar gayi hai".
Sardar patni ko shamshan le jata hai.
Patni boli "Main zinda hoon, mujhe kyon maar rahe ho"
Sardar bola "Chup raho, tu doctor se zyada janti hai"
Sorry if a repost.
Brilliant solutions to everyday problems
Got this through email
No spoon?
No problem-o!
Seatbelt broken?
No problem-o!
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
No problem-o!
No bottle opener?
No problem-o!
Room too dark using compact fluorescent's?
No problem-o!
Fuse burnt out?
No problem-o!
Car stereo stolen?
No problem-o!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
No problem-o!
Can't afford a real GPS?
No problem-o!
No ice chest?
No problem-o!
Can't read the ATM screen?
No problem-o!
Car imported from the wrong country?
No problem-o!
Satellite go out in the rain?
No problem-o!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
No problem-o!
Wiper motor burned out?
No problem-o!
What the?
Display rack falling over?
No problem-o!
Tires worm out?
No problem-o!
Might be a little hard to steer.
Desk overloaded?
No problem-o!
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?
No problem-o!
Exhaust pipe dragging?
No problem-o!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
No problem-o!
Cables falling behind the desk?
No problem-o!
No skate park in town?
No problem-o!
Out of diapers?
No problem-o!
^^Have seen some of them before. The 'Car imported from wrong country' caption was hilarious!
The solution to 'cables falling behind the desk' is an excellent home remedy, but will bruise furniture.:)
Out Of Diapers!!! Rofl
Rofl. I was tired of reading no problem-o. :p
Great!! I loved the What the and the out of diapers. Hahah!
Why did the athletes at Commonwealth Games 2010 got confused ?
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Because of the following sign :-
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dark_horizon
(Post 2066871)
From a Friend's Facebook Note:
Love Story of Engineer:
I was in12th, She was in 12th...I was doin BE, She got BCA
I was doin BE, She got MCA
I was doin BE, She is doing PHD
MORAL: Agle janam me Commerce lunga
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Yaar, joke theek se to post karo (Post the joke that has some sense).
Last I remember, BCA was Bachelor of computer applications, MCA is masters of the same. Where did commerce came into picture? I don't recall anyone doing Phd in Commerce.
The joke I heard was between a MD and Bcom, MBA.
Shipnil i think you got it wrong. He must be referring to opt for commerce as Engineering is also a longer duration course as Medical. So completion time is more as compared to the Commerce stream which leads to Management or CA programmes.
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