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Originally Posted by Slush_Traveller (Post 3447987)
The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.

Fancy a seatbelt in one of those?

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Originally Posted by Slush_Traveller (Post 3447987)
The most comfortable bicycle seat ever.

For amusement it is good, but there are type of bicycles called recumbent bicycles which have confy seats.

WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED
TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE
COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES
AND NEWSPAPERS

Anonymous:
Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

Reply by male columnist:
Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!! :D

Don't know if this is shared here before, but it's funny.

Driver for sale

http://www.olx.com/iid-628423701

He says "I am very handsome and experienced"

I wonder what he wants to drive!!

Sent from my iPad using Team-BHP

This one is from Facebook, mens humor page. Hit thanks if you like it.:thumbup:

I allowed him to cut me off.

Some of you would know. :D

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Originally Posted by Slush_Traveller (Post 3450083)
Hit thanks if you like it.:thumbup:

You should've known that the Shifting Gears section doesn't have a thanks button. :P

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Originally Posted by Gannu_1 (Post 3450205)
Some of you would know. :D

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Lol. What were the blokes at McD's thinking?


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Originally Posted by Gannu_1 (Post 3450205)
You should've known that the Shifting Gears section doesn't have a thanks button. :P

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This thread has many levels.

More from Imgur. :D

If GRRM wrote The Lion King:

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And this:

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Caught this excerpt on the rear of a cab in Bangalore. Oxford Dictionary -:deadhorse

A WhatsApp Fwd
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The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1402598867.867223.jpg Made this myself.

A few from my end, some of them my clicks, others as usual, saved from various sources

A grab from an email. Wonder if it fell off the roof!
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Clicked it in Bhubaneshwar on our way to Sikkim. NH5 was being repaired
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Another one grabbed from an email. The message of course, is great
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Our Labrodor at home trying to fit into the M&M Duro
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One from Mangalore, was parked in an isolated spot at midnight near a cemetery.
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Another one grabbed from an email. Not sure, why they chose this, being a water supplier!
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Cheers

AG

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Originally Posted by ashbhat2 (Post 3451562)
Caught this excerpt on the rear of a cab in Bangalore. Oxford Dictionary -:deadhorse

Ah, the DeVilce code again.
Flummoxed Langdon, now it flummoxes him!


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