Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

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Originally Posted by Scorcher (Post 2540825)

The Rajni Ultimatum! :D
Wanna see Rajnikant? Shake you head looking at this picture. It works! :uncontrol

Too good dude! I showed it to my friends and they were impressed too! :)

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman. :D

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Originally Posted by Scorcher (Post 2536512)

The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow? :confused: :uncontrol

He saw the calf drinking the milk and he started milking it. ;)

A student was in discussion with Teacher. Suddenly an airplane zoom over through the sky.
Student (exited and jumping ) : Sir, Bomber, Bomber!
Teacher (little irritated) : Be silent.
Student : Sorry sir, Omber Omber.:D

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained 10 kilos in a week.

B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

A: The elephant's :D :D

A Fresher goes in for a technical interview.

Manager: I go to toilet and see my laptops screen goes blank, please explain (expecting details about sleep mode)
Fresher (gets irritated): Looks like you have a problem and you need to consult the doctor, as you are taking a longer time than expected in the Loo

A mechanic's wife calls him from her home town to give the good news of the arrival of their baby. The mechanic is very happy and anxious to know the gender of the baby. Lost for words, he finally asks the question using words related to his profession: "Is it a nut or a bolt?" :D :uncontrol

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Originally Posted by Spitfire (Post 2531803)

Wait the cows are going pillion too, soon. Don't believe me??

Check this ***.. :D

Continuing with my series of animals on bikes as pillion. The below one is send by a friend Vivek from Goa. He clicked this one yesterday in Margao, Goa.

No the dog was not harmed. And I believe he is a regular on this route along with his owner.

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Originally Posted by libranof1987 (Post 2541507)

Joke : :D

Bangalore to get world class roads in a few years - The Economic Times

What a Joke indeed and How about this one?
Times of India Publications

Those who travel to Electronics city and drive through Madiwala Underpass know the reality of the state of affairs of this so called White-Topping Concretized underpass that is supposed to last for 20-30 years. In reality, it didn't even last for 20 months!!!

The road was closed for a day or two a month before for repair works.

BBMP should take lessons from Punj Llyod on the way to construct concretized roads taking an example from the beautifully maintained stretch of NH4 between Belgaum and Kagal.

Banta was in love and wanted to attract a young girl and went to get Santa’s Suggestion.

Banta Singh: Santa, What’s the best way to make somebody remembers you, all the time?
Santa Singh: Borrow some money from her. And then, she will remember you all the time.

Don’t you ever return the money. At that point, she will start coming to your house, day in, day out.:)

Got this as a forward. Pardon me if its already been posted.

I realized something this morning which made me appreciate life and Vijay Mallya - "Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did.. Except yourself " :)

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Originally Posted by _raVan_ (Post 2541076)

Too good dude! I showed it to my friends and they were impressed too! :)

same image with curves manipulated