Things are getting pretty serious here and I thought I will lighten it up.
Please read this with light heart. There is no offence intended on any brand or anyone.
A wanted to buy a car and went to B who is his mentor (found him at the next door apartment and this B advised him in finding the right grocery store. so he became the mentor for A)
A: 'Saar, I want to buy a car for around 10 lakhs, what should I buy?'
B: ' my friend's wife's friend's brother's boss has a Honda, its called something, town or City, thats looking good yaar. My friend told that it was really good to sit as well. Ford is american, they only talk. Toyota is Japanese too, but they dont talk. Mitsubishi, they stopped producing cars after they stopped lancer. Then you have Fiat, which they are going to close the factory. Chevrolet company is good only for Tavera. Maruti dont have anything other than alto and 800. Suzuki - Sx4 is low in mileage, Tata does not have car for 10 lakhs. Buy Honda you will not loose anything even if you sell it after 5 years.'
A: 'Ok saar, Lets go and check it out this weekend'
Weekend comes both goes to Honda showroon
A: 'sir the car is looking good sir'
B: 'I told you na'
Salesman: ' Sir where do you work?'
A:'XYZ Company'
Salesman: ' is it a new company?'
A: 'No, its there for 10 years, we have 7000 employees there'
Salesman:'yes sir, we sold 13 cars to your company people sir. even 2 months back mr.Z came here for enquiry about car and we sold him a city. Nice person sir'
A: 'what kind of discounts you provide'
salesman: 'sir this is a Honda sir. we have sold 50,000 cars of this model. so no discount sir, its very hot car sir. we only have very few left out in our stock. If you dont select between this black and that black both colors will be sold out tomorrow. then you have to wait for atleast a week. the choice is yours sir. Because you are asking I will give you free mats and a teflon coating. Sir please dont tell this to mr.Z sir, we did not give him this offer sir. Moreover this offer is only for 1 week. the our MD is going abroad and we stop this offer'
B:' Oye, dont miss the chance yaar. Honda usually is fixed price only, say ok'
A: 'What about Loans?'
Salesman: ' Sir Honda has connection with all banks in India sir. Everyone is in queue to give loans because its a Honda. But this weekend only ICICI and Axis bank is here sir, the rest have gone for Toyota dealer. ICICI and Axis are very good and so we did not allow them to go there.'
A: 'Good. I have an ICICI ATM near my apartment, its fundu in there, 3 A/Cs and 4 ATMs with seperate doors for each ATM. They take care of customers so I am sure their loans will be good.'
A: ' Salesman, can we go for a round in the car?'
Salesman: 'this being saturday usually lot of appointments are booked sir, since you came without appointment I will check if it is there sir, give me few minutes'
After 5 minutes:
Salesman: 'Sir the car is ready sir, Please wait for a minute here, I will bring the car in 5 minutes outside sir'
After 5 minutes, Salesman comes with the car and asks A to take the key
A:' B saar, you drive sir.'
B:' Ok come on A, you want to sit in the back or front?'
A:' Saar when you are there how can I sit in the back sir'
B starts driving A is fiddeling with the music system, ac knobs and all that.
B:'Salesman, what will be the mileage?'
Saleman: ' Sir minimum 15 sir'
A:' thats great, my current car gives only 14'
A: 'How about maintenance'
Salesman: 'Sir its a honda sir, no maintenance required, all pukka. I guarantee you'
B:'Its true yaar, I have a Honda Activa, no mainteance at all. All Honda products are too good.'
Salesman: ' Sir take this right turn sir, we dont go beyond this point for demo. there are some speed breakers on the road ahead.'
B:'No yaar, we will take the left turn, the right turn has some bad patches, I dont want to take the new car on that. Dont worry I am in this area for more than a year, I know all shortcuts.'
After a 'Round' A&B come to the showroom, B pulls A aside
B:'how do you feel? good na? its so smooth man i did not feel any speed breaker or rough patches. I am sure your family will love it'
A:' I like the car very much, but is it not looking small compared to SX4 which is cheaper?'
B:'Oye SX4 is from Maruti Suzuki, Indian car. Honda is Japan. I know VW Beetle which looks only the size of swift and has 2 doors only but Rs 20 lakhs. compared to that this is one is cheap yaar. And its a Honda, no maintenance at all, you heard the salesman giving guarantee right?'
A:'Yes sir, its like benz in India, Honda has good image sir, I have seen lot of people at the hotels coming and getting down in this car. When their driver comes and opens the door it looks royal. I think I have to ask my driver to wear white and white and be royal and come and open the door in that kind of places. I am happy sir.'
A: ' Salesman, I will book the car, only if I get this black color with floor mat and Tefloncoating not etc money'
Salesman: 'ok sir, if you give me a booking amount now, I will book it right away sir, then no one can ask for this car sir'
A:' is it, ok, I have only Rs 10k is that fine?'
Salesman:'thats ok sir, will talk to the manager and do a do a special booking'
A: 'ok here you go, and I need this to be delivered within Friday, because on Friday we have a pooja'.
Salesman: 'Ok sir, we will make it happen sir, there are lot of deliveries this week, but I will do that specially sir'
B & A return home with a sense of accomplishment and the car is delivered on the Friday.
At the pooja
all people: 'Sir A, the car looks excellent sir'
B: 'I told you na'
A: 'Yes sir, thank you very much sir'
Lets loosen up a bit and replace Honda with any manufacturer and city with any other car. I prefer Mitsu and Cedia, since I own them.
You all have a happy weekend and lets go for 'Round' with our favourite cars.
Last edited by Car&me : 11th December 2009 at 13:31.
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