Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

anekho · 5th November 2010, 12:15

Rajni can redline a cycle

drbabuanand · 5th November 2010, 13:12

rajini puts just one litre of petrol and comes around the whole world because
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.naan oru litre potta nooru litre potta matheree(my one word is equal to 100 words -punch from batcha)

Jayabusa · 5th November 2010, 22:08

Rajinikanth can drift the Nissan Pivo!

kaushik_s · 5th November 2010, 22:42

Latest news from BBC Top Gear: Stig have resigned from the show as Rajni lapped him on the Top Gear circuit, twice, on a Reva.

valhallen.282 · 6th November 2010, 08:00

rajnikant does not need wing mirrors or a rear view camera he just turns his glasses behind his head.

Jayabusa · 6th November 2010, 14:58

Once Rajinikanth was sweating in a Fiat Padmini when one drop of sweat got into the engine. Today that Fiat is known as FERRARI!

vrprabhu · 6th November 2010, 15:14

BRTS (Bus Rapid Transit System) idea was spawned by RK.

Know why?

Because -

'En vazhi, thani vazhi'
(my way is a separate way).....

suhaas307 · 6th November 2010, 15:30

Rajinikanth owns a reliable Skoda

Rajinikanth's car-tyres never get punctured!

SS-Traveller · 6th November 2010, 17:23

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Originally Posted by suhaas307

Rajinikanth owns a reliable Skoda

Nope. Skoda uses Rajinikant for reliability trials of all their products (and sells the same products to you and me after those trials are completed!!!)

suhaas307 · 6th November 2010, 20:58

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Originally Posted by SS-Traveller

Nope. Skoda uses Rajinikant for reliability trials of all their products (and sells the same products to you and me after those trials are completed!!!)

Good one!

Rajinikanth's car's fuel gauge needle sticks to 'F', ALWAYS!

sachinj12 · 6th November 2010, 23:07

Here is a PJ from my end:

Rajni never rides the clutch, he drives in Neutral

greenhorn · 6th November 2010, 23:40

Why does Rajni not Drag race? Because the only handicap that would be fair to others is if he doesn't race at all

Once Rajnikant settled an argument between a fiat and Honda fanboi amicably

When Rajni test drives a car, BHP=WHP. the transmission knows better than to try to take power away from rajnikant.
He doesnt need FI to get more power. the air forces itself into the engine out of fear of Rajnikant.
In Rajnikant's movies, they use stunt doubles for crash scenes. Why? because No car Rajnikant drives can possibly crash.
Yes, Rajnikant CAN stop on a dime.
When Rajnikant gets into a car, the ICE stops working out of insecurity. Why? Because Superstar Rajnikant is *the* best entertainer in the car.

suhaas307 · 6th November 2010, 23:48

Rajinikanth beat Schumacher's lap-times at the 'Ring. On foot!

Rajinikanth's '75 Porsche 911 Turbo never suffered from Turbo lag!

SS-Traveller · 7th November 2010, 00:01

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Originally Posted by suhaas307

Rajinikanth's '75 Porsche 911 Turbo never suffered from Turbo lag!

Naah. All Rajni's cars come with at least twin turbo - both his lungs act as turbochargers (oops, sorry, superchargers). A third spare turbo MAY be provided as an useless accessory by the manufacturer.

tsk13 · 7th November 2010, 00:33

Car-makers unanimously agree to measure power of their machines in 'BRP' instead of 'BHP'. Mods, I think we must register Team-BRP.com now.

5th November 2010, 12:15	#46
anekho Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: . Posts: 1,997 Thanked: 685 Times	Rajni can redline a cycle
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5th November 2010, 13:12	#47
drbabuanand BHPian Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: trichy Posts: 60 Thanked: 8 Times	rajini puts just one litre of petrol and comes around the whole world because . . . . . . . . . .naan oru litre potta nooru litre potta matheree(my one word is equal to 100 words -punch from batcha)
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5th November 2010, 22:08	#48
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,447 Thanked: 70 Times	Rajinikanth can drift the Nissan Pivo!
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5th November 2010, 22:42	#49
kaushik_s Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,088 Thanked: 165 Times View My Garage	Latest news from BBC Top Gear: Stig have resigned from the show as Rajni lapped him on the Top Gear circuit, twice, on a Reva.
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6th November 2010, 08:00	#50
valhallen.282 BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 331 Thanked: 196 Times	rajnikant does not need wing mirrors or a rear view camera he just turns his glasses behind his head.
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6th November 2010, 14:58	#51
Jayabusa Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai Posts: 2,447 Thanked: 70 Times	Once Rajinikanth was sweating in a Fiat Padmini when one drop of sweat got into the engine. Today that Fiat is known as FERRARI!
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6th November 2010, 15:14	#52
vrprabhu Senior - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ?? Posts: 1,363 Thanked: 1,190 Times View My Garage	BRTS (Bus Rapid Transit System) idea was spawned by RK. Know why? Because - 'En vazhi, thani vazhi' (my way is a separate way).....
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6th November 2010, 15:30	#53
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,157 Thanked: 14,545 Times	Rajinikanth owns a reliable Skoda Rajinikanth's car-tyres never get punctured!
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6th November 2010, 23:07	#56
sachinj12 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,187 Thanked: 169 Times	Here is a PJ from my end: Rajni never rides the clutch, he drives in Neutral
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6th November 2010, 23:40	#57
greenhorn BANNED Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: KL-01 Posts: 7,878 Thanked: 4,910 Times View My Garage	Why does Rajni not Drag race? Because the only handicap that would be fair to others is if he doesn't race at all Once Rajnikant settled an argument between a fiat and Honda fanboi amicably When Rajni test drives a car, BHP=WHP. the transmission knows better than to try to take power away from rajnikant. He doesnt need FI to get more power. the air forces itself into the engine out of fear of Rajnikant. In Rajnikant's movies, they use stunt doubles for crash scenes. Why? because No car Rajnikant drives can possibly crash. Yes, Rajnikant CAN stop on a dime. When Rajnikant gets into a car, the ICE stops working out of insecurity. Why? Because Superstar Rajnikant is the best entertainer in the car. Last edited by greenhorn : 6th November 2010 at 23:42.
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6th November 2010, 23:48	#58
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,157 Thanked: 14,545 Times	Rajinikanth beat Schumacher's lap-times at the 'Ring. On foot! Rajinikanth's '75 Porsche 911 Turbo never suffered from Turbo lag!
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7th November 2010, 00:33	#60
tsk13 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 1,256 Thanked: 362 Times	Car-makers unanimously agree to measure power of their machines in 'BRP' instead of 'BHP'. Mods, I think we must register Team-BRP.com now.
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