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| ![]() Rajni can redline a cycle ![]() |
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| ![]() rajini puts just one litre of petrol and comes around the whole world because . . . . . . . . . .naan oru litre potta nooru litre potta matheree(my one word is equal to 100 words -punch from batcha) |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() Rajinikanth can drift the Nissan Pivo! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Latest news from BBC Top Gear: Stig have resigned from the show as Rajni lapped him on the Top Gear circuit, twice, on a Reva. |
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| ![]() rajnikant does not need wing mirrors or a rear view camera he just turns his glasses behind his head. |
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Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| ![]() Once Rajinikanth was sweating in a Fiat Padmini when one drop of sweat got into the engine. Today that Fiat is known as FERRARI! |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() BRTS (Bus Rapid Transit System) idea was spawned by RK. Know why? Because - 'En vazhi, thani vazhi' (my way is a separate way)..... ![]() |
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| ![]() Rajinikanth owns a reliable Skoda ![]() Rajinikanth's car-tyres never get punctured! ![]() |
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| ![]() Here is a PJ from my end: Rajni never rides the clutch, he drives in Neutral ![]() |
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Senior - BHPian ![]() | ![]() Why does Rajni not Drag race? Because the only handicap that would be fair to others is if he doesn't race at all ![]() Once Rajnikant settled an argument between a fiat and Honda fanboi amicably ![]() When Rajni test drives a car, BHP=WHP. the transmission knows better than to try to take power away from rajnikant. He doesnt need FI to get more power. the air forces itself into the engine out of fear of Rajnikant. In Rajnikant's movies, they use stunt doubles for crash scenes. Why? because No car Rajnikant drives can possibly crash. Yes, Rajnikant CAN stop on a dime. When Rajnikant gets into a car, the ICE stops working out of insecurity. Why? Because Superstar Rajnikant is *the* best entertainer in the car. Last edited by greenhorn : 6th November 2010 at 23:42. |
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| ![]() Rajinikanth beat Schumacher's lap-times at the 'Ring. On foot! ![]() Rajinikanth's '75 Porsche 911 Turbo never suffered from Turbo lag! ![]() |
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Distinguished - BHPian ![]() ![]() | ![]() Naah. All Rajni's cars come with at least twin turbo - both his lungs act as turbochargers (oops, sorry, superchargers). A third spare turbo MAY be provided as an useless accessory by the manufacturer. |
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| ![]() Car-makers unanimously agree to measure power of their machines in 'BRP' instead of 'BHP'. Mods, I think we must register Team-BRP.com now. |
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