Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

kaushik_s · 4th November 2010, 13:06

@Silverwood, have you made those jokes on your own? Pretty awesome I must say. That wheelie on unicycle takes the cake.

Rajni can drive so fast that sometimes he overtakes himself.

thalavoy · 4th November 2010, 13:50

You know why India follows Right Hand Drive. Cause Rajni is right handed

ex670c · 4th November 2010, 13:54

Its R A J N I, because there is nothing RAJNI, Can't

djjebs · 4th November 2010, 14:05

ISRO doesn't exist.... Rajnikanth has purchased all the rockets for Diwali!!!

Blue Thunder · 4th November 2010, 14:29

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Originally Posted by carboy

... he starts his car in the 5th gear....

And that is because...'Naan oru (1) dhadava gear potta...anju (5) dhadava gear potamaadhiri ' ('If I put the gear once, it is like I have put the gear five times')

(based on that famous punch-line from his movie 'Paasha')

Jayabusa · 4th November 2010, 14:37

The design of Maruti Versa was inspired from Rajinikanth's tiffin-box.

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Originally Posted by thalavoy

You know why India follows Right Hand Drive. Cause Rajni is right handed

Yeah. And he takes the LHD Veyrons in India as a personal insult!

A car was shown to Rajinikanth and his reaction was, Na! No!!
That's how the car was named.

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Originally Posted by kaushik_s

Rajni can drive so fast that sometimes he overtakes himself.

Do you know why that happens? It's because of the shoes that he wears.
One is a red F430 spider and the other a yellow LP640 roadster!!

And here's the cherry on the cake for this thread :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJphxYZZcg

SILVERWOOD · 4th November 2010, 15:12

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Originally Posted by kaushik_s

@Silverwood, have you made those jokes on your own? Pretty awesome I must say. That wheelie on unicycle takes the cake.

No, they all came to me as forwards.

dar3dev|l · 4th November 2010, 15:51

Rajni's car will never take a U turn, the entire road with turn around for him.

silversteed · 4th November 2010, 16:24

Do you know why Rajini has a GPS in his car? So that the satellites we use, can lock onto it. It's all based on Rajini's coordinates

amitoj · 4th November 2010, 16:40

Two from me:
RK doesnt ask "Kitna deti hai?"
RK never jumps a red light. All lights turn green when he approaches them.

SILVERWOOD · 4th November 2010, 17:19

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Originally Posted by silversteed

Do you know why Rajini has a GPS in his car? So that the satellites we use, can lock onto it. It's all based on Rajini's coordinates

Rajnikant in himself is a GPS for the possible satellites known to mankind and beyond.

Its a myth that Earth revolves on its own axis, it revolves on the parameters set by Rajnikant.

SilkDrive · 4th November 2010, 17:45

Mods can confirm this new breaking news :

"Team-Bhp has joined Rajnikant"

MX6 · 4th November 2010, 18:13

Please don't make a Chuck Norris out of Rajnikanth.

People here are creating an unbelievable aura about Super star. He doesn't do those things which most are claiming.

However he does this!

[COLOR=#0033cc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQS6LX7_8-Q[/COLOR]

There's also another movie sequence in which the gypsey doesn't move an inch forward, because they've tied the bumper to Rajni's leg with a rope. Let me dig in to see whether I can get that.

ExtremeTorque · 4th November 2010, 18:35

My 2 paise: 'wind requires the rajini-shield'

KA18 · 4th November 2010, 19:27

Rajini actually does not require a car as he can travel faster than light.
He simply drives one because others can catch up with him.

P.S: I made this up!

4th November 2010, 13:06	#16
kaushik_s Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,088 Thanked: 165 Times View My Garage	@Silverwood, have you made those jokes on your own? Pretty awesome I must say. That wheelie on unicycle takes the cake. Rajni can drive so fast that sometimes he overtakes himself.
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thalavoy BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chennai Posts: 408 Thanked: 77 Times View My Garage	You know why India follows Right Hand Drive. Cause Rajni is right handed
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ex670c Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Chennai Posts: 2,470 Thanked: 2,170 Times View My Garage	Its R A J N I, because there is nothing RAJNI, Can't
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djjebs BHPian Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 79 Thanked: 13 Times	ISRO doesn't exist.... Rajnikanth has purchased all the rockets for Diwali!!!
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dar3dev\|l BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Munich, DE Posts: 292 Thanked: 100 Times	Rajni's car will never take a U turn, the entire road with turn around for him. Last edited by dar3dev\|l : 4th November 2010 at 15:53.
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silversteed Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Electri-City Posts: 2,366 Thanked: 2,236 Times	Do you know why Rajini has a GPS in his car? So that the satellites we use, can lock onto it. It's all based on Rajini's coordinates
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amitoj Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Windham, NH USA Posts: 3,405 Thanked: 3,502 Times View My Garage	Two from me: RK doesnt ask "Kitna deti hai?" RK never jumps a red light. All lights turn green when he approaches them.
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SilkDrive BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 172 Thanked: 25 Times	Mods can confirm this new breaking news : "Team-Bhp has joined Rajnikant"
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ExtremeTorque BHPian Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 379 Thanked: 20 Times	My 2 paise: 'wind requires the rajini-shield'
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4th November 2010, 19:27	#30
KA18 BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Chikmagalur Posts: 293 Thanked: 332 Times View My Garage	Rajini actually does not require a car as he can travel faster than light. He simply drives one because others can catch up with him. P.S: I made this up!
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