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Old 4th November 2010, 13:06   #16
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@Silverwood, have you made those jokes on your own? Pretty awesome I must say. That wheelie on unicycle takes the cake.

Rajni can drive so fast that sometimes he overtakes himself.
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Old 4th November 2010, 13:50   #17
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You know why India follows Right Hand Drive. Cause Rajni is right handed
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Its R A J N I, because there is nothing RAJNI, Can't
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ISRO doesn't exist.... Rajnikanth has purchased all the rockets for Diwali!!!
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Old 4th November 2010, 14:29   #20
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... he starts his car in the 5th gear....
And that is because...'Naan oru (1) dhadava gear potta...anju (5) dhadava gear potamaadhiri ' ('If I put the gear once, it is like I have put the gear five times')

(based on that famous punch-line from his movie 'Paasha')

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The design of Maruti Versa was inspired from Rajinikanth's tiffin-box.

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You know why India follows Right Hand Drive. Cause Rajni is right handed
Yeah. And he takes the LHD Veyrons in India as a personal insult!

A car was shown to Rajinikanth and his reaction was, Na! No!!
That's how the car was named.

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Rajni can drive so fast that sometimes he overtakes himself.
Do you know why that happens? It's because of the shoes that he wears.
One is a red F430 spider and the other a yellow LP640 roadster!!

And here's the cherry on the cake for this thread :


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Old 4th November 2010, 15:12   #22
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@Silverwood, have you made those jokes on your own? Pretty awesome I must say. That wheelie on unicycle takes the cake.
No, they all came to me as forwards.
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Old 4th November 2010, 15:51   #23
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Rajni's car will never take a U turn, the entire road with turn around for him.

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Do you know why Rajini has a GPS in his car? So that the satellites we use, can lock onto it. It's all based on Rajini's coordinates
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Two from me:
RK doesnt ask "Kitna deti hai?"
RK never jumps a red light. All lights turn green when he approaches them.
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Do you know why Rajini has a GPS in his car? So that the satellites we use, can lock onto it. It's all based on Rajini's coordinates
Rajnikant in himself is a GPS for the possible satellites known to mankind and beyond.

Its a myth that Earth revolves on its own axis, it revolves on the parameters set by Rajnikant.
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Old 4th November 2010, 17:45   #27
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Mods can confirm this new breaking news :

"Team-Bhp has joined Rajnikant"
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Old 4th November 2010, 18:13   #28
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Please don't make a Chuck Norris out of Rajnikanth.

People here are creating an unbelievable aura about Super star. He doesn't do those things which most are claiming.

However he does this!





There's also another movie sequence in which the gypsey doesn't move an inch forward, because they've tied the bumper to Rajni's leg with a rope. Let me dig in to see whether I can get that.
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My 2 paise: 'wind requires the rajini-shield'
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Old 4th November 2010, 19:27   #30
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Rajini actually does not require a car as he can travel faster than light.
He simply drives one because others can catch up with him.

P.S: I made this up!
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