10th November 2010, 20:01
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| BHPian  |  Rajinikanth doesn't obey traffic rules. Traffic rules obey him !! Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !! Last edited by Pri2 : 10th November 2010 at 20:04. Reason: Updated spelling |
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10th November 2010, 20:11
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| Senior - BHPian  | I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this". |
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10th November 2010, 21:26
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| Team-BHP Support   Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Delhi
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10th November 2010, 21:58
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kolhapur
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Here are some more Chuck Norris jokes adapted to Rajnikanth - A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajani and that you will be handicapped if you park there. - When Rajani crosses the streets, cars have to look both ways | |
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10th November 2010, 22:23
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Mumbai
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| The full-form of RACE mode in Ferraris is, Rajinikanth And Chuck(Norris) Engaged. Quote:
We ought to respect Rajinikanth. His movies can cure a perfectly normal person of the dementia that he/she never had. That's the power of Rajinikanth. Last edited by Jayabusa : 10th November 2010 at 22:29. | |
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10th November 2010, 22:37
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| BHPian  Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: KA 51/ PB 25
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| NHAI (National Highway Authority of India) has added Rajnikanth's name as first name for people exempt from paying toll at various toll booths. Till date the list was restricted to President of India, Military Vehicles, Ambulance & etc. Now it reads, Rajnikanth and others allowed by him are exempt from paying toll. Now- President, Ambulances, Military Vehicles & etc will be issued RajniPass for Toll Booths. Last edited by drive_or_die : 10th November 2010 at 22:38. |
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11th November 2010, 00:05
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| Team-BHP Support  Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore
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| Team BHP has become a distinguished member in Rajinikanth's forum! His email id now: team-bhp@rajinikanth.com  |
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11th November 2010, 02:23
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| BHPian | Ratan Tata lives in a constant fear that Rajinikanth's Tata Nano will break down. When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning. Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes. |
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11th November 2010, 02:58
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Navi Mumbai
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I have a feeling that agentforferrari was actually Rajni, Does anyone remember Skoda with quad turbos + a supercharger on the expressway? | |
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11th November 2010, 03:11
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| BHPian  | Quote:
The Stig is the character Rajikanth imagined when he needed someone to drive sanely, now he has employed him as a test driver for top gear as a personal favor. | |
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11th November 2010, 05:40
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| BHPian  Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Santa Clara,CA/ Aamchi Mumbai
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| Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\ Only Rajnikant can write review on GTO. One more for GTO. GTO stopped visiting Dyno test centers, now Rajnikant does that job for him........ by gripping wheels in his fingers. |
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11th November 2010, 10:13
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| Distinguished - BHPian   | Quote:
... and comes out of a gun! (oh yes, he rides it too.)Last edited by SS-Traveller : 11th November 2010 at 10:14. | |
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11th November 2010, 11:04
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bong-land
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| How many of us know more about Honda Type-R engines? Type-R is actually Type-Rajnikant - he is the one behind Type-R engines  Same goes with Nissan GT-R (Rajnikant) |
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11th November 2010, 12:48
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| Senior - BHPian  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ridin earth now
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| GUYS:Lets keep it automotive and technical related only .A request . Now coming back : 1.All the dynos in the world are benchmarked/referenced using RK's car . 2.There is no thing called depreciation .Every year RK's car's value appreciates year-over-year . 3.RK is always RIGHT , hence its always RHD which ever part of the world . The traffic just adjusts as per RK's direction . 4.Autocop for RK's car ? you should be joking ? Last edited by black12rr : 11th November 2010 at 12:50. |
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11th November 2010, 13:00
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| Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bong-land
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| Rajnikant never passes wind - his EGR is always active, i.e. his Exhaust Gas Recirculates. When Rajnikant drove my Padmini - the Planet Earth Rocked like crazy - that is how me and my car got the name Planet Rocker  Last edited by planet_rocker : 11th November 2010 at 13:01. |
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