Rajinikanth...the automotive way!

Pri2 · 10th November 2010, 20:01

Rajinikanth doesn't obey traffic rules. Traffic rules obey him !!

Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !!

prince_pervez · 10th November 2010, 20:11

I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this".

Eddy · 10th November 2010, 21:26

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Originally Posted by Pri2

Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !!

This one is the best in the thread.

carboy · 10th November 2010, 21:58

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Originally Posted by Eddy

This one is the best in the thread.

It's an old Chuck Norris joke.

Here are some more Chuck Norris jokes adapted to Rajnikanth

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajani and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

- When Rajani crosses the streets, cars have to look both ways

Jayabusa · 10th November 2010, 22:23

The full-form of RACE mode in Ferraris is,
Rajinikanth And Chuck(Norris) Engaged.

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Originally Posted by prince_pervez

I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this".

I completely agree.
We ought to respect Rajinikanth. His movies can cure a perfectly normal person of the dementia that he/she never had.
That's the power of Rajinikanth.

drive_or_die · 10th November 2010, 22:37

NHAI (National Highway Authority of India) has added Rajnikanth's name as first name for people exempt from paying toll at various toll booths. Till date the list was restricted to President of India, Military Vehicles, Ambulance & etc. Now it reads, Rajnikanth and others allowed by him are exempt from paying toll.

Now- President, Ambulances, Military Vehicles & etc will be issued RajniPass for Toll Booths.

suhaas307 · 11th November 2010, 00:05

Team BHP has become a distinguished member in Rajinikanth's forum!

His email id now: team-bhp@rajinikanth.com

Pri2 · 11th November 2010, 02:23

Ratan Tata lives in a constant fear that Rajinikanth's Tata Nano will break down.

When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes.

heavy_foot · 11th November 2010, 02:58

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Originally Posted by Pri2

Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes.

lol, that was the funniest.

I have a feeling that agentforferrari was actually Rajni, Does anyone remember Skoda with quad turbos + a supercharger on the expressway?

abhayshanu · 11th November 2010, 03:11

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Originally Posted by heavy_foot

lol, that was the funniest.

I have a feeling that agentforferrari was actually Rajni, Does anyone remember Skoda with quad turbos + a supercharger on the expressway?

Yes, I do remember, dont forget the 7 speed gear box.

The Stig is the character Rajikanth imagined when he needed someone to drive sanely, now he has employed him as a test driver for top gear as a personal favor.

vinmechanic · 11th November 2010, 05:40

Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\

Only Rajnikant can write review on GTO.

One more for GTO.

GTO stopped visiting Dyno test centers, now Rajnikant does that job for him........ by gripping wheels in his fingers.

SS-Traveller · 11th November 2010, 10:13

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Originally Posted by vinmechanic

Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\

Obviously!!! Rajni's bullet has no wheels or engine. It runs at supersonic speeds....

... and comes out of a gun!

(oh yes, he rides it too.)

planet_rocker · 11th November 2010, 11:04

How many of us know more about Honda Type-R engines?

Type-R is actually Type-Rajnikant - he is the one behind Type-R engines

Same goes with Nissan GT-R (Rajnikant)

black12rr · 11th November 2010, 12:48

GUYS:Lets keep it automotive and technical related only .A request .

Now coming back :

1.All the dynos in the world are benchmarked/referenced using RK's car .

2.There is no thing called depreciation .Every year RK's car's value appreciates year-over-year .

3.RK is always RIGHT , hence its always RHD which ever part of the world . The traffic just adjusts as per RK's direction .

4.Autocop for RK's car ? you should be joking ?

planet_rocker · 11th November 2010, 13:00

Rajnikant never passes wind - his EGR is always active, i.e. his Exhaust Gas Recirculates.

When Rajnikant drove my Padmini - the Planet Earth Rocked like crazy - that is how me and my car got the name Planet Rocker

10th November 2010, 20:01	#76
Pri2 BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangalore / Mangalore Posts: 217 Thanked: 198 Times View My Garage	Rajinikanth doesn't obey traffic rules. Traffic rules obey him !! Rajinikanth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples !! Last edited by Pri2 : 10th November 2010 at 20:04. Reason: Updated spelling
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10th November 2010, 20:11	#77
prince_pervez Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Redwood shores, CA, USA Posts: 4,211 Thanked: 53 Times View My Garage	I am sure there are gonna be some irate tamilians around here. There was a colleague who could not bear someone saying that Robot was not a nice movie. He got red hot saying "you guys can tolerate stupidity by SRK and Sallu but not Rajni, how fair is this".
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10th November 2010, 22:37	#81
drive_or_die BHPian Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: KA 51/ PB 25 Posts: 99 Thanked: 44 Times	NHAI (National Highway Authority of India) has added Rajnikanth's name as first name for people exempt from paying toll at various toll booths. Till date the list was restricted to President of India, Military Vehicles, Ambulance & etc. Now it reads, Rajnikanth and others allowed by him are exempt from paying toll. Now- President, Ambulances, Military Vehicles & etc will be issued RajniPass for Toll Booths. Last edited by drive_or_die : 10th November 2010 at 22:38.
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11th November 2010, 00:05	#82
suhaas307 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 9,157 Thanked: 14,545 Times	Team BHP has become a distinguished member in Rajinikanth's forum! His email id now: team-bhp@rajinikanth.com
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11th November 2010, 02:23	#83
Pri2 BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangalore / Mangalore Posts: 217 Thanked: 198 Times View My Garage	Ratan Tata lives in a constant fear that Rajinikanth's Tata Nano will break down. When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning. Rajinikanth now uses Tata Nanos to light his cigarettes.
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11th November 2010, 05:40	#86
vinmechanic BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Santa Clara,CA/ Aamchi Mumbai Posts: 44 Thanked: 19 Times	Rajinikant's bullet has no oil leakage and loose parts.\ Only Rajnikant can write review on GTO. One more for GTO. GTO stopped visiting Dyno test centers, now Rajnikant does that job for him........ by gripping wheels in his fingers.
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11th November 2010, 11:04	#88
planet_rocker Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bong-land Posts: 2,323 Thanked: 426 Times	How many of us know more about Honda Type-R engines? Type-R is actually Type-Rajnikant - he is the one behind Type-R engines Same goes with Nissan GT-R (Rajnikant)
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11th November 2010, 12:48	#89
black12rr Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ridin earth now Posts: 1,280 Thanked: 349 Times	GUYS:Lets keep it automotive and technical related only .A request . Now coming back : 1.All the dynos in the world are benchmarked/referenced using RK's car . 2.There is no thing called depreciation .Every year RK's car's value appreciates year-over-year . 3.RK is always RIGHT , hence its always RHD which ever part of the world . The traffic just adjusts as per RK's direction . 4.Autocop for RK's car ? you should be joking ? Last edited by black12rr : 11th November 2010 at 12:50.
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11th November 2010, 13:00	#90
planet_rocker Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bong-land Posts: 2,323 Thanked: 426 Times	Rajnikant never passes wind - his EGR is always active, i.e. his Exhaust Gas Recirculates. When Rajnikant drove my Padmini - the Planet Earth Rocked like crazy - that is how me and my car got the name Planet Rocker Last edited by planet_rocker : 11th November 2010 at 13:01.
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