[hianooo]

Arrested for laughing.
This is from an actual trial in the UK:


A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When
she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated
on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing.

She had him arrested. Then the case came before the court, the young man
was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The
Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement,
which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move
sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident.'


Cheers...

[hianooo]

Don't get drunk with ur friends around....












Cheers....

[hianooo]

Don't get drunk with ur friends around...( more....) ;-)








Cheers

[Dippy]

Hey fellas heres some food for thought

Very Interesting.....don't you think?


: Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
: Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

: Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
: Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

: Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
: Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

: Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
: Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

: Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
: Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

: Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
: Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

: Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
: Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

: Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
: Shaadi ke baad - Kaagaz ki kashti

: Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
: Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

[aadix]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Dippy @ Nov. 08 2004,22:11)]Very Interesting.....don't you think?

gto read it?

[normally_crazy]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ]Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
: Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

[haryan]

Gregorio was the ultimate F1 fan. He had all the videos and went to all the
races. Unfortunately, he passed away and went up to heaven. When he arrived
at the gates of heaven he came across St Peter.


"Greetings Gregorio, we have been expecting you" St Peter said. Gregorio
asked St Peter... "What is heaven like then?" St Peter replied "All the
greats are here, Fangio, Gilles Villeneuve, Jimmy Clark, Ayrton Senna and
they all race here on the replicas of the great tracks." "Senna racing with
Villeneuve and Clark? This is my idea of heaven!" Gregorio exclaimed.

"Exactly!" St Peter replied.

Gregorio settled into heaven very quickly. He loved watching the racing, the
cars had turbos and wide tyres. The racing was all he might have hoped for
until he found something that disturbed him. One day he came upon a track
with a lone red Ferrari pounding round lap after lap with blinding speed. He
could not believe what he saw! It looked as if the driver was wearing a
helmet just like Michael Schumacher's. And the driving style was exactly the
same as his German hero's. Gregorio was confused.

After some nights of troubled sleep he went to see St Peter about what he
had seen that day. He described the scene he had seen and protested.. "But
Michael Schumacher is not dead! How can he be here?"

St Peter looked around to make sure nobody was listening and whispered to
Gregorio. "Keep this quiet as I could get into trouble with the Big man for
telling you this.."

Peter glanced around some more...

"You see that car... that was God... he thinks he is Michael Schumacher!"

[shravan316]

Cool stuff Dippy and haryan!

[aadix]

lol haryan!

[haryan]

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[haryan]

Signs that you are too drunk would be...

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

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[haryan]

And finally some useless info.........
There are only two words in the English language that spell the same object both forward and backward. They are "race car."

[normally_crazy]

A long-married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too far, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled; "It really works!"

[speedsatya]

EK SHORT STORY

Apun ek short story sunaega
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane
judwaa.
Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie ekdum Smart,
bole to jhakaas rapchik
piece aur Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.
To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se, woh kya
bolte hain usko..Stubborn
bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi... rehti hai.
To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang
ta-ich hai.
Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...
Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai.
Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.
To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka ke saath
hota hai. Aur Sulie ek
fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.
Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.Sulie bhi
pati se fridge maangtihai.
Pati salla bechara garib manus. Lekin biwi ko khush
karne ke waaste woh Fridge
khareed leta hai.
Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti
hai. Suli! e bhi jidd karti
hai baap. Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko
tapka daloongi.
Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur
AC khareed leta hai.
Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai.
Pati ka dimaag satak-ta
hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, baap ka zameen
bech dalta hai aur gaadi
khareedta hai.
Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti
hai. Sulie jidd karti hai
Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut
ho gaya tera natak. Abhi
apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahela hai kya,
yeda samjha hai kya, yaha
mere chehre par tere ko chu.. padne main aata hai kya"

To Sulie ko chodke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin
apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa
market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai.
To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko
jaata hai.
Bus ko park karke woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai.

W! apas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering
wheel gaayab, seat gaayab,
gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!
Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai.
Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti
hai??
7 * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *
* * * Abe soch... * * *
* * * Arre Bhendee soch... * * *
* * *la dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? * * *
* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *
* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *
"NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE... NA KUCH MERE BUS
MAIN..."
Ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya? Aur apun
ke upar gussa nai karne
ka?
Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab
kiya hai.
Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka bheja kharab kar. par
apun ka nahi...

[haryan]

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat






Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top, now who's the joke..........