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Sharing my experience with this mind-boggling machine...
What a magical day it turned out to be. My chance visit to Ranchi gave me an opportunity to see this one of a kind car in person and meet the enthusiast in Shashi responsible for its maintenance and ensuring that it remains in the pink of health always.
I had the occasion to follow this beautiful car for around 20 Kms in sporadic traffic as also through a patch of four laned highway. The first thing that strikes you is how she moves! The way she accelerates, you will not want to believe that it's an 800 you are trailing. It just kept skipping the queue and jumping ahead of other cars with such clean manoeuvres that you cannot relate to any other 800 you would have had the chance to observe. No smoke whatsoever at any point even 'if' it was being driven spiritedly and that I guess is the Suzuki way of defining longevity for you with a 3.5 lakh km run car that still runs on all original factory assembled internals. It's different from the word go!
Staying behind, I could not help but spot the visual enhancements made to this little beast. All OEM spec in case you are wondering. The LED brake lights make a mark as does the badge that reads '800i'. Rear wash and wipe together with perfectly integrated fog light on the left of the bumper and rear glass demister removes any doubt you would have that it's a car from a foreign country! 800 in this avatar was neither seen before nor even heard of in our country.
I had once made a mistake of asking the guy as to how safe he felt driving the car on high speeds on our fast four lane highways and if it was prudent to drive 800 without safety features on highways in the current era. To answer my questions, he obliged me with a driving seat on such kind of roads itself (yes, he thinks differently. Both, the car and the owner, are in a league of their own compared to their respective brethren

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Moving ahead, I immediately realised the potency under the hood! It's so unlike the 800 that I have ever had the chance to drive. The sure shifting gearbox, the noiseless drive, leather wrapped steering, the stock dashboard, all just make your time inside this car a memorable one. But what truly elevates the driving experience is how this tiny thing handles, how it manages to hold its line, how it grips the surface and is not unsettled by an odd undulation at 'good' speeds! It just maintains its composure like any other modern car and that is huge boost to driver confidence. With minimal to no body roll, the car is a driver's delight rendering a go-kart like experience.
The AC button on our 800s has always been our personal nitro boost button. But not here. It just picks up speed effortlessly and without any tantrums with the AC running on full blast. Not even requiring you to downshift to build the momentum!
By the time I had handed over the car back to Shashi, I was clear in my head. My questions looked dumb. Apprehensions unfounded. The car is as capable out on the highway as any other car. As sure footed as you would expect any other car from the segment. We both however concurred that the lack of passive safety features could possibly be the only concern if you want to nitpick.
We all know that this car has unimaginably clean engine bay so I won't repeat that. But it left me awestruck. How has this guy managed to keep it in such spic n span condition belies all logic. Looks straight out of the oven!
This car is a wolf in sheep's clothing 😁
Next time anyone sees a golden 800 with BR registration, beware. You might be left embarassed.