A YetiGuide® : How To Post In Proper English

vivekiny2k · 30th October 2007, 20:09

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

Sam, help!
I breaked very hardly with my mobile sitting on 'the thingy'. And my mobile it is flying off WITH the thingy and it is braking. My mobile, not the thingy. And me, now I am weeping.
Please tell to me how my goodself, and other many goodselfs on the forum, can say this in propahly english, please?
And many sometimes, many of my good friends they are braking the wind and forgetting to say the pardon.

Even sometime the moderators they are doing same same.

anup, I think you should look at what you wrote again in the morning with a clear head

Sam Kapasi · 30th October 2007, 20:13

Vivek I think he knows exactly what he is saying.

I'll do it now Anup.

anupmathur · 30th October 2007, 20:18

I expected no less, Your Yetiship.

nayakrnr · 30th October 2007, 20:36

damn, reading these things make me think i should start from pre-school again!!

anupmathur · 30th October 2007, 20:39

Vivek, I can assure you it will be delightful!

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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

with a clear head

Now where's that blessed bottle of the fun stuff?!

anupmathur · 30th October 2007, 20:57

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Originally Posted by nayakrnr

is there any car with sukhoi engine??

Send a PM to Flyin Very Low.
He'll be able to very ably guide you on this. His car must be having something similar. It sort of forcefully brakes the wind from backside and is getting propelled so fast it is leaving the mother earth and travelling at some altitude in the atmosphere.
If I have not properly explained, kindly do the pardon to my goodself.

Sam Kapasi · 30th October 2007, 21:25

Brake: To stop or to slow down. Past tense is braked.

As a verb: To apply the pedal that stops/slows down your vehicle.

I hate people that brake suddenly.

As a noun: The pedal and the system that slows down and stops your car. In a car it is typically used in plural - because there are typically more than one brake in the car.

I applied the brakes/ She slammed on the brakes.
However note: He slammed the brake pedal. Since the pedal is singular.

Brakes is also used metaphorically to show the slowing down or stopping of a process.
She needs to put the brakes on her spending.

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Break: A truly wonderful and versatile word with so many meanings. The past tense is broke and the past participle is broken. Let's begin.

To physically cause something to separate into pieces or parts.
You annoying man, I'm going to break your head into two! Watch out, don't break the glass. The rope will break with your weight. He fell and broke his leg. Let us break bread together.

Add down to break and it means to cry strongly with tears and deep emotion: She broke down when he told her that he had forgotten his penis at the office.

Add dance and you have a silly jerky dance type from the 80s

Break can also be used for change: I will have to break this Rs.1000/- note to buy cigarettes.

Break is also used as a word in place of Decipher - like a code.

A common American way to use break, broken and broke is to signify - An appliance or product that is spoilt/ malfunctioning.
I cannot watch the race, my TV is broken. We cannot go for a drive, my car is broken.

Note: If the car was working and we left for a drive and the car stopped on the way, it would have broken DOWN.

To break water: is the rupturing of the sac before a baby is born.

Also To be crushed, emotionally or physically: I'm completely broken.

A break can also be an interval - either in a movie or a show or an act.

Give me a break is an informal phrase with 2 meanings. To reduce or stop the pressure on me. Come on, I've been working for 14 hours straight. Give me a break.
Or to show complete disbelief: Adding boric powder in your oil changed your car for the better? Come on, give me a break.

In certain games with an initial formation, like carrom and billiards - the first strike is called a break. Note: Boric powder does make carrom better for sure.

To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole.

There are many many more meanings to this lovely word. But it's dinner time, I have to go. Cheers.

Nitin · 30th October 2007, 22:30

To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole.

..thats too funny!!

Also..the exit of the gas be harmful for humankind? open the windows,and let the air force in.

wolfinstein · 30th October 2007, 22:32

You place Mat thingy on the dashy, Me thinks you said somethings of FANNY's

vivekiny2k · 30th October 2007, 23:01

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Originally Posted by Nitin

To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole.

..thats too funny!!

check wikipedia for flatulence for mechanism of action and other details..

anupmathur · 30th October 2007, 23:30

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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

She broke down when he told her that he had forgotten his penis at the office.

LOL, that should read pens, I'm sure!! That's almost a Freudian slip of your pen!s

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Originally Posted by Nitin

Also..the exit of the gas be harmful for humankind?

Not for humankind in general, but could be very hazardous for persons nearby. Do NOT light a naked flame in the vicinity; these gases are often highly flammable.

iraghava · 30th October 2007, 23:53

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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

Add down to break and it means to cry strongly with tears and deep emotion: She broke down when he told her that he had forgotten his penis at the office.

To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole.

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

LOL, that should read pens, I'm sure!! That's almost a Freudian slip of your pen!s

ROFLMAO

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Originally Posted by anupmathur

Not for humankind in general, but could be very hazardous for persons nearby. Do NOT light a naked flame in the vicinity; these gases are often highly flammable.

Mathur sahab, personal experience speaking??

jerish666 · 31st October 2007, 07:45

Oh Sam this is really a nice thread.Like you said we all use english still we make mistakes.When i want to write a sentence i have to think twice whether it is right or wrong,sometimes it happens.It is nice to have a thread like this.it is very much useful Sam.

anupmathur · 31st October 2007, 08:20

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Originally Posted by iraghava

Mathur sahab, personal experience speaking??

Personal experience is gained in many different ways. Please watch this:

YouTube - lighting up fart gone wrong

and this:
The Dangers Of Lighting Farts | PoopReport.com

and this for local flavour:
Famous Burners Past And Present

hrag · 31st October 2007, 10:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

I hate people that brake suddenly.

Pardon my ignorance, but should this not be "I hate people who brake suddenly"? I'd have thought "that" is used only to refer to things and animals.

30th October 2007, 20:13	#317
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,939 Thanked: 2,479 Times View My Garage	Vivek I think he knows exactly what he is saying. I'll do it now Anup.
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30th October 2007, 20:18	#318
anupmathur Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,095 Thanked: 311 Times	I expected no less, Your Yetiship.
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30th October 2007, 20:36	#319
nayakrnr BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Mysore Posts: 27 Thanked: 3 Times	damn, reading these things make me think i should start from pre-school again!!
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30th October 2007, 21:25	#322
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,939 Thanked: 2,479 Times View My Garage	Break or Brake? Brake: To stop or to slow down. Past tense is braked. As a verb: To apply the pedal that stops/slows down your vehicle. I hate people that brake suddenly. As a noun: The pedal and the system that slows down and stops your car. In a car it is typically used in plural - because there are typically more than one brake in the car. I applied the brakes/ She slammed on the brakes. However note: He slammed the brake pedal. Since the pedal is singular. Brakes is also used metaphorically to show the slowing down or stopping of a process. She needs to put the brakes on her spending. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Break: A truly wonderful and versatile word with so many meanings. The past tense is broke and the past participle is broken. Let's begin. To physically cause something to separate into pieces or parts. You annoying man, I'm going to break your head into two! Watch out, don't break the glass. The rope will break with your weight. He fell and broke his leg. Let us break bread together. Add down to break and it means to cry strongly with tears and deep emotion: She broke down when he told her that he had forgotten his penis at the office. Add dance and you have a silly jerky dance type from the 80s Break can also be used for change: I will have to break this Rs.1000/- note to buy cigarettes. Break is also used as a word in place of Decipher - like a code. A common American way to use break, broken and broke is to signify - An appliance or product that is spoilt/ malfunctioning. I cannot watch the race, my TV is broken. We cannot go for a drive, my car is broken. Note: If the car was working and we left for a drive and the car stopped on the way, it would have broken DOWN. To break water: is the rupturing of the sac before a baby is born. Also To be crushed, emotionally or physically: I'm completely broken. A break can also be an interval - either in a movie or a show or an act. Give me a break is an informal phrase with 2 meanings. To reduce or stop the pressure on me. Come on, I've been working for 14 hours straight. Give me a break. Or to show complete disbelief: Adding boric powder in your oil changed your car for the better? Come on, give me a break. In certain games with an initial formation, like carrom and billiards - the first strike is called a break. Note: Boric powder does make carrom better for sure. To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole. There are many many more meanings to this lovely word. But it's dinner time, I have to go. Cheers. Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 30th October 2007 at 21:36.
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30th October 2007, 22:30	#323
Nitin Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 3,294 Thanked: 22 Times View My Garage	To break wind: Is to fart. You know - a gaseous release, a smelly prrrrrr from your bum hole. ..thats too funny!! Also..the exit of the gas be harmful for humankind? open the windows,and let the air force in. Last edited by Nitin : 30th October 2007 at 22:31.
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30th October 2007, 22:32	#324
wolfinstein BHPian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Delhi Posts: 994 Thanked: 20 Times	You place Mat thingy on the dashy, Me thinks you said somethings of FANNY's
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31st October 2007, 07:45	#328
jerish666 BHPian Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Trivandrum,Kochi,Trissur Posts: 756 Thanked: 2 Times	Oh Sam this is really a nice thread.Like you said we all use english still we make mistakes.When i want to write a sentence i have to think twice whether it is right or wrong,sometimes it happens.It is nice to have a thread like this.it is very much useful Sam.
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