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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi Winterburg - here we come!! |
Allow me to correct: we went to WinterBERG, not WinterBURG. Winterburg would not have had any snow lol.
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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi I'm lost, but not confused. Everyone is busy having fun. First they give me one of kid's sleighs and then eventually get me a full on adult steer-free, brake-free sleigh. Then they forget to teach me to how steer and brake. |
Hahahaha, one moment:
We did not give him a kiddy sleigh. It is one used by adults and children, just beind very low so that you almost sit on the ground. We figured this would be best for Sam to practise in in the beginning. However, it was not sliding so well so we gave him another one after his first ride, not knowing we would turn him into a "Pistenschreck" (= slope scare) with this lol.
Regarding steering and braking: there is not much to teach. You steer by shifting your body weight and you brake by using your feet. Everyone needs to figure this out by himself
We mostly learn all of this as children so I had a lot of fun watching Sam (and my sister as she had obviously forgotten everything herself haha). Sam did very well. Except for this one time...
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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi I don't care. This is going into my list of things I have always-wanted-to-do and I am going to bloody do it. I tie my camera bag tight to my back and stop taking pictures and I start sleighing down the slope as fast as I can, rolling and falling all the time. |
... this one time where he really must have thought "I am going to bloody do it".
We did competitions on who was down first a couple of times. Four teams in total:
1. Sam
2. Meli (my sister)
3. Carsten and Celia (BIL and niece)
4. Jenny and Robin (I and my nephew)
This is our last round before going home. We come back to the top of the hill and my nephew is all excited, shouting
"come Jenny, come on". We had won the first three rounds and he wouldn't go with anyone else, confiding in my abilities to make him win again. I don't know who was more crazy, him or me.
Everyone takes their positions. One sleigh next to the other.
Three... two... one.... and off we are. YEAH!!!
Robin and I take first position very fast, followed by Sam and Meli who are head-to-head, and Carsten and Celia who are last as usual. I try my best to speed us up, leaving the others behind us, overtaking other sleighs from left and right. Whooosh... whooosh... whooosh... here we go.
We can feel the wind on our faces, stirring up the snow all around us. My nephew is shouting
YEAH YEAH YEAH and laughing loudly along with me, enjoying the ride to full extent. We quickly reach the last part of the slope. The steep part. I realise the slope has become icier now that it was used so often by so many people, the snow pressed down to an icy smooth something.
"hold on tight, Robin"
but it comes as it had to come... one nasty bump lifts us off our sleigh.
Booommmm... here we fly.
I try not to crush my nephew to death and let myself fall next to him as well as I can, breaking into laughter and making him laugh as well. No harm in falling into snow - that is the first lesson children need to learn lol.
As we get back on our sleigh I turn around to see where the others are. I see Meli taking a careful turn to the left off the slope in order to avoid this last steep icy part, followed by Carsten and Celia. As I proudly tell Robin
"Supercool darling, we made it again. We WON!!! We are the champions" and the little fellow is jumping with joy and hugging me I see, from the corner of my eye, something red rushing at us from the other side of the slope.
And Oh God, here he comes - faster than a speeding bullet! I look into his face, which shines with joy and happiness. He is fully enjoying the moment. However, I also see from the expression on his face that he has no control whatsoever over his sleigh anymore and that he is fully aware of this but cannot change it. All he can do is focus on not falling off.
I quickly check out the direction he has taken, afraid he will bump into us. As I realise his route will take him a few meters away from us I relax.
"GO SAM, GO!!!" Robin and I are shouting to encourage him for this last part of the ride. He is coming down superfast, almost like flying.
And now one of those slow motion moments begins. I see him coming closer and closer. His feet are trying to stop, without success. I see him look up and the expression on his face changes into a desperate look. I look into the same direction and see a man standing there in the middle of his way. I look back to Sam, expecting him to change the direction or to stop - no way, he has no control anymore and it looks like his mind has frozen! I look back at the man, the expression on his face changes as he realises the same thing as I. Too late...
Whoooooom - Sam drives straight into him. The guy gets lifted up into the air, so high that it looks like he is flying on top of Sam for a moment, with a disbelieving expression on his face. Underneath Sam continues going forward, his momentum only slightly reduced by the accident, and the guy comes back down on the other side.
Baaaaammm... he hits the ground hard with his stomach.
I turn around to check on Sam and gape in wonder to see him continue his mad drive. Oh NO... Another man in his way!!!
I cannot believe it and I pray that Sam will just let himself fall off the sleigh to prevent any further incidents. That is what we often do in those moments - as the snow is soft it doesn't hurt (at least in 99% of the cases lol). However, I realise Sam does not think that far, he is afraid he will break his bones. He continues his ride, his feet are almost kicking the ground. He manages to change the direction slightly but now the guy's ski rod that is plugged into the ground, is in his way. And it will hit him... hit him in some critical parts between his legs. The mere fact of this activates all his senses. I see him shake the sleigh, what exactly he does - God knows lol - but he succeeds: sleigh ride over!
He stops in front of the guy, looking up at him with relief! Then he turns back to the first guy and as he hears this man yelling and abusing him in German his expression turns into a guilty one... and into a surprised and unbelieving one as he looks at me.
I know I should be worried, both about Sam and the man he almost killed, but watching all this I cannot control myself and burst into peals of loud laughter, holding my nephew in my arms who is also laughing and trying to understand what has just happened. I see my sister on the other side, behind Sam, doing exactly the same. Though I cannot hear her I see her holding her stomach that hurts from all the laughing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I can just not stop it, I shout
"Oh God honey, what was that?"
and then quickly push my sleigh with my feet and drive over to him as the guy next to me is getting even more annoyed with my laughter. Danger!!! Lol.
But, as we say in German: Ende gut, alles gut (meaning all's well that ends well).
Of course, for the rest of the day Sam was the butt of all the jokes lol.