Ok guys, as i mentioned above i am quite famous with my bloopers i am just jotting down which are just coming on the top of my head now.
Disclaimer: All these are real life incidences and i happened to be involved everywhere
Curd Anyone?
So it is a normal day. me and my buddy were visiting Dorabjees, pune for our monthly Stuff of groceries and goods.
we were in a line for payment and suddenly i notice the lady standing in front of us, with a minimun of 10 to 15 curd cups in her basket.
Me and my freind are both Mallu's so we generally converse in mallu.
Although none of my buisness i ask my friend " what is this lady trying to do with all that curd?"
And suddenly i realise i just said that in english and she turns back. Having no other option , i just put a blank face and turned to my friend who by now had his head bowed down due to embaressment and said " maybe i should just wait outside..."
he also replied calmly without lifting his head "maybe"..
Traffic Signal:
Now this happened when i was quite young. maybe was around 10 yr old. My dad had a humble Priya scooter with him which he used as a commute on delhi roads that time.
Me and my Mom accompanied him one day to the market as a weekend outing. My fathers scooter coincidentally had developed a puncture the previous day and the stepney of the scooter was used and the punctured tire was given for repairs. So no stepney.
i was sitting on my moms lap and at one of the signals my dad pulled the scooter a little faster by mistake. Me and my mom were on the road; ouch!
But thats not it. he carried on ahead talking all the time. Only at the next signal one gentleman on a cycle catches up to my dad and tells him,
"sahab ji, aapke biwi aur baccha pichle signal pe pade hue hai.."
needless to say he jumped the scooter around and came back for us.
Please put your phone in silent mode:
Now this one i still remember like it happened yesterday. the board exams (12th) were approaching and everyone was tensed.
We were called for a last minute preperation method discussion by our tution teacher. we used to sit on one of those long wooden benches.
me and both my tution buddies were intensely listining to what our sir has to say. I was sitting in the middle and both my freinds aside. Suddenly the gentleman to my left rips a silent slow Fart and we could feel it through the bech(resonance you see lol..)
The guy totally embaressed puts on a very innocent face while we look at him and says " arey Lagta hai Phone vibrate kar raha hai " lol i still laugh at that!
Please Pay your Bill sir!
So i have been using this pretty decent broadband internet connection for a long time. One day i get a call
" sir is this Sunil Konjaril?"
i say yes
"Sir your bill for the last month is pending. when can you make the payment?"
The poor guy had a tough time conversing in english. so not to discourage him back i asked him
"Arey yaar bill abhi tak ghar pe nahi aaya to pay kaise karu?"
To which this guy responds very confused." ok sir.."
then a moment of silence and the Golden question out of him...
"Sir do you Use Internet? so i can email you the bill?"
Now this was by a guy who had called to collect my internet broadband bill. i just couldnt help laughing.
Pamela Anderson:
Office life has always been a bit dull. although my collegues have been kind enough to keep me entertained. My freind Vikram is one of them. Although he had a glitch
he wanted to portay himself as the "good boy" types with a squeky clean Image. So i tried to have some fun out of it.
We were out for lunch once and i came back early. the office was still empty. so i open up google images on my friends system and type in ' Pamela Anderson'. I dont need to explain what comes on the screen after that.
i put the monitor off with the screen showing google images. Then i put a peice of platic tape at the bottom of his laser mouse so now you try to work it, it doesnt move.( something i learned from the net.)
So Mr Vikram comes back with a satisfying lunch along with some of the engineers. i was trying hard not to laugh at this point of time.
HE PUTS ON THE SCREEN AND BOOM!
he panicks like crazy and tries to move the mouse but in vain. Now i was almost out on the floor laughing. really embaressed he quickly pulled the power cord. and ya i explained everyone it was a prank by me.lol. he still swears at me when i remind him of the incidence.