[kaushik_s]

Originally Posted by ramkya1

Actually not to worry.

We have lots of dogs everywhere who just come and piss on the tyres and other exposed parts of the cars.

A sniffing bull is more likely to get confused or go after the dog itself, depending on his urgency

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Oh man, this one is too much . This whole thread can be added to the official joke thread.

[Hurrycane12]

Hillarious thread; Red Bull anyone without the dung

[ramkya1]

Originally Posted by condor

The car would then have some bull-power in addition to it's horse-power !!

A bull going after a dog (note- not a bitch) .. Now, that is a new one !!

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A bull under such compelling pressure is not likely to investigate gender issues....

please note he would be very confused and excited and be single minded in his objective............. by the time he realizes direction and trajectory it may be too late for him to alter course...


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[filcord]

Originally Posted by tazmaan

Now I have seen on Discovery that Bulls sniff on cow dung's / urin in order to check if cow is in heat or no. Imagine what would happen if the cow dung is from a cow who was in heat and a bull happens to sniff it.

I had a bull attack my Omni some ten years ago, now I know why the giant beast suddenly pressed his body hard against the side of the van, repeated it twice, and left a permanent impression!

[Sam Kapasi]

Originally Posted by filcord

the giant beast suddenly pressed his body hard.. repeated it twice, and left a permanent impression!

I'm sure he did!!

I know a few young ladies who would find your writing mildly stimulating. Bravo!

[ramkya1]

Originally Posted by filcord

I had a bull attack my Omni some ten years ago, now I know why the giant beast suddenly pressed his body hard against the side of the van, repeated it twice, and left a permanent impression!

Only twice, that was a fast bull !!!!!!!!!!!


(This thread has me glued to it too good to loose anything here)

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[gd1418]

Please, please for heaven's sake stop this.. I've copious tears flowing over the cheeks and my belly is at the point of bursting with uncontrollable laughter......

[khan_sultan]

Originally Posted by gd1418

Please, please for heaven's sake stop this.. I've copious tears flowing over the cheeks and my belly is at the point of bursting with uncontrollable laughter......

+ 1. I am in office and am trying very had to stop tears of laughter and bursting out laughing.

This thread has more laughter than all comedy serials combined and am just wondering what our beloved Navjot Singh Siddhu would have posted in this thread if he were a member. This thread is tailor made for him i guess.

Oyee guru.. hooja shuru..

[Technocrat]

Damn How did I Miss this thread

Please, please for heaven's sake stop this.. I've copious tears flowing over the cheeks and my belly is at the point of bursting with uncontrollable laughter.....

+1

[vivekiny2k]

+1 here too

Bull-dogging, COWardly acts and then sam dung rah gaya.

[Zenn]

[quote=ramkya1;1075360]Actually not to worry.

We have lots of dogs everywhere who just come and piss on the tyres and other exposed parts of the cars.

A sniffing bull is more likely to get confused or go after the dog itself, depending on his urgency

Well looks like Mary had a little lamb aint really the height of cross-breed anymore...
Dungs the word !!!
Its a conspiracy by the bovine army......the dung was planted there....and the poor T-BHPian was forced to drive into it...
Demand a full fledged impartial investigation into this incident....

[ramkya1]

Was discussing this thread with a colleague of mine ( he was floored rolling in 5 minutes ) in our Vet division: He shared more facts:

• " A cow is said to be bulling when she shows signs of being on heat " !!!! Thought he was bulling me
• Cows belch / fart out more methane than an average petrol car (read Swift); Swift driven for 1,11,000 and 200 cows a year produce same amount of methane !!!!!!! (Portsmouth University research data)

I asked him how they measure it, where do you stick the probe........ he's supposed to give me an answer today

• CO2 has grown by 31% while Metehane has grown by 150%, metehane lasts longer and creates more damage to atmosphere!!!! (Portsmouth University research data)

Wonder if a catylic converter would work on a cow / bull?

• Cows in the country side on natural food produce far less methane than ones on city, country cows also produce more dung!!!!!!!!

Food for lots of thought...... what say you ppl?

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[dkhatau]

Boss this an outrageous thread and I am laughing all the way a new reply comes and thanks to the starter of the thread all of us have started a big jung against this cow dung.

[Sam Kapasi]

I agree. It is a refreshing (uhh... kind of) and light-hearted thread. Welcome relief in these terrible days of dunga fasad.

Oh wait...

[condor]

Ramky, BAD !

ramkya1 : Cows belch / fart out more methane than an average petrol car (read Swift); Swift driven for 1,11,000 and 200 cows a year produce same amount of methane !!!!!!! (Portsmouth University research data)

1,11,000 km = 200 cows in a year ? No. Cant' be.

Assuming a single Swift is driven 12000 km a year.

Then, 9.25 Swifts will together cover 1,11,000 km during the year

Compared to that, it takes 200 Cows to produced the same amount of Methane. So, the Swifts are more harmful to the environment, by a factor of 21.62 : 1 !

ramkya1 : Cows in the country side on natural food produce far less methane than ones on city, country cows also produce more dung!!!!!!!!

And to top it all, the cows also produced some dung which is used in other places too .. !