OK. thanks to the overwhelming response & efforts of all you BHPians who replied (I'm being sarcastic, for all you thick ones)!
(Certain sections may be slightly off topic, but figured it would make sense to post under one place. Also in the spirit of helping out fellow BHPians).
Heeeere's Johnny!
Please read through carefully...
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Carbon Clean. Nayan Auto
near Santacruz Police Station,
Santacruz (W).
Driving Instructions (since I don't have the postal address):
1. Get to
Juhu Garden (airplane park / Air-India park) from Linking Road (driving from Bandra towards Juhu: Santacruz Police Station should be on your right side, the aforementioned Juhu Garden would be on your left).
2. Take a
right at the signal.
3. Drive towards SV Road &
look out to your right side (it'll be on the side of the Santacruz Police Station &
not the Talwarkars side) for about 20-30 seconds (at normal 30-40kph, not the T-BHP standard of 120-130kph).
4. You may pass a coupla crossroads on the way. If you've hit the SV Road signal, you've gone too far, so:
a. Take an illegal U-turn;
b. pay the cop;
c. follow traffic signs;
5. Now look towards your left.
(refer to map).
There's also one center in Bandra, which I found on the net:
S.K.E.D.S.
Maker Mahal, 249 Turner Road, Mumbai - 400 050
Tel: (+91 22) 2640 3686
(don't refer to map - it's not there).
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Injector Cleaning & Engine Diagnostics.
These guys are quite good - most of you may know them.
PAE Auto Electricals
3, New Hari Niwas,
Linking Road Extn;
near Santacruz Police Station,
Santacruz (W).
Tel: (+91 22) 2661 4798 / 2661 5501
Driving Instructions:
1. Get to
Juhu Garden (airplane park / Air-India park) from Linking Road (driving from Bandra towards Juhu: Santacruz Police Station should be on your right side, the aforementioned Juhu Garden would be on your left).
2. Go
straight from the signal.
3. Get to the first T-Junction.
4. It's on your right at the T.
(refer to map).
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Wheel Alighnment & Balancing.
These guys damn good - they do it by hand though, so no cranky replies please...
Sawant Tyre Service.
Dattatray Road,
Linking Road Extn;
opp. Hindu Crematorium,
near Santacruz Police Station,
Santacruz (W).
Tel: (+91 22) 2615 1342
Driving Instructions:
1. Get to
Juhu Garden (airplane park / Air-India park) from Linking Road (driving from Bandra towards Juhu: Santacruz Police Station should be on your right side, the aforementioned Juhu Garden would be on your left).
2. Go
straight from the signal.
3. Get to the first T-Junction.
4. It's take the first left - 2nd/3rd shop on your left.
5. If you reach the crematorium, don't ask for balancing & alignment - it may be a sensitive issue.
(refer to map). 
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DON'T SAY I SENT YOU!!!
The Carbon Clean guys don't know me at all, although I'd got it done from Nayan about 10 years ago.
Pae Auto & Sawant Tyre Service may know me by face - although showing them my snap may have your windscreen & mirrors shattered. Show them my car & they'll send hot women home with you.
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@ Revvhed: Lucy, we'll go together whenever I'm free - I know you always are. Revvhead can also come along if he likes, although I don't know if these guys will do rickshaws!