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[quote=salilpawar1;885325]Hope that this is not posted before:


12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she
will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the
Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say,
"I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer
will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

This is from Seinfeld !

Am afraid, condor, the link you've given only takes me back to the main page of the forum. Helpplease:.

surprising. but do a search for "Quattro" in this thread. You will find them.

Got it, thanks. Kuttapan beat me to it, and in reverse tooclap:!

Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into
Team.

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Kannadiga
One Kannadiga = Mini-India.
Two Kannadiga = Software Firm.
Three Kannadiga = Government Dissoultion (Hat's off to Devegowda).
Four Kannadiga = Agitation for Kaveri Water.

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.

Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum.
Four Bombayites = the number of people
standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four haryanavi = actually just one was enough

Nishant, You will soon see a comment on this by condor :D

Maybe you too for quoting such a long post lol:

Thanks, I still had time to edit it. Quote gone now. :)

I don't know why, the same thought came in my mind also after reading the joke.

nishantgandhi - that has been posted before.

:uncontrol
I laughed to my intenstin-splittin-levels!
@Parvath. No offense meant yaar!

Actually I guess Condor's ability to point out that a certain joke has been posted before, has in itself become a sort of a joke!

I mean, when I come across a good joke, which I feel is new, I feel like sharing with you guys. Often, it is an impulsive action so the thought of searching for it does not arise.

Just my view. Maybe some others feel the same.

I think Condor is doing a good job by highlighting the duplicates. Way to go Condor :thumbs up

I suggestion for others is, instead of reading a 'new joke' somewhere & posting here, how about reading the already posted 'new joke' here in the 'Official Joke Thread' & enjoying? :D

@Zak & @Nishanth, no offence taken. I know what I am doing when I point out the duplicates - I'm just trying to keep this thread a little fresh. A thread that's as important as any other in this forum.
This thread has about 2800 posts. Leaving out the known duplicates, the comments, and other repeats - we should have about 2000 jokes here.
@Nishant, Ever taken some time to read this thread? Try it some time - you can find a collection that you can keep sharing with all others for a long long time to come.

@diabloo, thanks !

Like Arif-bhai said :Regarding finding repeats, a joke often rings a bell when you read it.
Also check these out :
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/829373-post2813.html
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/829508-post2818.html
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/829615-post2820.html

Like they say, Humor is Serious Business. You dont want to be a bore, do you ?

@Eddy & @M_S, this is OT, but thanks for seeing the needlessness of quoting a full message in one's posts, esp in this situation.