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Got a new secretary or a new teacher for his grandson. Meetings cant be postponed so easily you see. :D

Got a new secretary who doesn't have a husband ?

Why do mountaineers tie themselves together?

To prevent the sensible ones from going home.

What is the height of secrecy ?

:D

LOL thats a good one eddy.

hahahaha that was cool .... ssshhhhhhhhhhh..!!clap:

YouTube - Not a BMW fan - Hitler has the wrong bike!

No offense to BMW lovers :-)

* INSIGHTFUL QUOTES FROM RANJIT FERNANDO

"What Jayasuriya will be trying to do is to hit the ball with the bat and get runs in order to win the match." - SL vs South Africa

"If Ireland can get 8 or 9 quick wickets, they could be in with a chance." - SL vs Ireland

"One would say that the team that scores more runs, should go on to win the game." - SL vs India

"It's a four. Oh no! He's out! He's clean bowled! I thought it went for four!" when Ravi Bopara was bowled in the match England Vs SL

" What's important in this partnership is that they have not lost any wickets" SL vs New Zealand super 8 match

" Upul Tharanga is caught in slips by Jayasuriya"- Jaya.. sry i mean Hayden has got buckets like hands" SL vs Aussie super 8 match

^^

:uncontrol Thats hilarious. Looks like Siddhu phaaji has some serious competition coming his way.

lol good one.

Ever heard about the guy who never finished any

Not sure if it is already on TBHP, but M$ in cars one is about 12 years old! Things haven't changed during this time, though. There are definitely fewer blue screens and crashes, but I guess that is more to do with improvements in hardware reliability. Anyhow, the best, albeit hidden, joke in there was about M$ and technology!!!:p

Just got this sms -

The height of fashion ????

A 1 year old kid asking his mom for low waist diapers.

You know Rudra, the last joke you posted here was in August 2005, lol. You should visit more often like us lukkhas.

However this joke was posted by brainscooper in december 2005 on this thread
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post157777

Then it was posted the very next day by Abhibh on the same thread. Bad Boy.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post158245

Then in february 2006 by 2L8, he's a bad boy that everyone knows already
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post180141

then V-16 in April 2006 put this in the laptop thread.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/gadget...tml#post204448

Then GTO even started a thread for this joke.
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post281250

Then in september 2006 by 1self back here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post302424

Then in June 2007 by appuchan again here
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/shifti...tml#post476196

And finally today by Rudra

So no, lol it isn't new. But what do you expect from a car forum that works with computers? Too obvious. :)

I have too much time on my hands really...

Rudra, I think you need a (quick) break from that hectic schedule you're having lately ..

Lolz NC that was a cool one man "Low Waist Diapers":uncontrol