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Guys, with all due respect you can discuss IPL in the IPL thread. Lets keep this tread for jokes only.
cheers:
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
Very nice one Ishaan!!
Ishan that was great!! rl:rl:
I have an 'Ad Blocker' - can't see the ads.
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
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look at the ads at the bottom of this news.
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Originally Posted by vivekiny2k
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I suppose
EDITORS are missing for the online edition of this paper:Shockked:
Don't know it was posted before or not. Please delete if repeated.
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers
and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said,
"You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests
itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol.
This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."lol:
Read before looking at picture
Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a
recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.
The client allowed the women of this
company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also run by all women execs....... ......
The result....well. ....
We all know that men never talk,
never look at each other....
And never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one moral on the wall......
lets just say the men's restroom is a place of laughter and smiles :D
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
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Originally Posted by diabloo
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I have an 'Ad Blocker' - can't see the ads.
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Tried to fetch it again, looks like somebody took care of it.
there were 4 ads for sex determination, sex selection etc of a foetus.
So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?
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Originally Posted by speedmiester
(Post 824695)
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
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Originally Posted by diabloo
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So what did the Grandpa finally do? Spend time with secretary or grandson?
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It probably went into a loop till the grandson became a grandpa:uncontrol
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Originally Posted by paras211
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Cool accessory.
Possibly some one will get in his Souped up NANO,stupid:
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