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Please note that it is the other way.

Offense is US and Offence is UK.

Thank you.

Oh, yes. You can. There is a search button for the thread, & you just need to use a key word to search. A joke is good when it's fresh.

What I've said before & will say again is - there are so many jokes on this thread. It is very much possible that it's been posted before.

@Type 0-, where's the reprimand ? If we can search for other things before posting, why not on this thread ?

You have wayyyy too much time on your hands my friend :)

Errr ... that was the joke. Too bad only you picked it up.

Condor is absolutely right.

The search button is really there for a reason. The same "you dont really expect me to search do you??" attitude is carried over to all other threads and that why we have tons of repeat threads with diluted and scattered information.

All you have to do is pick one (or a few) unique words from your joke - in this case "revocation" - and do a search (either in the whole forum, or in the thread).

Its really not that hard.

cheers,
R

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences...no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the policeman..."Just follow me". He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the policeman. "Go ahead sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir...", replied the police officer, "...that is what we call the French Embassy."

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever
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Take a look at this link. It's a bunch of short stories of a guy called "davesecretary"
Its all in one page and it is very long and very funny.

So According to SSC board rules the student should get one mark as he OBVIOUSLY got confused between the two...Adolf and Adlof!

German ad site for Wilkinson: forwarded to me by TheOne® - EXTRAORDINARY!!

Fight For Kisses //// Wilkinson

The first time I read this was just before dinner time. I had to postpone the dinner by almost an hour because my guts were aching from all the laughter:uncontrol:uncontrol Enjoy Guys

If Only He Heedeed Advice From Backpacks

Don't mean to sound curt, but this picture should not be up here... it is more ironic than funny... really sad to see this happening, but many seem to be going this way.

Just could'nt stop laughing after I saw this ad. Do check the title and the description

Audi TT Replica (San Strom), Run 9000 Kms: For Sale, delhi, India

The ad was under the sub heading: Imported, Niche & Vintage Cars

Has any of you seen this

It is the Indian version of Michael Jackson's Thriller with English Lyrics

The hero is a famous person, but I am sorry to say that I dont know his name :p

Very funny.