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simplyself : President George W Bush visited a school one day. Children were encouraged to question their Prez. ...
@simplyself, this is an old one, & has been posted here long back. Check out posts # 201, 402, 836, 1371, & 1639 in this thread.

Like with other topics here, Pls do a search on the joke thread before you post a joke. Come to think of it, one could fwd the jokes from this thread to their friends !!

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Originally Posted by Spinnerr (Post 779741)
Now you know why computer printers are so cheap ? So they have you hooked for the ink !

agree: Spinner. Printer accessories and supplies contribute to a major part of revenues to the companies that manufacture them.

okay guys, looks like esp those of us who are into photography can also be in trouble.

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Originally Posted by Spinnerr (Post 779741)
Debatable analogy but funny :). Source: Mail .........................

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse our honorable Petroleum minister – just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink !

It will be an eye opener if we start looking at consumption of these per month or day.

A liter of each of those liquids last much longer than a liter of fuel, some of them much much longer. Sorry for not letting off our beloved Petroleum minister.

@bblost, n_aditya, sreenivass

Seriously guys, that mail did get me thinking. Now I am trying to calculate how much a liter of every liquid that i come across will cost.

though math score isn't something that i am proud of, back in school.. but still :)

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Originally Posted by Spinnerr (Post 780023)
@bblost, n_aditya, sreenivass

Seriously guys, that mail did get me thinking. Now I am trying to calculate how much a liter of every liquid that i come across will cost.

though math score isn't something that i am proud of, back in school.. but still :)

Sorry about that, I know it was meant for a semi joke kindaaa thing, could not resist responding with facts.

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Originally Posted by sreenivass (Post 780074)
Sorry about that, .....

Aww, come on, not needed... It is all in the right spirit. clap:
Cheers!

TATA Motors Price List

@Spinner: Thanks for putting things in perspective.
Now, how do i manufacture printer cartridge ink? :D

-- Torqy

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Torqy : @Spinner: Thanks for putting things in perspective.
Let's hope Mr P.C doesn't see this !

@Spinner, that was some analogy. Never knew printer ink was so expensive. But, when we compare the consumption, petrol will still rule the roost.

Btw, after reading your analogy, it made me feel good that i am running on low cost liquid like petrol. Time for another long drivelol:

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Originally Posted by akash_m (Post 780584)
TATA Motors Price List
  • NANO: Rs 1 Lakh
  • Jaguar: Rs 1 Crore
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Well... yeah. I dont really understand the joke here.

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Originally Posted by neoranjit (Post 780991)
Well... yeah. I dont really understand the joke here.

He is just highlighting the extremes in pricing of two different products in the same stable. It's not a joke par se but funny to a small extent.

@spinerr:that was a good one,ive circulated as a mail in my office :)

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Yes! Life is tough. It takes a lot of our time. Yet at the end of it, what do we get? A DEATH!! What is it? Bonus?
I think the cycle is all the other way round. It has all really gone wrong. Let me put it backway.

We should die first. Get it out of the way. Then, live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're young enough. Then you get a golden watch and you go to work. You work for forty years until you're ready to enjoy your retirement. You retire. Then enjoy doing drugs, alcohol etc...... You party a lot.
Then you get ready to go for your high school. You then go to grade school and you're out of it too. You're a child. You play. You don't have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby. You go into a womb. You spend your last nine months floating.
Then you finish off as a lovely orgasm!!

Wish! Wish! Wish!


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