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The New Fiat Logo.. or is fiat into a partnership with Ford ?

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side.":eek::eek:

Ramki.

YouTube - The Punjabi Blood - Gasolina

this is really funny also check out pinky by these guys. milkshake is a worth a watch too.

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:D

PS: No offence meant to anyone! Sorry in advance!

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Originally Posted by srijit (Post 811911)
Has any of you seen this

It is the Indian version of Michael Jackson's Thriller with English Lyrics

The hero is a famous person, but I am sorry to say that I dont know his name :p

Very funny.

Thats Chiranjeevi....:Shockked:The Super mega star of Telugu.

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

Also watch Punjabi Blood - Arabian Nights.

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Originally Posted by paras211 (Post 814073)
YouTube - The Punjabi Blood - Gasolina

this is really funny also check out pinky by these guys. milkshake is a worth a watch too.


@paras211 You made my day. All their videos are funny.

Found at the billing of a supermarket yeasterday....

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Found at the billing of a supermarket yeasterday....

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Conveyance and Yeasterday.. clap:

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Originally Posted by Mission_Safari (Post 815030)
Conveyance and Yeasterday.. clap:

How I wish I could edit my posts even after those 20 minutes during which your senses go numb that you can't spot these typos :D

Doesnt seem to have been posted before. Check it out !

YouTube - Ken Lee or Without you by Mariah Carey (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)

After searching the thread, I am glad to post this youtube linky:
YouTube - America

Suraangani, suraangani, Suraangani ka...........

Enjoy!

Ole and Lena are driving home from a party one night when Ole gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks Ole, "Sir, did you realize that you were speeding?"
"No sir," replies Ole, "I had no idea I was speeding."
Suddenly, Lena blurts out, "Yeah you did Ole! You were speeding and you knew it the whole time!"
"Would you be quiet Lena, this isn't the time or the place!"
"Well, you were speeding and now you're trying to lie about it," says Lena.
Ole replies, "Will you just shut up for once, I'm sick of you bossing me around!"
The officer, still standing at the window of the car is surprised at the way Ole is talking to his wife. He asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you like this?"
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How about these??

Just got this from my girlfriend. Didnt know wher to put it so am putting it here

Also can someone please give me a good Resizer??


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