Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

- - The Official Joke thread (https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/et-cetera/2439-official-joke-thread-685.html)

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Originally Posted by IndigoXLGrandDi (Post 4669340)

Sir,
The Price Rs. 299/- is for Single Shade and not for 40. :uncontrol

Yes. I know that... The joke's on the designer of the hoarding though lol:
I guess your sarcasm detectors are due for servicing good sir.:p

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Originally Posted by rahul_goyal (Post 4671656)

People with speed sensing door lock would relate.
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While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues. please:

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Originally Posted by swissknife (Post 4671664)

While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues. please:

It is a quote from the Netflix Show 'Sacred Games' by the Antagonist Gaitonde who is a Gangster.

It says 'Do you want to die?' in his typical Gangsta tone (the tone was in the reader's heads) :D

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Originally Posted by antz.bin (Post 4671669)

It is a quote from the Netflix Show 'Sacred Games' by the Antagonist Gaitonde who is a Gangster.

It says 'Do you want to die?' in his typical Gangsta tone (the tone was in the reader's heads) :D

Aah. Now it's clear. Thanks.

:OTBTW, does the automatic lock unlock if the vechicle crashes or has an electrical short circuit?

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Originally Posted by swissknife (Post 4671664)

While my car does have speed sensing door lock, I (possibly many others too) am unable to relate due to language issues. please:

It says:-
"Do you wish to die?"

Sorry, I couldn't find the english version of this one.

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Originally Posted by swissknife (Post 4671675)

... :OTBTW, does the automatic lock unlock if the vechicle crashes or has an electrical short circuit?

I'll test and let you know!lol:

After testing:
When the vehicle crashed: Since the speed was zero, the door opened (actually, fell apart)!

When there was a short circuit: The door did not open, but when I panicked and crashed the vehicle, the speed became zero and the door opened!

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Originally Posted by msprabhakar (Post 4672195)

Though this is a joke thread, in reality, the doors do not unlock when the vechicle cones to a stop, at least in the Polo.

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Originally Posted by swissknife (Post 4672197)

Though this is a joke thread, in reality, the doors do not unlock when the vechicle cones to a stop, at least in the Polo.

OMG... I have a Vento and it opens when stationary! Is mine defective or yours?:Shockked:

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Originally Posted by msprabhakar (Post 4672199)

OMG... I have a Vento and it opens when stationary! Is mine defective or yours?:Shockked:

Sorry, I think I wasn't clear. While the car can be opened from the inside, my question was, would it be unlocked to be open from the outside, to help the victims.

Only REAL car guys will know what it actually is. To others it's just a vintage microphone.:uncontrol:D

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Originally Posted by VWAllstar (Post 4673700)

Tit for Tat but not advisable!

Ha ha ha! Can you beat my design?!!