The Official Joke thread

abdriver2000 · 16th March 2012, 15:48

Rediff headline is a bit of a joke:
White Paper on Black Money to be tabled

bluevolt · 16th March 2012, 17:29

Sachin Tendulkar has proved that Indians have a habit of completing the targets in March !

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funkmeister · 16th March 2012, 19:06

Found in Times of India. Under the section of 'Things whose duty price goes down'.

Scorcher · 16th March 2012, 21:05

Ahem, elder brother Fiesta's invitation for Figo's B'day celebration. Madrasi Isthyle!

Ford Figo's 2nd Birthday Party Invitation (the TR style) - YouTube

bluevolt · 16th March 2012, 22:38

India TV at it's best.

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So True!

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vb-saan · 17th March 2012, 19:23

One of my friend posted this on Facebook, mentioning that the notice is from Forum Mall, Koramangala, Bangalore. Eatables… better watch out!

Scorcher · 17th March 2012, 21:45

Now this is funny,

Once the 'Thank' function has been removed, this has become ONE LONELY THREAD

Klub Class · 17th March 2012, 21:50

Not exactly a joke, but a reality. Nonetheless I find this image worth sharing

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bluevolt · 17th March 2012, 22:53

Napoleon :
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Santa :
Ab bolne se kya faayda?
"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na.

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Perspective

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speed kills · 18th March 2012, 10:43

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

StarrySky · 19th March 2012, 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by rahul_sinha

Bicycle with slipper protection

Must be near a temple or some other place where we need to leave the footwear outside.

Reminds me of a joke I heard long time back. Two friends talking:

1st Guy: Today when I came out after visiting the temple, I had to search for half an hour for shoes! But, no luck!
2nd Guy: Oh! And then?
1st Guy: Then what? I took my own slippers and come back home.

deetjohn · 19th March 2012, 20:06

Make a legal U-turn when possible - BBC Top Gear

"it told us we could drive down there" said Yuzu Noda, captain of HMS Hyundai Getz.

//M · 19th March 2012, 20:33

1 horse power is the torque of the town.

anjan_c2007 · 19th March 2012, 22:57

Eyes

Do you know the relation between two eyes?

They never see each other....... ... BUT
1. They blink together.

2. They move together.

3. They cry together.

4. They see things together.

5. They sleep together.

They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see some women, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:

Some women can break any kind of relationship! !!

bluevolt · 19th March 2012, 23:12

Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.

And don't forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.

If I have some money left after that I will do business.

Sincerely,
An Indian

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16th March 2012, 15:48	#6916
abdriver2000 BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 330 Thanked: 30 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Rediff headline is a bit of a joke: White Paper on Black Money to be tabled

16th March 2012, 17:29	#6917
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Sachin Tendulkar has proved that Indians have a habit of completing the targets in March ! _______________________________________ Last edited by bluevolt : 16th March 2012 at 17:31.

16th March 2012, 19:06	#6918
funkmeister BHPian Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Bangalore Posts: 53 Thanked: 52 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Found in Times of India. Under the section of 'Things whose duty price goes down'.

16th March 2012, 22:38	#6920
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread India TV at it's best. ________________________ So True! Last edited by bluevolt : 16th March 2012 at 22:40.

17th March 2012, 19:23	#6921
vb-saan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: S'pore/Thrissur Posts: 7,463 Thanked: 13,341 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread One of my friend posted this on Facebook, mentioning that the notice is from Forum Mall, Koramangala, Bangalore. Eatables… better watch out! Attached Thumbnails

17th March 2012, 21:45	#6922
Scorcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Trivandrum, KL Posts: 4,922 Thanked: 7,182 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Now this is funny, Once the 'Thank' function has been removed, this has become ONE LONELY THREAD

17th March 2012, 21:50	#6923
Klub Class Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KA17\|KL65\|KL41 Posts: 5,005 Thanked: 1,985 Times	Not exactly a joke, but a reality. Nonetheless I find this image worth sharing

17th March 2012, 22:53	#6924
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Napoleon : "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . . . . . . . . Santa : Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na. ____________________________________________ Perspective

18th March 2012, 10:43	#6925
speed kills BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Cochin Posts: 711 Thanked: 2,289 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"

19th March 2012, 20:06	#6927
deetjohn Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Kochi Posts: 4,529 Thanked: 10,594 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Make a legal U-turn when possible - BBC Top Gear "it told us we could drive down there" said Yuzu Noda, captain of HMS Hyundai Getz.

19th March 2012, 20:33	#6928
//M Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: New Delhi Posts: 6,567 Thanked: 25,166 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread 1 horse power is the torque of the town. Attached Thumbnails

19th March 2012, 22:57	#6929
anjan_c2007 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Posts: 8,708 Thanked: 22,853 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Eyes Do you know the relation between two eyes? They never see each other....... ... BUT 1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see things together. 5. They sleep together. They share a very deep bonded relationship However, when they see some women, one will blink and another will not. Moral of the story: Some women can break any kind of relationship! !!

19th March 2012, 23:12	#6930
bluevolt Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Delhi Posts: 3,273 Thanked: 3,477 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Dear God, Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax, GST, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Customs Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, Property Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Professional Tax, Road Tax, STT, Education Cess, Wealth Tax, TOT, Capital Gain Tax, Congestion Levy etc etc etc. And don't forget: Hafta, Donations, Bribes, Chanda etc. If I have some money left after that I will do business. Sincerely, An Indian __________________________________