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Originally Posted by abhinav.s (Post 3973252)

OMG!! Thats really ROFL stuff.. I burst out in the middle of a meeting and almost fell off my chair. Sheepishly had to explain myself later on. Not safe for workplace reading specially in the middle of boring meetings!! :D :D

It's absolutely nuts. Can sort of imagine that he's not ever going to live it down even years after he gets out of jail!

Car parked in our society for several days was gathering dust. Someone just couldn't stand it so scribbled this on the car 😀!!!!

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Mentions 'OLX pe bech de' (Translated, 'sell it on OLX' - OLX India's tagline).

Source: FB

Could not stop from sharing to fellow Moto-brains, no offense to anyone :uncontrol

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Translation:

Mechanic: Madam, the engine doesn't have any oil in it, and your brakes are weak too.

Lady: There will always be niggling problems like that. First fix the mirror.

I felt really sad when I saw this. However, if you don't associate it with the very unfortunate incident in Bihar, it is funny.
For those who are not conversant with hindi, the message written is: "I'll allow you to pass when there's space-please don't shoot me.".
Source: Facebook
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Exuding VS excluding... Check how funny it sounds when the word 'exuding' is written as 'excluding'.Posting the link here.
http://madeofgreat.tatamotors.com/tiago/design-features

Source - Twitter.com

rl: rl:

Quote:

team bhp: "you must drive there and enjoy the fresh tarmac"
me: "bhai road ka juice thodi bana raha hoon"
English translation: Brother, I'm not making juice of the road (though the effect is lost if you don't understand Hindi)

Was updating my phone apps and it updated an app called Android Webview which is an essential app for Android. Looked it up on playstore and it had a good rating of 4.4. Started reading the reviews and literally fell off my seat laughing!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/d...DNI4nsvASa66BA
Or just look up Android webview in the playstore. Screenshot to whet your appetite. Of course there are some genuine reviews too. But very few! Break, ninjas, sperm counts...... everything is mentioned in the reviews!
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Originally Posted by auto-one (Post 3974242)
Exuding VS excluding... Check how funny it sounds when the word 'exuding' is written as 'excluding'.Posting the link here.
http://madeofgreat.tatamotors.com/tiago/design-features


:OT Update:--- TATA Motors has corrected the above mentioned error. Team-BHP effect ?

The height of "You're doing it Wrong!!!" :D

Just as we have a thread on " how rich were our Maharajas", we should have a thread on " how 'still' rich are our defaulters".
Just a joke, no intention on harming anyone
Cheers

You can save a lot on parking. Just invest a million :D

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Picked out from a forward:

A 730LD as a donor car for cleaning South Mumbai's roads?
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lol Someone tweeted this to me :

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I guess almost everyone here will understand.

every dog has its day


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