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Saw this Maruti Alto at Anna Arch Signal, Chennai with this sticker at the rear and it looks like the driver is a victim of excessive honking happening on Chennai roads! The sticker says "It's no use sounding your horn. I'm deaf"
I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :)
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Originally Posted by drsingh
(Post 3905862)
I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :) |
I'l buy for sure if they deliver that :Shockked: else hold the paper responsible.:uncontrol
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Originally Posted by drsingh
(Post 3905862)
I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :) |
the journalist seems to have missed a zero..
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the journalist seems to have missed a zero..
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not one zero , this must be like 9 crores
Was concentrating on the "bullet-proof," Took me some time to realise I should be looking at the "9!"
stupid:
Nice car pic, the eye of detail of photographer is worth a salute.
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Originally Posted by AtheK
(Post 3907476)
Nice car pic, the eye of detail of photographer is worth a salute. |
He definitely has his priorities sorted.lol:
You can see many of such guys at any expo where there are female models.
This guy is just with a mobile, i know of a person who takes an DSLR with a zoom lense to capture details.:Frustrati
At the end, it is frustrating. But the companies know, beautiful models attract the crowd.
The CORRECT way to fit the aircon! :)
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Originally Posted by 1self
(Post 3908245)
The CORRECT way to fit the aircon! :) |
:eek:
This is called
recycling! Or, donating cash to the Electricity supplier :uncontrol
Got on WhatsApp.. Don't know if it is already posted earlier..
Dear Car Mfgrs at AutoExpo2016. These are the features we Indians actually need with our cars :
- A spitoon inside the car so that people chewing ghutka can spit inside the car and not outside on the streets
- A 3 foot Titanium grade guard on all 4 sides of our car so that we can bang & shove every Autorickshaw who tries to cut us wrongly
- An extremely dark sun film which automatically covers all our windows everytime a beggar or Hijra approaches our car
- Cable TV inside our car so that we can watch TV as we miserably wait in traffic for hours. Cant afford to miss Arnab Goswami
- A ready reckoner guide on which bad words to give in which situation
- A 480W charged electric mesh on the left side of the car - so that whenever any biker who overtakes from the left and scrapes your car gets the lesson of his life
- A radar system to tell you which Nakabandi is happening where (even though we all know where it happens on a daily basis)
- A radar system to tell you behind which trees are the cops hiding - soon after the traffic lights
- A facility where the car dealer person comes & replaces the nimbu-mirchi under the bonnet every Saturday morning
Phew ! I can go on and on and on
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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom
(Post 3908396)
:eek:
This is called recycling! Or, donating cash to the Electricity supplier :uncontrol |
The other alternative we used to talk when we were small, was to keep a refrigerator door open to cool a room. stupid:
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Originally Posted by Gannu_1
(Post 3908515)
... ... ... a refrigerator door open to cool a room. stupid: |
I think that many people don't actually intuitively grasp that fridges actually
heat up the room that they are in!
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Originally Posted by ritzy
(Post 3908509)
Dear Car Mfgrs at AutoExpo2016. These are the features we Indians actually need with our cars :
- A spitoon inside the car so that people chewing ghutka can spit inside the car and not outside on the streets
- A 3 foot Titanium grade guard on all 4 sides of our car so that we can bang & shove every Autorickshaw who tries to cut us wrongly
- An extremely dark sun film which automatically covers all our windows everytime a beggar or Hijra approaches our car
- Cable TV inside our car so that we can watch TV as we miserably wait in traffic for hours. Cant afford to miss Arnab Goswami
- A ready reckoner guide on which bad words to give in which situation
- A 480W charged electric mesh on the left side of the car - so that whenever any biker who overtakes from the left and scrapes your car gets the lesson of his life
- A radar system to tell you which Nakabandi is happening where (even though we all know where it happens on a daily basis)
- A radar system to tell you behind which trees are the cops hiding - soon after the traffic lights
- A facility where the car dealer person comes & replaces the nimbu-mirchi under the bonnet every Saturday morning
Phew ! I can go on and on and on |
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Originally Posted by Gokrish
(Post 3904786)
Saw this Maruti Alto at Anna Arch Signal, Chennai with this sticker at the rear and it looks like the driver is a victim of excessive honking happening on Chennai roads! The sticker says "It's no use sounding your horn. I'm deaf" |
HA, HA, HA! This inspired me for my next patent!!
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