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Saw this Maruti Alto at Anna Arch Signal, Chennai with this sticker at the rear and it looks like the driver is a victim of excessive honking happening on Chennai roads! The sticker says "It's no use sounding your horn. I'm deaf"

I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :)

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Originally Posted by drsingh (Post 3905862)
I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :)

I'l buy for sure if they deliver that :Shockked: else hold the paper responsible.:uncontrol

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Originally Posted by drsingh (Post 3905862)
I don't know what to say about the 'journalist' who wrote this, or the editor /proofreader :)

the journalist seems to have missed a zero..

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the journalist seems to have missed a zero..
not one zero , this must be like 9 crores

Was concentrating on the "bullet-proof," Took me some time to realise I should be looking at the "9!"

stupid:

ETAuto has undone the goofup...
http://auto.economictimes.indiatimes...rores/50852229

Nice car pic, the eye of detail of photographer is worth a salute.

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Originally Posted by AtheK (Post 3907476)
Nice car pic, the eye of detail of photographer is worth a salute.


He definitely has his priorities sorted.lol:

You can see many of such guys at any expo where there are female models.
This guy is just with a mobile, i know of a person who takes an DSLR with a zoom lense to capture details.:Frustrati

At the end, it is frustrating. But the companies know, beautiful models attract the crowd.

The CORRECT way to fit the aircon! :)

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Originally Posted by 1self (Post 3908245)
The CORRECT way to fit the aircon! :)

:eek:

This is called recycling! Or, donating cash to the Electricity supplier :uncontrol

Got on WhatsApp.. Don't know if it is already posted earlier..

Dear Car Mfgrs at AutoExpo2016. These are the features we Indians actually need with our cars :

- A spitoon inside the car so that people chewing ghutka can spit inside the car and not outside on the streets
- A 3 foot Titanium grade guard on all 4 sides of our car so that we can bang & shove every Autorickshaw who tries to cut us wrongly
- An extremely dark sun film which automatically covers all our windows everytime a beggar or Hijra approaches our car
- Cable TV inside our car so that we can watch TV as we miserably wait in traffic for hours. Cant afford to miss Arnab Goswami
- A ready reckoner guide on which bad words to give in which situation
- A 480W charged electric mesh on the left side of the car - so that whenever any biker who overtakes from the left and scrapes your car gets the lesson of his life
- A radar system to tell you which Nakabandi is happening where (even though we all know where it happens on a daily basis)
- A radar system to tell you behind which trees are the cops hiding - soon after the traffic lights
- A facility where the car dealer person comes & replaces the nimbu-mirchi under the bonnet every Saturday morning


Phew ! I can go on and on and on

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom (Post 3908396)
:eek:

This is called recycling! Or, donating cash to the Electricity supplier :uncontrol

The other alternative we used to talk when we were small, was to keep a refrigerator door open to cool a room. stupid:

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Originally Posted by Gannu_1 (Post 3908515)
... ... ... a refrigerator door open to cool a room. stupid:

I think that many people don't actually intuitively grasp that fridges actually heat up the room that they are in!

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Originally Posted by ritzy (Post 3908509)
Dear Car Mfgrs at AutoExpo2016. These are the features we Indians actually need with our cars :

- A spitoon inside the car so that people chewing ghutka can spit inside the car and not outside on the streets
- A 3 foot Titanium grade guard on all 4 sides of our car so that we can bang & shove every Autorickshaw who tries to cut us wrongly
- An extremely dark sun film which automatically covers all our windows everytime a beggar or Hijra approaches our car
- Cable TV inside our car so that we can watch TV as we miserably wait in traffic for hours. Cant afford to miss Arnab Goswami
- A ready reckoner guide on which bad words to give in which situation
- A 480W charged electric mesh on the left side of the car - so that whenever any biker who overtakes from the left and scrapes your car gets the lesson of his life
- A radar system to tell you which Nakabandi is happening where (even though we all know where it happens on a daily basis)
- A radar system to tell you behind which trees are the cops hiding - soon after the traffic lights
- A facility where the car dealer person comes & replaces the nimbu-mirchi under the bonnet every Saturday morning

Phew ! I can go on and on and on

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Originally Posted by Gokrish (Post 3904786)
Saw this Maruti Alto at Anna Arch Signal, Chennai with this sticker at the rear and it looks like the driver is a victim of excessive honking happening on Chennai roads! The sticker says "It's no use sounding your horn. I'm deaf"

HA, HA, HA! This inspired me for my next patent!!


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