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Originally Posted by Latheesh
(Post 3919565)
I request you to read his post again:)
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Odia is spoken in Orissa. Not in Spain.
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Originally Posted by ilangop
(Post 3919577)
Odia is spoken in Orissa. Not in Spain.
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I know that.
He saw a TATA Ace with the message written in Odiya, took a random pic from internet and typed it in English and posted here. That was clear from his first post itself.
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Originally Posted by ilangop
(Post 3919577)
Odia is spoken in Orissa. Not in Spain.
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Ok... If I understood correctly what he is saying is that he noted a message in Odia on a similar truck. He has merely tried to resurrect that experience for us by creating a translated message on a similar truck image. The joke is in the message.
And now, the joke is lost with all this dissection and analysis! :D
By the way, on what DrSingh posted, the joke was in the news report. You missed the piece that was the highlight there. Unlike what the news report says Tesla S is not an electric scooter as far as I know.
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Originally Posted by ilangop
(Post 3919556)
There is no joke here DrSingh. 18650 cell is a very standard size Lithium Ion tubular cell with 18mm in dia and 650 mm long.
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Actually, there is a joke/error that Dr Singh caught!
The article says, "Tesla Model S 'Scooter' "
Needless to say, the model S is sedan.
EDIT : Sorry just saw Zappo post the same thing. Sorry for the redundancy.
Waiting for the day Tesla enters India, though
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Originally Posted by John
(Post 3917527)
This was just asking to be featured in the official joke thread.
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No wonder the comments are disabled for that video
lol:
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Originally Posted by Latheesh
(Post 3919565)
I request you to read his post again:)
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I believe our friend here wanted to highlight the "writing" he saw on an Indian TATA ACE which was written in Odia. So, very kindly, he translated it to "Hinglish" and painted it over the Spanish Model TATA ACE EV picture which featured in the topspeed website. Right??
P.N: "CURIOSITY" drastically kills your time before it kills you. stupid:
See the original pic here ...
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Originally Posted by FuelInjector
(Post 3919497)
:uncontrol what the... 75 bhp of torque. Thanks for sharing. lol:
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@fuel injector, you missed the bit about the high
definition or HID lights which gives a one kilometer
radius of lighting :Frustrati
And a diffuser being basically a double exhaust!!
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Originally Posted by speedmiester
(Post 3919645)
No wonder the comments are disabled for that video
lol:
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Hahaha @speedmeister, they didn't like my comment so deleted it and then disabled comments!!
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Originally Posted by arunphilip
(Post 3825990)
[b]Which Ford do you prefer
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The Ford Fusion :D
Couple of watsapp forwards!
ah, now i get the logic! :D
picture courtesy: Facebook
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Originally Posted by Eddy
(Post 3923087)
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lol: Lovely picture used as a reference in this article. India must have the highest number of Subject matter experts in All fields!
Suhel Seth is an example who is called for any and every debate!
One Sharma character who is an economist actually suits the description in this article mentioned.
Maddy
Not sure if this has been posted earlier. Mods, please delete if I have been "condored" :D
A tax related joke in this BUDGET Season.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad.
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI AND NOW LBT & LPT!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX!
5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans. : No
Tax : Then pay MINIMUM ALTERNATE TAX (MAT)
9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u lodging your client?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY LUXURY TAX!
11) R u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on Birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!
17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATION CESS, SECONDARY & HIGHER EDUCATION CESS & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT. TAXES !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) Do you want growth of India.?
Ans. : Of course, Yes
Tax : Then pay ELECTRICITY TAX, WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, ETC. ETC.
21) INDIAN : Can I die now?
Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the Funeral Tax
- A WhatsApp forward.
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Originally Posted by TD_GHY
(Post 3924880)
...A tax related joke in this BUDGET Season.
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA... (1) to (21)...
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Hey wait! Why have you omitted the most important?
(22) Q: Do you want clean surroundings?
A: Yes, if I have a choice
Tax: You don't have any choice. Pay Swachch Bharat Cess!
Carry anywhere lightweight airbag for your vehicle :D
Clicked today when I was passed a bag of chips lol:
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