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People everywhere might now specifically try to mix up odd and even numbers for their vehicles just in case. They need to be ahead of authorities making such decisions everywhere in the country|

Adding one more to the Delhi even odd joke file.

Got this as Whatsapp forward :

The lunatic is on the grass ..

The lunatic is in the hall ..

The lunatic is in my head ..

and in the Post Office savings accounts too !!!

Found this in the application form for a Post Office Savings account / NSC :



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My phone does this when watching Newshour @TimesNow Arnab Goswami #HeraldHauntsCong #ArnabHauntsMyphone

that's the Math i know :D

Received this joke on Whatsapp, quick search did not find it already posted here, so here goes:
No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such an awesome way to his child...
"With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper, your future honeymooon shifts from Singapore to Yeshwanthpur" :)

Source: Dear Facebook, where else !!

got this on whatsapp. Maybe an old one, but really worth a laugh.

RG - mamma, what plans for the weekend?
SG - Income tax returns
RG - sahi hai. Film ka first part kab release hua? :D

#justsherlocking
Wouldn't they need another twin-set of babies (one boy, one girl) :)
If they have to pay Men's doubles or Women's doubles?

Ace.

Assuming that Men's and Women's doubles would have another such twin :D
But yes, sounds flawed now for that part.

rl: rl: The Delhi odd / even jokes are too good. Here are two from my side (source - Twitter).

( @rameshsrivats's Tweet: https://twitter.com/rameshsrivats/st...789030912?s=09 )

Well, the original post didn't say 'Play tennis by themselves'

Poor guy's car horn gets wired to his brakes XD

https://youtu.be/5wDw5Lk6VL4