Team-BHP - The Official Joke thread

- - The Official Joke thread (https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/et-cetera/2439-official-joke-thread-621.html)

While on the topic of Delhi, I hope you guys have seen this vid! :D

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...34432136665006

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Originally Posted by myavu (Post 3883033)

26 year old educated boy with odd numbered vehicle and eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy looking for beautiful girl with even numbered vehicle and non-eligible for cooking gas cylinder with subsidy. .... ... ...

I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy! :D

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Originally Posted by Thad E Ginathom (Post 3883226)

I am considering trading my wife in for one with ration book and eligible for gas subsidy! :D

If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife.... :D

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955

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Originally Posted by phoenix7 (Post 3875809)

Probably somebody who is pissed beacause his membership to tbhp couldnt get approved even after multiple tries :D

But "Learn to Drive" part is true for the most TBHP stickered cars:)

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Originally Posted by vinjosep (Post 3883269)

If either (consumer/ spouse) has a taxable income more than 10 lakhs, no subsidy.

So unless you are saying you earn less than your wife.... :D

http://pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintRelea...x?relid=133955

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That's ok. Honestly, I never thought I deserved that subsidy anyway, but when it was available, I wasn't going to say no. I guess Mrs G can rest easy.

Wait... there's still the ration book thing! :uncontrol

Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

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Originally Posted by civic-sense (Post 3883462)

Don't you think people who pay the taxes "deserve" the subsidy more than the people who don't pay any?

agree: Coming to think of it, wouldn't it be wiser to give any "subsidies and schemes" to those only who pay income tax regularly,thus hopefully trying and getting more people to pay taxes?

Wife was in the ICU!!

The husband was unable to control his tears.

Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.
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Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.
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Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled.

And she spoke:
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Darling, I'm 29, not 30 !
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Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!

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Originally Posted by null (Post 3886954)

Husband: Shall we implement odd n even number system in our house also?

Wife: Oh! Good !!!. Let's implement. On all odd dates I will talk and on all even dates u listen!!

Atleast, the husband is offered an option that he need not listen on the Odd Dates :D

Thats an offer he cannot refuse stupid:

Photographed by a friend of mine at Kautilya Marg in Delhi at 8.30 AM today

Best way to defeat odd even

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Originally Posted by TorqueyTechie (Post 3887524)

Saw this on facebook! No offense to our Hyderabad brothers.

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The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai :)

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Originally Posted by hserus (Post 3887531)

The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai :)

Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image :deadhorse

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Originally Posted by hserus (Post 3887531)

The biggest joke here is that a Hyderabadi will even touch Starbucks when he can get superb Irani chai :)

Haha true! But we tend to believe that all that glitters is gold! :)

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Originally Posted by poised2drive (Post 3887534)

Oh ! Hyderabadis aren't as intelligent as you think ...
We are as much fools as our other cities' brethren who are just pulled towards the BRAND image :deadhorse

Yep, very much true! :)