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At a nearby crash-testing facility...
Next: Unite and Uprise!
A poor cousin of a bad joke:
Petrol Pump Guy (pointing at the meter):
Sir, Zero dekh lijiye.
Movie Buff:
Jaa re, jaa. I will only watch KGF.
From the internet:
Did you know Ford is now putting heated tailgates on all its trucks? It's so your hands won't get cold when you're pushing it in the winter.
Finally this day happened :uncontrol
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Pramod
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Finally this day happened
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What on earth is this? Where, why?
If real, this is more a cause for concern than mirth.
In Bangalore Taxi Guys sport these fake stickers to 'earn' some respectabilty. Any way to crackdown on these?
Not sure if this qualifies to be in this thread or that someone has seen the “size”:
I was window shopping for shirts and was in an animated discussion with my wife on shirt sizes when we get honked by a car. We moved to a side and see an Indigo XL go past.
Thats the time when I realised that Indigo used to come in shirt sizes - Indigo CS (S), Indigo Manza (M), Indigo (L) and Indigo (XL). :deadhorse
Now to figure out the relationship between Delta, Zeta and Alpha stupid:
Screenshot from the story of @petrolheadsparadise on Instagram on the increasing size of BMW grilles by the day! lol:
One of the many quirks of English.
Quote:
Jails and Prisons are synonymous. Jailers and Prisoners aren't!
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A Dentist was conducting a survey-
*"How long do you use your Toothbrush...?"*
Chinese:
"3 months...!"
American:
"1 month...!!"
Indian:
"There is no fixed time limit doctor, may be years...!!! Initially we use it for *brushing* our teeth; then we use it for *dying our hair, cleaning comb, cleaning ornaments, cleaning machine parts of our vehicles, cleaning the dirt in between two tiles in bathroom etc etc*. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush, we do not throw it doctor. we start using it for *pushing 'Naada' in our Chaddis, Pajamas & Petticoats...!!!"*
Dentist fainted.
:uncontrol
#10yearchallenge 
Though many Bhpians would have a different
Wallet now, I won't dare comment on the contents :D.
#10yearchallenge
Source: Top Gear
Some say, he is a BHPian. :lol
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