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Some funny stuff I have gathered from Amazon over the past couple years...

Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.

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Originally Posted by samaspire (Post 4357646)
An ad on OLX : Hilarious or Torturous?

Link to ad

Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators.

Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500 :D
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David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 4361067)
Have you heard of the new movement being spearheaded by the charismatic trio of ViMa, LaMo and NiMo in London?

Its called the Art of Leaving.
Oh. I thought it was the Quit India Movement, version 2.0

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Originally Posted by samaspire (Post 4357646)
An ad on OLX : Hilarious or Torturous?

Link to ad

Single Hand 1998 Model Hero Puch Standard SB with Side Indicators

I've renewed the Vehicle Insurance Policy of my Hero Puch from 05-02-2018 till 04-02-2019 after paying a premium amount of Rs.731/- to The New India Assurance Co. Ltd. through my Account Payee Cheque. So there's no question of reducing the cost/price of my vehicle any further. Its price is fixed at Rs.8,000/- and is non-negotiable (not negotiable).

Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018...
Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?

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Originally Posted by VKumar (Post 4361122)
Looks like he has already brought the price down from 8,000 non negotiable to 7,500 :D
Attachment 1733921
He probably had an inkling that it might not sell at that price...

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Its Fitness Certificate (FC) is valid till 03-03-2018 and has to be renewed by the buyer (if any) on or before Saturday, March 03, 2018.

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Originally Posted by Geo_Ipe (Post 4361408)
Sheldon Cooper..!
Is that you selling your moped..!?
"Old Sheldon" :D

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 4361067)
Art of Leaving.
ABC : My neighbor left for London yesterday.
XYZ : Oh, okay... Which bank???

:OT

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Looks like he has already brought the price down
Looks in a very good condition, someone from Hero should buy this probably :)

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Originally Posted by GeeTee TSI (Post 4361301)
David and Goliath, albeit both retirees!
Forever Jawan, since this is parked in Jai Jawan lol:.

Boy trapped in elevator after peeing on buttons. The elevator company may have never thought of this scenario during their testing / QA checks :D

https://youtu.be/-mThvXIQask

Is this only a British phenomenon?
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It’s all rather bizarre. I get what a mile is, but not what a yard is, despite the fact that my shot from 20 yards out was only inches wide. I know what a metre is, but have no concept of a kilometre. I measure things in centimetres, but I am 5ft 8in tall. My car weighs 1300kg, but I am 11 stone something. I’ll have a litre of water and a pint of beer.
I had a very good laugh reading this.

Source - Autocar UK

This I got on Facebook, and is worth sharing.

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 4361067)
Art of Leaving
I know i am beating up a dead horse: this would be the last one on the subject.
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I heard that a new company is being floated by three Indian businessmen in London.
Its apparently called the Hindustan Leavers Limited.

First time in India. State transport bus with parking sensor ( source : Whatsapp)The Official Joke thread-imageuploadedbyteambhp1519750504.209837.jpg


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