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Originally Posted by Amrik Singh (Post 5315269)
Bangalore only ??? Same for Delhi too




Definitely not Delhi. Delhi is the one city where you can actually use the fifth gear at times (and Mumbai, with the sealink).

Guys, today marks my first month without any sugar.

Running 5 km each day and yoga before breakfast.

No caffeine.

All fruit and veggies that are organic.

The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great!

I plan to make this my new lifestyle. Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free, caffeine-free and sugar-free. And working out for 2 hours every day!

I don't know whose post this is, but I was so proud of him that I decided to copy and paste it here.


:D

(A social media forward)

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Originally Posted by dailydriver (Post 5325916)
Guys, today marks my first month without any sugar.

Running 5 km each day and yoga before breakfast.

No caffeine.

All fruit and veggies that are organic.

The change in my body has already been fantastic! I feel great!

I plan to make this my new lifestyle. Eating a healthy diet that is completely gluten-free, caffeine-free and sugar-free. And working out for 2 hours every day!

I don't know whose post this is, but I was so proud of him that I decided to copy and paste it here.


:D

(A social media forward)

I read a different version of this: the last line of the forwarded message read: "have successfully adopted all these great habits, just one thing remains- yet to get rid of habit of lyingrl:"

I will say no more
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If you want to drive a Toyota fortuner , Stop taking advice from BMW owners .


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One of the funniest bits I've seen ever!
The panic and squealing gets you....rl:rl:

https://youtu.be/4D7k7wcTTdc

One of the Best explanation rl:

Man i laughed seeing this!!

Perfect example of how a designer who knows nothing about cars might have made a faux pax by showing $100M+ of supercar as a Avis rental option.

Lady who commented at the bottom pointed out some other good inconsistencies too...

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Originally Posted by vredesbyrd (Post 5326514)
I will say no more

It was just worshipped HARD! rl:

Found this on twitter.

F1 drivers, if they went to NASCAR. rl:

Watch till the end :D
https://youtu.be/g3ZThy4gKD8

Got the below as a forward :D

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Need to attend a reception on coming Saturday. So I was checking the reviews of the venue with regards to availability of parking. Came across this 'unprofessional electrician '. rl:rl:

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It is heartening to note that the owner had noticed his broken number plate and diligently acted upon it

Literally on the floor laughing rl:

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