A Yeti® POV - A funny look at Sivaji with Subtitles

anekho · 19th May 2009, 22:30

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Originally Posted by bblost

Warning:
Do not stare at the picture for too long.
Its been said to induce severe heart burn and indigestion.

some say rajinikanth is the indian chuck norris

sinner · 19th May 2009, 22:36

I just recalled someone once said....

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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

I really don't like it when people tell a story well and leave their audience hanging. People like this should be shot. Get on with it man!

Jaggu · 19th May 2009, 22:48

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Originally Posted by Dippy

The babe in Sivaji is Shriya Saran. You get to see both her avtaars in the movie, traditional simple girl in the movie and the hottie in the songs

ahh thats the one eh! she was in BLR times yesterday or today on cover page or something

srijit · 19th May 2009, 23:15

Secret of Sivaji's white transformation

YouTube - Secret of sivaji's white

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Originally Posted by Jaggu

ok one stupid question, since i lost touch with first day first show's of Rajni after coming to blr, whose the babeeeeeeee????

He rocks in whatever he doesn in the movies!

Jaggu, this is for you. Watch the movie soon.

Normal style in the film

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The rest are from some of the songs, where she secretly longs to be black?

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vivekiny2k · 19th May 2009, 23:25

Yeti!!!!!

it's you!

Sam Kapasi · 20th May 2009, 19:52

Our Hero has lost his fortune, it is all over for him financially. But love is one treasure he cannot give up.
With his Uncle he returns to his fair lady.

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s-t-y-l-e in everything, poverty no bar.

But the lady is not happy to see him. She doesn't want a relationship!

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But they convince her to play the flute for them. Play on player!

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Come away with me into the night. We will be happy together.
But NAY, the astrologer has warned her that Sivaji will die if she marries him.

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She is resolute.

Sivaji analyses the situation. Khool-ly.

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Counter-solution.

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Ayyo. She didn't think of that.

But the Uncle has a definite solution.

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Huh? Sivaji hadn't planned on dying. What's that uncle? Train tracks?
Are you nuts?

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umm. OK. But all the world is a stage - and this act is too.
We will communicate using hands-free.

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Sivaji steels himself, hoping the girl will come by.

She does come by, but is not impressed. While she's not looking, our hero leaps back a few steps, hoping to delay the moment by a few nanoseconds as the train approaches.

But disaster strikes!

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But Uncle has not understood. Our hero yells into the hands-free.

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Oh GOSH, what a goshy disaster! Train chain pain!

Is this the end of Sivaji??

Suddenly from far, our fair lady comes running into the train! Stop, I say.

The driver doesn't notice her. She then takes her top off and waves it in the air. The brakes are applied immediately.

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Miraculously, in a few split seconds the train comes to a complete halt. Sivaji is saved - by love.

Time for a song no?

Sam Kapasi · 20th May 2009, 20:15

An intense thought!

Oh that is a bad situation too! Not as goshy as the broken train chain situation though. Gosh!

But our lady has an agenda for Sivaji.

Huh? Wha? I'm not understanding this really. Anxious path? What is an anxious path? From Chennai to Hyderabad? That's a ROAD! I'm confused. Could you elaborate?

Oooh! Of course. I wouldn't dream of pricking you with anything else!

(YetiNote: It begins to dawn on me why Rudra and Samurai wear their mustaches proudly for years.)

So lady will that be all or...

And with these intense lines, love is born.

The End. (of this song)
more to follow tomorrow.

rjstyles69 · 20th May 2009, 21:12

hahaha this is most hilarious thread I have read in the recent times. Whatta way to end my day at work. Sam I salute you, your writing skills and humor,may your tribe grow.

null · 20th May 2009, 21:23

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Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

The driver doesn't notice her. She then takes her top off and waves it in the air. The brakes are applied immediately.

Wow. A khool way to stop a speeding train ..

jaysmokesleaves · 20th May 2009, 22:10

Simply waandraful.
I baast aout laaafinga.

Waitinga faar more.

salilpawar1 · 20th May 2009, 22:23

Yeti,

Great posting. I feel as if I am reading a comic book. Perfect screenshots and dialogues.

Sam Kapasi · 21st May 2009, 00:22

Good news!
Love has followed its course and our Hero is now marrying his fair lady.

But through all the merriment, our Lady is still worried and upset about the prediction of death.

Illay and Ixnay! proclaims our Hero. Today is a happy day and

I will give you a song.
But what kind of song??

A vegetarian song?
What do you mean?

I mean this!!

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Even I don't know why.

Illay and Ixnay! That's no song at all. What's my next choice?

OKAY!

Remember, taste makes waste.

OKAY!

Let's have it then, bring it on!

Oh dear!

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I can imagine.

But what do I really mean to you? asks our lusty heroine.

I've never had a thing for red parrots anyway.

That's not good enough for me!

OKAY!

What do YOU like then?

Oh? And?

KHOOL!

Brace yourself Team-BHP!

abhinav.gupta88 · 21st May 2009, 01:02

Wow. It's damn hilarious.
Popcorn time

1self · 21st May 2009, 01:03

Sam, you are THE BEST!

...this is mindblowingly hilarious!

f450 · 21st May 2009, 01:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Kapasi

KHOOL!

Brace yourself Team-BHP!

Haha, I think I know what's coming next!

19th May 2009, 23:25	#50
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 209 Times View My Garage	Yeti!!! Yeti!!!!! it's you!
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20th May 2009, 19:52	#51
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	No money - Only hope and love! Our Hero has lost his fortune, it is all over for him financially. But love is one treasure he cannot give up. With his Uncle he returns to his fair lady. s-t-y-l-e in everything, poverty no bar. But the lady is not happy to see him. She doesn't want a relationship! But they convince her to play the flute for them. Play on player! Come away with me into the night. We will be happy together. But NAY, the astrologer has warned her that Sivaji will die if she marries him. She is resolute. Sivaji analyses the situation. Khool-ly. Counter-solution. Ayyo. She didn't think of that. But the Uncle has a definite solution. Huh? Sivaji hadn't planned on dying. What's that uncle? Train tracks? Are you nuts? umm. OK. But all the world is a stage - and this act is too. We will communicate using hands-free. Sivaji steels himself, hoping the girl will come by. She does come by, but is not impressed. While she's not looking, our hero leaps back a few steps, hoping to delay the moment by a few nanoseconds as the train approaches. But disaster strikes! But Uncle has not understood. Our hero yells into the hands-free. Oh GOSH, what a goshy disaster! Train chain pain! Is this the end of Sivaji?? Suddenly from far, our fair lady comes running into the train! Stop, I say. The driver doesn't notice her. She then takes her top off and waves it in the air. The brakes are applied immediately. Miraculously, in a few split seconds the train comes to a complete halt. Sivaji is saved - by love. Time for a song no? Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 20th May 2009 at 19:58.
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20th May 2009, 20:15	#52
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	Hair-raising romance! An intense thought! Oh that is a bad situation too! Not as goshy as the broken train chain situation though. Gosh! But our lady has an agenda for Sivaji. Huh? Wha? I'm not understanding this really. Anxious path? What is an anxious path? From Chennai to Hyderabad? That's a ROAD! I'm confused. Could you elaborate? Oooh! Of course. I wouldn't dream of pricking you with anything else! (YetiNote: It begins to dawn on me why Rudra and Samurai wear their mustaches proudly for years.) So lady will that be all or... And with these intense lines, love is born. The End. (of this song) more to follow tomorrow. Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 20th May 2009 at 20:17.
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20th May 2009, 21:12	#53
rjstyles69 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bengalooru.. Posts: 4,343 Thanked: 842 Times View My Garage	hahaha this is most hilarious thread I have read in the recent times. Whatta way to end my day at work. Sam I salute you, your writing skills and humor,may your tribe grow.
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20th May 2009, 22:10	#55
jaysmokesleaves Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Mostly Mumbai Posts: 1,702 Thanked: 1,452 Times	Simply waandraful. I baast aout laaafinga. Waitinga faar more.
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20th May 2009, 22:23	#56
salilpawar1 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (MH-01) Posts: 852 Thanked: 247 Times View My Garage	Yeti, Great posting. I feel as if I am reading a comic book. Perfect screenshots and dialogues.
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21st May 2009, 00:22	#57
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	Wedding blues!! Good news! Love has followed its course and our Hero is now marrying his fair lady. But through all the merriment, our Lady is still worried and upset about the prediction of death. Illay and Ixnay! proclaims our Hero. Today is a happy day and I will give you a song. But what kind of song?? A vegetarian song? What do you mean? I mean this!! Even I don't know why. Illay and Ixnay! That's no song at all. What's my next choice? OKAY! Remember, taste makes waste. OKAY! Let's have it then, bring it on! Oh dear! I can imagine. But what do I really mean to you? asks our lusty heroine. I've never had a thing for red parrots anyway. That's not good enough for me! OKAY! What do YOU like then? Oh? And? KHOOL! Brace yourself Team-BHP! Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 21st May 2009 at 00:26.
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21st May 2009, 01:02	#58
abhinav.gupta88 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Delhi , India Posts: 4,092 Thanked: 325 Times View My Garage	Wow. It's damn hilarious. Popcorn time
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21st May 2009, 01:03	#59
1self BHPian Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pune Posts: 629 Thanked: 330 Times View My Garage	Sam, you are THE BEST! ...this is mindblowingly hilarious!
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