Choosing the colour The Skoda Superb is available in 5 colours.
What upsets me is this habit that automotive companies have to try and spruce up names of colours.
Sunshine gold yellow.
Dessicated apple red.
Midnight bright pink.
Well-off Sindhi Gold.
Thermometers-insides Silver.
You get my drift.
Nobody calls their car Black. Or Red.
Take the Skoda Superb for example. They have a colour they call Capuccino Beige. That would be alright, if the car wasn't some shade of unidentifiable instead. I don't like it.
Another choice that any nice car can look stately is black. I like black. However there were 3 problems with black.
1) It gets hotter than usual.
2) The paint is difficult to maintain. Scratches are obvious, swirls can be seen a mile away. Nothing looks worse than a dusty black car.
3) There are certain influential people in my life who are superstitious about the colour black on a car. Black Magic was ruled out. Rosso Brunello - Oh Mama look, a Czech car made in Germany with an Italian name. Wine red in colour, I liked it a lot until my European heart hated it.
Wine red?
Yes. It's a beautiful typical European colour. I say, lightly, in my best salesman voice. Wine red?
Yes, it is beautiful. See? I open the Skoda Superb page and there it is. This?! she looks at me, a little shocked. A little amused. You like this? Yes.
In Germany this is a typical old man's colour. My Grandpa also drove a car of this colour. Old men drive cars of this colour. Today?
Especially today.
I was a little sceptical. But my assistant (she's German too) confirmed this matter too. Strangely she said "My Grandfather had a car of this colour. He wore a hat and sat upright and drove it everywhere, holding the steering wheel with both hands tightly"
Considering that she is not related to my better half, I can only come to the conclusion that all grandfathers drive a car of this colour.
I however, am no grandfather. Heck I'm not even a father!
That let me to Brilliant Silver. Considering that I was looking for a change from white, it seemed logical. I liked silver, everyone liked silver.
And so it was that before I left for Europe, I messaged my colleague to buy me a silver Superb - so I would have it on my return. OK said he and it was done.
That evening as I was travelling home, I saw 2 Superbs.
As fate would have it, the first one was Brilliant Silver and the other was Candy White. Candy White? What kind of white is Candy White? What LSD influenced mind came up with that?
I saw the Silver and I smiled. When I return, I'm going to be in that car said my mind.
10 minutes later I saw the white Superb. When I return, that's the car I want to be in said my mind.
I reached for my Blackberry.
Forget the silver. Make that white.
Last edited by Sam Kapasi : 12th May 2010 at 15:44.
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