**This is not a regular
"spill-nails-on-the-road-to-get-business" puncture scam**
Read on....
I have a habit of checking my car's tyre pressure once a week and this happened to me the day before yesterday evening.
I had to drop my wife for her ICWA classes in the evening at 7.00 pm. I thought of checking the tyre pressure en route (my regular tyre wallah was a bit out of way)
So we stop at this puncture guy, I tell him to check the tyre pressure and top it up to 32 psi if required. He does the usual job of checking the pressure and topping it up while I was chit chatting with my wife.
When he came to the driver side front tyre, it took him longer than usual to do the "check pressure-fill air" exercise. My wife got suspicious and asked me to check. So, when I looked below from the window, he was at the job. once done, the conversation goes like this:
Puncture guy -
Sahab, ye tyre puncture hai (Sir, this tyre is puncture)
Me -
Aise kaise? ab tak toh nahi tha (How come? it was'nt punctured till now)
Puncture guy -
ab hai toh hai (That's how it is)
Me -
Koi nahi, tuhne hawa barabar bhari hai tyre me? (It's ok, have you filled the air properly?)
Puncture guy -
Ha (yes)
Me -
Thik hai. (Ok)
With this, I give him 10 Rs. and move on. Dropped my wife and came back home.
<<2 hours later>>
I had to pick my wife up. Sat in the car, I felt the steering a bit stiff. I got suspicious. Checked the driver side front tyre, it was deflated a bit.
Being a tubeless tyre, I took a chance and drove to wife's classes, picked her up and drove back home but till then, the tyre was almost totally deflated. It was about 9.30 pm. After dropping my wife home, I went and searched 2-3 other puncture wallah's but all were closed. So I decided to attend this the next morning.
<<Yesterday morning around 8.00 am>>
I picked up my regular puncture guy and got the tyre changed in my parking. We went to his shop to get the puncture repaired and MY SUSPICION HAD BEEN CONFIRMED. Yesterday's puncture guy had bored 4 tiny holes on my tyre's sidewall

and wanted to earn a quick buck from me.
My blood started boiling imagining the daring of these guys.
Paid 320 bucks to the regular guy and off I was to this miscreant.
Me (to the owner) -
"kal ka woh chotu kidhar hai" (where is yesterday's little guy?)
Owner -
"udhar chai lene gaya hai, kya hua?" (there, he's gone to get tea, what happened?)
Me -
"kal usne meri gaadi me 4 puncture kiye hai" (he's bored 4 punctures in my car yesterday night)....hearing this, his face turned pale.
Now the chotu arrives, seeing me early morning in the shop, he knew it's trouble time.
Me -
"Idhar aa, kal tune mera gaadi puncture kiya na?" (come here, yesterday you punctured my car, right?)
Chotu -
"Nahi" (No)
Me - SLAPPPPPP!!! (shattering him)
"nahi kiya" (din't do it?)
Chotu - after a long pause and gathering himself -
"Sahab, 1 kiya" (i bored one hole in the tyre
Me - SLAPPP !!! SLAPPP !!!
"1 ya 4 ?" (1 or 4)
Chotu - by now, almost in tears -
"4 kiya sahab, lekin maalik ke kehne par, maaf karo" (yes, 4, please forgive me, i did it at my owner's command)
This confession is what I wanted. I caught hold of the owner's collar, bad mouthed him to glory and ask him to cough up 500 Rs. which he did. I also mentioned to him never ever to do such a thing again for some easy bucks as it can leave somebody stranded in middle of nowhere.
Just wanted to share this trick these guys play with you all. I normally do not raise my hand so easily, but I just cannot tolerate such bullshit being played around!!
Lesson learnt - From now on, I will ALWAYS get out of my car while tyre pressure is being checked (like I do at fuel pumps meticulously)
P.S -
1) Chotu was by no means a kid. He was a adult, but called him chotu due to his body frame. I bashed him up because I wanted that these guys don't play such pranks at other people. It's irritating when something like this happens and leads to loss of energy, money etc.
2) Recovering extra money from them was just to teach them a lesson that money earned from malpractices is no good. One day, you will have to shell out much more than what you earn.
3) Hopefully, they won't do this again. Today morning when I saw, the owner was'nt there but chotu had opened the shop. I stopped to ask him:
Me -
"Kidhar gya tera maalik?" (Where is the owner)
Chotu -
"Kal subah ke baad gaya, ab tak aya nahi" (Went somewhere yesterday morning, din't return as yet)
Me -
"Thik hai. Aise galat kaam wapas mat karna. Wo ane ke baad usko bhi bol do" (Don't do such malpractices ever again. Tell your owner whenever he's back)
Chotu - "
Zabaan deta hu Sahab, zindagi me fir kabhi aisa nahi hoga mujhse" (I give my word sir, will never do such a thing again, ever)
Sensing the genuinity in his eyes, I drove off.......