The Official Joke thread

nitinbose · 10th March 2017, 12:23

Here's a true "Team-Bhpian"....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfN_e13SqnU

dailydriver · 14th March 2017, 18:01

The relationship between a law abiding, tax paying citizen and the government.

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Hope I am not condored here.

arunphilip · 16th March 2017, 16:05

Disclaimer - I too own a blue car.

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RajaTaurus · 16th March 2017, 16:47

^^ I guess he meant the one parked farther.

paragsachania · 16th March 2017, 17:16

^ Exactly the reason why Arun posted that here

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Something like this :

IndieGooner · 18th March 2017, 14:25

Yesterday we went to a restaurant to pay taxes. VAT, Service Tax, Education Cess, Krishi Kalyan Cess, Swachh Bharat Cess etc. The people there were really nice and warm. They even gave us food. ��

Courtesy: WhatsApp forward

meples · 18th March 2017, 17:34

Cops in Dimapur, Nagaland know their memes.

Mr.Boss · 20th March 2017, 09:45

Another 'Copy-Paste' job

Source (download the attachment)

Mistakes do happen, but how come on a document like e-Auction sale notice which will (should) pass multiple level of checking & approval before being sent for publishing?

dailydriver · 20th March 2017, 16:15

This is a real question asked by a parent on Quora.

https://www.quora.com/Which-institut...IT-preparation

The answers are, well let's say, not too flattering either.

arunphilip · 21st March 2017, 13:06

When one door closes, another one opens. That's when you realise that...

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you've bought a really bad second-hand car!

msprabhakar · 22nd March 2017, 10:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by arunphilip

When one door closes, another one opens. That's when you realise that...

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you've bought a really bad second-hand car!

ha, ha!

I just learned that this is a perfect example of paraprosdokian!!

haria · 22nd March 2017, 11:21

Just received this in a whatsapp forward : Very true - for Bangaloreans

For others: These are the biggest bottlenecks on the stretch which hosts maximum tech companies, and hence a daily grinder for most of the IT folks at bangalore

IronH4WK · 24th March 2017, 16:57

Attack that chariot!!

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Picture courtesy: Military Memes

rohiT Nonu · 25th March 2017, 21:42

Received this as a watsapp forward. It relieved my mind today. I was rolling on floor after watching this.

Mod Note: If this has already put up earlier in here kindly excuse me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4Mt...V4MtvBc-Ck#t=8

w8763 · 26th March 2017, 19:37

A WhatsApp forward. Enjoy

14th March 2017, 18:01	#9677
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread The relationship between a law abiding, tax paying citizen and the government. Hope I am not condored here.

16th March 2017, 16:05	#9678
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,989 Thanked: 6,170 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Disclaimer - I too own a blue car.

16th March 2017, 16:47	#9679
RajaTaurus Senior - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Tenkasi, TN Posts: 1,119 Thanked: 473 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ I guess he meant the one parked farther.

16th March 2017, 17:16	#9680
paragsachania Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Belur/Bangalore Posts: 7,148 Thanked: 27,140 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^ Exactly the reason why Arun posted that here . Something like this :

18th March 2017, 14:25	#9681
IndieGooner BHPian Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Trivandrum Posts: 60 Thanked: 275 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Yesterday we went to a restaurant to pay taxes. VAT, Service Tax, Education Cess, Krishi Kalyan Cess, Swachh Bharat Cess etc. The people there were really nice and warm. They even gave us food. �� Courtesy: WhatsApp forward

18th March 2017, 17:34	#9682
meples BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Bangalore/Delhi Posts: 40 Thanked: 89 Times	Cops in Dimapur, Nagaland know their memes. Attached Images Last edited by bblost : 19th March 2017 at 00:44.

20th March 2017, 09:45	#9683
Mr.Boss Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: GPS signal lost Posts: 2,811 Thanked: 7,464 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Another 'Copy-Paste' job Source (download the attachment) Mistakes do happen, but how come on a document like e-Auction sale notice which will (should) pass multiple level of checking & approval before being sent for publishing?

20th March 2017, 16:15	#9684
dailydriver Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: Cynical City Posts: 1,217 Thanked: 6,436 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is a real question asked by a parent on Quora. https://www.quora.com/Which-institut...IT-preparation The answers are, well let's say, not too flattering either. Attached Thumbnails

21st March 2017, 13:06	#9685
arunphilip Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,989 Thanked: 6,170 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread When one door closes, another one opens. That's when you realise that... . . . . you've bought a really bad second-hand car!

22nd March 2017, 11:21	#9687
haria BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: bangalore Posts: 361 Thanked: 720 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Just received this in a whatsapp forward : Very true - for Bangaloreans For others: These are the biggest bottlenecks on the stretch which hosts maximum tech companies, and hence a daily grinder for most of the IT folks at bangalore Attached Thumbnails

24th March 2017, 16:57	#9688
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,148 Times	Attack that chariot!! Picture courtesy: Military Memes

26th March 2017, 19:37	#9690
w8763 BHPian Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Jalandhar Posts: 40 Thanked: 27 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread A WhatsApp forward. Enjoy