The Official Joke thread

Sahil · 2nd October 2004, 14:25

Its a piece of shit

RJK · 2nd October 2004, 14:27

Its just shoddy & definitely has identity crisis.

Domnic · 2nd October 2004, 14:51

[img]http://www.team-bhp.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/***.gif[/img]

dom

GTO · 2nd October 2004, 15:26

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X-Machine · 2nd October 2004, 23:52

A few more......

X

lamborghini · 4th October 2004, 01:40

lllllloooooooooolllllllllll

satish_appasani · 5th October 2004, 20:17

Post edited and deleted. Already exists as the first post of this topic.

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serious_maniac · 13th October 2004, 13:07

A few good ones...you might have seen a few already, good read nonetheless..

and No Offence Meant to the fairer sex...

Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want,
then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the refrigerator.

Why do brides wear white?
Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It is called Wedding Cake.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. "

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
I's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

ensoii
~M

sridhar24 · 18th October 2004, 22:21

Hi guys I just got a mail from my friend which read

HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
A BRITISH SALARY
AN AMERICAN HOME
CHINESE FOOD
A GERMAN CAR &
AN INDIAN WIFE

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
AN AMERICAN CAR
A BRITISH WIFE
A CHINESE HOME
GERMAN FOOD
AN INDIAN SALARY

I feel its very correct about cars at least. What do you feel???

SLK · 18th October 2004, 22:32

ya.. cars and salary both

Revvmaster · 19th October 2004, 01:42

Topics merged with Official Jokes thread.

Thread is locked

X-Machine · 19th October 2004, 04:52

This is one of the funniest car related image i've come across off late.Teddy-bear Rims!!!!!lol

X

Aditya · 22nd October 2004, 03:13

Guys, recently a notorious smuggler and poacher was shot dead. What do you think he will be in his next life? Footballer? President? Bodybuilder? Tycoon? Whatever he becomes, here is a glimpse of what he would look like.

F50 · 22nd October 2004, 13:59

This one is cool ... Pepsi vs Coca Cola

shravan316 · 22nd October 2004, 20:37

Awesome stuff Addy and F50!!

2nd October 2004, 14:25	#46
Sahil Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: May 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 6,292 Thanked: 7,607 Times	Its a piece of shit

2nd October 2004, 14:27	#47
RJK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,140 Thanked: 701 Times	Its just shoddy & definitely has identity crisis.

2nd October 2004, 14:51	#48
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2nd October 2004, 15:26	#49
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,546 Thanked: 300,788 Times View My Garage	*All humour topics have been merged into one. Please use this topic, instead of creating new ones, for forwards and humour.* GTO

2nd October 2004, 23:52	#50
X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 29 Times	A few more...... X

4th October 2004, 01:40	#51
lamborghini Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 6,114 Thanked: 5,763 Times View My Garage	lllllloooooooooolllllllllll

5th October 2004, 20:17	#52
satish_appasani Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 1,112 Thanked: 104 Times View My Garage	Post edited and deleted. Already exists as the first post of this topic. GTO

13th October 2004, 13:07	#53
serious_maniac BHPian Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 211 Thanked: 220 Times View My Garage	A few good ones...you might have seen a few already, good read nonetheless.. and No Offence Meant to the fairer sex... Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go the refrigerator. Why do brides wear white? Men like their dishwasher to match the fridge and range Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me. " Why do women have smaller feet than men? I's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ensoii ~M

18th October 2004, 22:21	#54
sridhar24 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bengaluru Posts: 1,046 Thanked: 88 Times	Hi guys I just got a mail from my friend which read HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE : A BRITISH SALARY AN AMERICAN HOME CHINESE FOOD A GERMAN CAR & AN INDIAN WIFE HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE : AN AMERICAN CAR A BRITISH WIFE A CHINESE HOME GERMAN FOOD AN INDIAN SALARY I feel its very correct about cars at least. What do you feel???

18th October 2004, 22:32	#55
SLK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: DL XX XX XXXX Posts: 1,634 Thanked: 1,011 Times	ya.. cars and salary both

19th October 2004, 01:42	#56
Revvmaster Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,190 Thanked: 95 Times	Topics merged with Official Jokes thread. Thread is locked

19th October 2004, 04:52	#57
X-Machine Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mumbai/Tokyo Posts: 1,475 Thanked: 29 Times	This is one of the funniest car related image i've come across off late.Teddy-bear Rims!!!!!lol X

22nd October 2004, 03:13	#58
Aditya Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mumbai Posts: 17,844 Thanked: 77,082 Times View My Garage	Guys, recently a notorious smuggler and poacher was shot dead. What do you think he will be in his next life? Footballer? President? Bodybuilder? Tycoon? Whatever he becomes, here is a glimpse of what he would look like.

22nd October 2004, 13:59	#59
F50 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mumbai/USA Posts: 1,707 Thanked: 103 Times	This one is cool ... Pepsi vs Coca Cola

22nd October 2004, 20:37	#60
shravan316 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Bangalore Posts: 1,029 Thanked: 9 Times	Awesome stuff Addy and F50!!