The Official Joke thread

EssYouWe · 19th January 2010, 17:20

A comma is all the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse

safari_lover · 19th January 2010, 17:48

Good one there, EssYouWe.
Here's one that I read recently,

Q: What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage.
A: In love marriage you marry your gf; in arranged marriage you marry someone else's gf!

Ranjan Sharma · 19th January 2010, 21:37

Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi.

Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?

Nitronium · 20th January 2010, 08:28

@ Bivin

Ah! Finally, someone who enjoys collegehumor as much as I do

jasonbourne · 20th January 2010, 12:02

Nice one EssYouWe!!

That was a wonderful way to empahsize how funny English really is!!

prince_pervez · 20th January 2010, 12:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by smooth

"Batuk , look who's here to teach the Gujarati Brothers about marketing !"

Nice.
Speaking of Gujju business sense I remebered one more. I don't mind if it is condored.

American school teacher: Who will tell me God's name for 10$ ?
James: Pope John Paul
Teacher: Nope
George: St. Peter.
Teacher: Nope.
Jignes: Jesus.
Teacher: Absolutely correct, here you go, how did you know?
Jignes: I knew it was Krishna but kya karen dhanda toh dhanda hain na ? (after all business is business)

clevermax · 20th January 2010, 16:22

Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )

benbsb29 · 20th January 2010, 16:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by clevermax

Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )

Punto.

Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'.

clevermax · 20th January 2010, 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by benbsb29

Punto.
Dont ask me how.. the 'to' rhymes with 'Auto'.

Nope... think again

take 10 as a clue. Think Hindi.

sammyboy · 20th January 2010, 16:34

^^ i10 Auto

by such logic we could have a 20 auto thing too

other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto

)

Rocky_Balboa · 20th January 2010, 16:34

Any VW car? Das Auto?!

clevermax · 20th January 2010, 16:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky_Balboa

Any VW car? Das Auto?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammyboy

other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto

)

Yes... Correct answer!

VolksWagen - Das Auto.

(Running for cover)

benbsb29 · 20th January 2010, 16:41

I thought of Das Auto as well.. but then it was already answered.

adits · 20th January 2010, 16:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by clevermax

Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke.

Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws?

(I'll wait for the answers before I post it )

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocky_Balboa

Any VW car? Das Auto?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by clevermax

Yes... Correct answer!

VolksWagen - Das Auto.

(Running for cover)

Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called Das Auto

clevermax · 20th January 2010, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by adits

Is that so??? I thought VW had tied up with some West Bengal based company called Das Auto

Dude 'Das Auto' in German means 'The Car'

But this is even more funnier... "Daas Auto" LOL

20th January 2010, 16:34	#3940
sammyboy Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ggn/Dehradun Posts: 1,842 Thanked: 526 Times View My Garage	^^ i10 Auto by such logic we could have a 20 auto thing too other answer could be Volkswagen (Das Auto ) Last edited by sammyboy : 20th January 2010 at 16:35.

19th January 2010, 17:20	#3931
EssYouWe Senior - BHPian Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lucknow Posts: 1,391 Thanked: 18 Times	A comma is all the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse

19th January 2010, 17:48	#3932
safari_lover Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bengaluru / Bagdal Posts: 1,155 Thanked: 785 Times	Good one there, EssYouWe. Here's one that I read recently, Q: What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage. A: In love marriage you marry your gf; in arranged marriage you marry someone else's gf!

19th January 2010, 21:37	#3933
Ranjan Sharma BANNED Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Benga'loo'ru Posts: 290 Thanked: 2 Times View My Garage	Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi. Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?

20th January 2010, 08:28	#3934
Nitronium BHPian Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 407 Thanked: 94 Times	@ Bivin Ah! Finally, someone who enjoys collegehumor as much as I do

20th January 2010, 12:02	#3935
jasonbourne BHPian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chennai Posts: 192 Thanked: 223 Times View My Garage	Nice one EssYouWe!! That was a wonderful way to empahsize how funny English really is!!

20th January 2010, 16:22	#3937
clevermax Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tvm/Amsterdam Posts: 2,112 Thanked: 2,899 Times View My Garage	Ok this one's my own, it's more a PJ than a joke. Qn: Which car is equivalent to 10 autorikshaws? (I'll wait for the answers before I post it )

20th January 2010, 16:34	#3941
Rocky_Balboa BHPian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Namma Bengalooru Posts: 693 Thanked: 407 Times View My Garage	Any VW car? Das Auto?!

20th January 2010, 16:41	#3943
benbsb29 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Brisbane Posts: 10,104 Thanked: 14,191 Times View My Garage	I thought of Das Auto as well.. but then it was already answered.