"Batuk , look who's here to teach the Gujarati Brothers about marketing !"
Speaking of Gujju business sense I remebered one more. I don't mind if it is condored.
American school teacher: Who will tell me God's name for 10$ ?
James: Pope John Paul
George: St. Peter.
Teacher: Absolutely correct, here you go, how did you know?
Jignes: I knew it was Krishna but kya karen dhanda toh dhanda hain na ? (after all business is business)