Mumbai / Pune Jhinga Meet - UPDATED WITH PICS/REPORT

Sam Kapasi · 11th September 2006, 17:09

I just got into mumbai. Looks like you guys had a blast. Pity I wasn't there.

GTO · 11th September 2006, 17:11

If I can make it, will be a last minute thingie.

kooldude · 11th September 2006, 17:47

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Originally Posted by normally_crazy

@ Pdev - veggie options are available, no worries.
@ kooldude - if coming from Navi Mumbai , hook up with Power Freak.

buddy now i stay in sion

xtreme power · 11th September 2006, 22:01

kool dude....no problems...ill pick u up
why no car anyways???????

Also no thoughts about going to bharat excellency

anku · 11th September 2006, 22:49

hay guys is this meet going to happen or has done up

iraghava · 12th September 2006, 00:03

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Originally Posted by anku

hay guys is this meet going to happen or has done up

Please take the effort of reading the complete thread before posting your queries. The meet is going to happen on this friday the 15th of September.

team dragstar · 12th September 2006, 18:31

sorry for the last time guys.. my car is entering her sweet sixteen and throwing tantrums..

couldnt make it for the last time coz the breaks got screwed .
surely in on friday...
plus get ready for a surprise... pm me for details..

elf · 12th September 2006, 18:43

Ooooh! A surprise...

viper · 12th September 2006, 19:40

Hey Guys/Mods,

How about inviting the wives/girlfriends/boyfriends as well. Would love to bring my wife along but she would prefer some company. Hey Elf get your wifey along.

Gets a bit difficult for us married guys to keep going for boys nights regularly if you know what I mean.
Viper

elf · 12th September 2006, 20:07

With the kinda intellectual discussions on maternal / sisternal (is that a word??) & other such incestuous relationships that are expected in a rustic Punjabi meet, methinks only chicks with cast-iron ears & stomachs should be invited. Or not.

What we can do for the chix later, is probably have a wine & cheese evening, where we shall all behave like the perfect gentlemen our wives / girlfriends think we are. We shall arrive at the venue in our rides of choice, duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside), with us duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside). We shall then ask the maitre'd for our table very quietly at the reception, enjoy our wine, cheese & hors d'ouvres, partake of the main course, enjoy a fine after dinner brandy & cigar, & shall politely depart from the venue after bidding all a very good night & a safe journey home.

On the other hand, the scheduled plan for the upcoming members meet on Friday September 15th, 2006 at 2100 hrs (blind / illiterate members please note), is as under:

Don't bathe for at least 2-3 days before the meet.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Enter car.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Start engine.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Rev her till she warms up (the car, not your sister ya moron).
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Spin out of parking place.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Drive to Lamba's, Pal's, Dara's, other such designated place.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Stop car upon arrival & viewing of other members already present.
Address the assembled crowd, commencing with "teri behen-di-p*****".
Teri behen-di-p***** (just for luck).
Park car.
Get out of car.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Proceed to heartily hug / slap / kick / maim other assembled members by way of greeting.
Teri behen-di-p*****. This can not be substituted at this point of time.
One designated member, after an on-the-spot election, shall ask the owner / head-waiter / taxi fellow for a table thus: "Oi Teri behen-di-p*****! Table lagaa, teri behen-di-p*****".
Proceed to eat / throw food like apes in the zoo.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Now explore other alternatives to "Teri behen-di-p*****"
When bill finally arrives, argue over bill amount / who ate what / quality of food / quantity of food / splitting the cheque.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Refuse to pay.
Get beaten by bouncers.
Teri behen-di-p*****.
Pay bill.
Leave.
Don't sleep - Teri behen-di-p*****!!! Come home to post report.

For all you girlies who're about to start crying that there's been no alcohol mentioned, it is official T-BHP policy - don't drink & abuse. Therefore we can't.

Attention Extra Sensitive Types:
The phrase "Teri behen-di-p*****" stands for Teri behen-di-parking lot.
What did you think, ya pervert?

gr8guzzler · 12th September 2006, 22:15

ELF...you are a riot, can't wait to meet you in person...BTW when do we decide the designated spot???

iraghava · 12th September 2006, 22:54

Sorry guys but I wouldn't be able to make it for this meet. Got a throat infection yesterday & today I'm down with Viral :-( I was really looking forward to visiting Mumbai & meeting all you people but well I think next time around I'll definetely be there.

Elf paaji appko sorry hai lakh-lakh apologiyan for my ditching. Tussi aisa karin, mere behalf naal sab khotyan to jee bhar ke wadiya-wadiya gaaliyan sunain. Saada mun is baat which garden-garden ho jaga see!!

Enjoy the meet guys & please take videos so we can all see what Mumbaiyya-Punjabi sounds like!

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Originally Posted by elf

For all you girlies who're about to start crying that there's been no alcohol mentioned, it is official T-BHP policy - don't drink & abuse. Therefore we can't.

Yup and as you can see this policy was strictly enforced personally by me during the last Delhi meet

Quote:

Originally Posted by elf

Attention Extra Sensitive Types:
The phrase "Teri behen-di-p*****" stands for Teri behen-di-parking lot.
What did you think, ya pervert?

Yeah right!!!

manson · 12th September 2006, 23:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by iraghava

today I'm down with Viral

i hope you're aware that viral is a very common gujju name

@viper: it could be lets say elf's b'day this friday!!

manson.

iraghava · 12th September 2006, 23:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by manson

i hope you're aware that viral is a very common gujju name

LOL Ok didn't know that so let me clarify I'm down with Viral Fever!

Hope that settles the issue

elf · 13th September 2006, 02:32

Oi, Manson! Teri behen-di-parking-lot!
Mainu birthday-shirthday nahin hai, on that day at least, puttar! If we pre-decide that it's my birthday, then there wouldn't be any point to points 25 to 29 of my previous post, khote!

Although I spoke with him, Viral / iraghava, it's really a pity our original Punjabi tutor (or is it uffer or midrez) will not be there due to his sickness. However, he shall be on the speakerphone with us (I'll call you) & in spirit (although wouldn't really want him in my bottle of Absolut). Get changaa soon buddy, & see you on the next one.

I may bring a jigri yaar along... No, not my wifey. That will be for the civilized wine & cheese meet planned after the next meet which is a Bawa meet. Mebbe we can combine the two...

Looking forward to Friday. Please post your confirmations & votes on the jagah soon.

View Poll Results: Puttar's seafood meet venue
Oi! I say Pals' Fish Corner at Bandra.	3	16.67%
You know nothing, ji! I want Lamba puttar's jagah at Chembur.	8	44.44%
Gaddhe, come to Dara paaji's Dhaba at Dahisar, it's better than those two above.	2	11.11%
Sab bakwaas hai. I'm eating at home.	5	27.78%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

11th September 2006, 17:09	#76
Sam Kapasi Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mumbai (but wat Posts: 6,997 Thanked: 2,378 Times View My Garage	I just got into mumbai. Looks like you guys had a blast. Pity I wasn't there.
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11th September 2006, 17:11	#77
GTO Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 70,546 Thanked: 300,788 Times View My Garage	If I can make it, will be a last minute thingie.
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11th September 2006, 22:01	#79
xtreme power BHPian Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: mumbai Posts: 732 Thanked: 75 Times View My Garage	kool dude....no problems...ill pick u up why no car anyways??????? Also no thoughts about going to bharat excellency
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11th September 2006, 22:49	#80
anku BANNED Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 254 Thanked: 128 Times View My Garage	hay guys is this meet going to happen or has done up
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12th September 2006, 18:31	#82
team dragstar BHPian Join Date: May 2006 Location: mumbai Posts: 80 Thanked: 0 Times View My Garage	sorry for the last time guys.. my car is entering her sweet sixteen and throwing tantrums.. couldnt make it for the last time coz the breaks got screwed . surely in on friday... plus get ready for a surprise... pm me for details..
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12th September 2006, 18:43	#83
elf BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 13 Times View My Garage	Ooooh! A surprise...
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12th September 2006, 19:40	#84
viper BANNED Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,773 Thanked: 19 Times	Hey Guys/Mods, How about inviting the wives/girlfriends/boyfriends as well. Would love to bring my wife along but she would prefer some company. Hey Elf get your wifey along. Gets a bit difficult for us married guys to keep going for boys nights regularly if you know what I mean. Viper
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12th September 2006, 20:07	#85
elf BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 13 Times View My Garage	Wine & Cheese anyone ...? With the kinda intellectual discussions on maternal / sisternal (is that a word??) & other such incestuous relationships that are expected in a rustic Punjabi meet, methinks only chicks with cast-iron ears & stomachs should be invited. Or not. What we can do for the chix later, is probably have a wine & cheese evening, where we shall all behave like the perfect gentlemen our wives / girlfriends think we are. We shall arrive at the venue in our rides of choice, duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside), with us duly polished & gleaming (both outside & inside). We shall then ask the maitre'd for our table very quietly at the reception, enjoy our wine, cheese & hors d'ouvres, partake of the main course, enjoy a fine after dinner brandy & cigar, & shall politely depart from the venue after bidding all a very good night & a safe journey home. On the other hand, the scheduled plan for the upcoming members meet on Friday September 15th, 2006 at 2100 hrs (blind / illiterate members please note), is as under: Don't bathe for at least 2-3 days before the meet. Teri behen-di-p***. Enter car. Teri behen-di-p*. Start engine. Teri behen-di-p**. Rev her till she warms up (the car, not your sister ya moron). Teri behen-di-p**. Spin out of parking place. Teri behen-di-p*. Drive to Lamba's, Pal's, Dara's, other such designated place. Teri behen-di-p*. Stop car upon arrival & viewing of other members already present. Address the assembled crowd, commencing with "teri behen-di-p*". Teri behen-di-p*** (just for luck). Park car. Get out of car. Teri behen-di-p***. Proceed to heartily hug / slap / kick / maim other assembled members by way of greeting. Teri behen-di-p*. This can not be substituted at this point of time. One designated member, after an on-the-spot election, shall ask the owner / head-waiter / taxi fellow for a table thus: "Oi Teri behen-di-p*! Table lagaa, teri behen-di-p*". Proceed to eat / throw food like apes in the zoo. Teri behen-di-p*. Now explore other alternatives to "Teri behen-di-p*" When bill finally arrives, argue over bill amount / who ate what / quality of food / quantity of food / splitting the cheque. Teri behen-di-p*. Refuse to pay. Get beaten by bouncers. Teri behen-di-p*. Pay bill. Leave. Don't sleep - Teri behen-di-p*!!! Come home to post report. For all you girlies who're about to start crying that there's been no alcohol mentioned, it is official T-BHP policy - don't drink & abuse. Therefore we can't. Attention Extra Sensitive Types: The phrase "Teri behen-di-p**" stands for Teri behen-di-parking lot. What did you think, ya pervert? Last edited by elf : 12th September 2006 at 20:14.*
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12th September 2006, 22:15	#86
gr8guzzler BHPian Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Navi Mumbai Posts: 653 Thanked: 87 Times View My Garage	ELF...you are a riot, can't wait to meet you in person...BTW when do we decide the designated spot??? Last edited by gr8guzzler : 12th September 2006 at 22:16.
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13th September 2006, 02:32	#90
elf BANNED Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bombay Posts: 1,039 Thanked: 13 Times View My Garage	Oi, Manson! Teri behen-di-parking-lot! Mainu birthday-shirthday nahin hai, on that day at least, puttar! If we pre-decide that it's my birthday, then there wouldn't be any point to points 25 to 29 of my previous post, khote! Although I spoke with him, Viral / iraghava, it's really a pity our original Punjabi tutor (or is it uffer or midrez) will not be there due to his sickness. However, he shall be on the speakerphone with us (I'll call you) & in spirit (although wouldn't really want him in my bottle of Absolut). Get changaa soon buddy, & see you on the next one. I may bring a jigri yaar along... No, not my wifey. That will be for the civilized wine & cheese meet planned after the next meet which is a Bawa meet. Mebbe we can combine the two... Looking forward to Friday. Please post your confirmations & votes on the jagah soon. Last edited by elf : 13th September 2006 at 02:45.
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