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View Poll Results: Puttar's seafood meet venue
Oi! I say Pals' Fish Corner at Bandra. 3 16.67%
You know nothing, ji! I want Lamba puttar's jagah at Chembur. 8 44.44%
Gaddhe, come to Dara paaji's Dhaba at Dahisar, it's better than those two above. 2 11.11%
Sab bakwaas hai. I'm eating at home. 5 27.78%
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Old 13th September 2006, 12:30   #91
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Hey rab. ROTFLMB(loody)AO....!!! How the heck did I miss such a changa thread... Elf paaji, thuaddi bhaasha-vaasha vaddi super-shuper haega. Bahut time de baad assi itnee Punjabi inglis-vich translate-shanslate maara si. Tussi moto da elf nahin ho paaji, tussi Santa de elf ho....
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OK... pardon my ignoramus.. but WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE...
Are we meeting.. is it going to be English or HINGLISH or Punjabi..
Ignore my previous post.. I'm in..
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Old 13th September 2006, 12:47   #93
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veyron1: I presume you're referring to mainu cousin, Santa Singh.

The meet should happen at Lamba's, at least IMHO (in mainu humble opinion-shopinion).
It'll be a nice-ish drive for most. Don't ask me for directions - it's near the Sion Circle (which one...?).

Also, everybody should be assembled there by 2100 hrs sharp. Latecomers shall not be allowed the usage of any invectives under any circumstances. That's another of TBHP's rules.
All you cranky buddhas simply pull up your mojas & come there ji.
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Old 13th September 2006, 13:02   #94
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Oi! 2L8uLoose: Tussi what kind of Punjabi munda are you ji? Tussi no understand?? Khote! Meet-sheet is in istrict Rustic Bad Punjabi ji. Which (not vich) means that any Punjabi gal (not gurl) you know has to be inserted into strategic-shategic points of the conversation, peppered by their grammar. The grammar is very simple - substitute all commas, full-stops, exclamations, & sentence endings with "Teri behen-di-p*****".

Tussi Bush paaji da avatar sadaa changaa hai ji. What a nice pugdi the boy is wearing. I didn't even know he was Sikh. He should wear a net in his beard though, else people might mistake him for a jihadi.
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@elf... hahahahahahahaha.. this ones even better than the pic I have... OYE SEND YAAR!!
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Old 13th September 2006, 14:03   #96
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How about inviting the wives/girlfriends/boyfriends as well. Would love to bring my wife along but she would prefer some company. Hey Elf get your wifey along.
Just one problem mate - the location aint conducive for getting along your better halves. They wont even enter places like these - forget eating.

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Gets a bit difficult for us married guys to keep going for boys nights regularly if you know what I mean.
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Seems like Viper is still in recovery mode after the las meet eh ?? Heavy reprecussions ?
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Old 13th September 2006, 15:26   #97
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yeah members lambha of chembur is a hardcore jingha and booze place no way r u gonna take a girl over there
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Old 13th September 2006, 15:42   #98
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A bit serious now...

OK, guys, need to get a bit serious now.

We (me primarily) need to stop using the phrase "Teri behen-di-p*****" and all variations / permutations / combinations / allusions thereof.

It seems that it's become quite a hit all over the forum, & that the post is now in danger of being deleted. So in the interests of integrity, honour, & other such alien concepts to half you bums, I now request you all to cease & desist, teri behen-di-p*****.

On my part too, I shall refrain from using the aforementioned phrase, viz "teri behen-di-p*****".

See you all on Friday, my Punjab da Puttars!
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Oye Pappe Shappe,

Bahut ho gayi punjabi, ab aaja english mode mein. Lets decide the venue and timings asap and mods please out it up on the top page with confirmations. For the record I am in with official permission.

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Hey,

Sorry for double post could not edit in time. I suggest Mini Punjab at Bandra but am game to whatever the majority decide. Just make sure the Veg food(read Paneer) is good and we get alcohol(not beer only). To the best of my knowledge following are confirmed.

Viper
GTO
Rtech
2l8uloose
Ford Rocam
Normally Crazy
Manson
Elf - Our host(he is giving his birthday treat)
Yogi1771
Gr8guzzler
Kooldude
Xtreme Power
Sam Kapasi
Team Dragster
Amit_Sound + 1
Dippy + 1
F50


Any changes please update. I suggest we meet at 9.30pm whatever the venue. Late comers don't worry we will not wait to order.

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Old 13th September 2006, 18:52   #101
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halle tak main confirm nayi kita si... te hune main confirrm karda haan... ki main apni gaddi laike aa reya haan... je koi sher de puttaran nu lift chahidi hove... taan U R WELCOME o yaar!!!

Te aa jao... hun "Chak Daiye Phattey"...
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halle tak main confirm nayi kita si... te hune main confirrm karda haan... ki main apni gaddi laike aa reya haan... je koi sher de puttaran nu lift chahidi hove... taan U R WELCOME o yaar!!!

Te aa jao... hun "Chak Daiye Phattey"...
Hehehe couldn't stop myself!

"Oi Ford Rocam nikla gaddi leke"

And so the song goes.........
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Old 13th September 2006, 19:09   #103
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@Ford_Rocam: Tussi avatar pickchar is even better than 2L8Ulose!
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FR paaji tusi milne julne di liye vi pagh paa ke aana, sanu thodi company shompanieeee hi ho jayegi
main hun vi sab nu aakhdaan haan ki dara de dhabe hi chalde haan, khane, teri behen-di-p*****". te beer de naal thodi baauutt drive viee ho jayegi.

RT: ??

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Old 14th September 2006, 09:29   #105
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FR paaji tusi milne julne di liye vi pagh paa ke aana, sanu thodi company shompanieeee hi ho jayegi
main hun vi sab nu aakhdaan haan ki dara de dhabe hi chalde haan, khane, teri behen-di-p*****". te beer de naal thodi baauutt drive viee ho jayegi.

RT: ??

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... bhrava koshish karanga... te je apaan gal kariye milan di... mainu lag da hai... ki je apaan daare kole jaan lage... taan traffic ch bure fasu... o tainu nahi pataa hona... raati ais passe traffic di koi haddh nai...ais layi mainu taan hun wi lambe da puttar hi sahi faisla lag da peya hai ...

... te baki taan jithe saareyaan di khushi hove... mainu challu...

@RT = bhrava tu khabraa na... assi tainu vi punjabi-shanjabi sakha deyan gey..

@ELF = o khoteya... je dil saadha punjabi... tey bush da ki?
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