The Official Joke thread

Mr.Boss · 5th January 2015, 09:44

Beware of HR guys

(with no offense)

benbsb29 · 5th January 2015, 09:57

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Originally Posted by Mr.Boss

Beware of HR guys

(with no offense)
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I dont suppose anyone will take offense, especially when it comes from someone with the handle "Mr.Boss".

Thad E Ginathom · 5th January 2015, 15:39

No offence? Ha! Companies used to have departments called "Personnel" that simply did useful things like looking after the payroll, taxes, pensions, and all the employment admin stuff. But that didn't make anybody feel important or give them a position of power in the company, so they thought of calling themselves Human Resources, and getting staffed with all the office-politics, manipulative people.

Bring on the jokes, and never mind the offence!

... and then we'll have a go at consultants

saket77 · 10th January 2015, 12:00

This morning while driving, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

Now, as a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my legs, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers.

poised2drive · 11th January 2015, 00:14

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Originally Posted by saket77

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Damn women drivers.

Haha !! Lol !!
So it does mean the men are not as alert as they claim to be, doesn;t it ? !!

I am not sure if there are any female bhpians and if there are any, this one will be saved in their pc for sure

!

ramzsys · 11th January 2015, 06:42

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

So it does mean the men are not as alert as they claim to be, doesn;t it ? !!

You are indeed missing a vital point. Men are not as alert as they claim to be when there is a woman(in a Cadillac or otherwise) around.

frictionangel · 11th January 2015, 08:50

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Originally Posted by poised2drive

I am not sure if there are any female bhpians and if there are any, this one will be saved in their pc for sure

!

There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!

poised2drive · 11th January 2015, 10:46

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Originally Posted by ramzsys

You are indeed missing a vital point. Men are not as alert as they claim to be when there is a woman(in a Cadillac or otherwise) around.

Oh ! How did I miss that ?
Indeed I turn wiser now !!

VintageSree · 11th January 2015, 12:07

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Originally Posted by frictionangel

There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!

You missed the all important one..while DRIVING! :sly:

Thad E Ginathom · 11th January 2015, 12:52

This is a bit serious for the joke thread, but I have just one recent thought on the gender issue --- that I am deeply disappointed to see women driving as badly and stupidly as men!

Gannu_1 · 12th January 2015, 14:55

Looks like someone ticked off Shelob.

Plus bad parking manners.

In the meantime, somewhere in Russia:

And this looks like a very novel idea.

We have a notice board here and I am getting some ideas already!

Source: Imgur

poised2drive · 12th January 2015, 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by frictionangel

There are many. I am one. And yes, definitely saving that (although it does imply that men can shave, talk on the phone and eat at the same time, which is an interesting level of multi tasking)!

Yeah, men can shave, talk on phone, eat.... and crash into someone and land behind bars/ in Hospital ward too !!

frictionangel · 12th January 2015, 16:35

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Originally Posted by VintageSree

You missed the all important one..while DRIVING! :sly:

Well, he wasn't really driving, was he?

saket77 · 12th January 2015, 17:39

Gosh! I hope you guys will not post about me in the 'bad driver's thread' taking cue from here!

IronH4WK · 13th January 2015, 15:10

People who built a PC will know

5th January 2015, 09:44	#8686
Mr.Boss Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: GPS signal lost Posts: 2,847 Thanked: 7,588 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Beware of HR guys (with no offense) Last edited by Mr.Boss : 5th January 2015 at 09:45.

5th January 2015, 15:39	#8688
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,471 Thanked: 30,161 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread No offence? Ha! Companies used to have departments called "Personnel" that simply did useful things like looking after the payroll, taxes, pensions, and all the employment admin stuff. But that didn't make anybody feel important or give them a position of power in the company, so they thought of calling themselves Human Resources, and getting staffed with all the office-politics, manipulative people. Bring on the jokes, and never mind the offence! ... and then we'll have a go at consultants

10th January 2015, 12:00	#8689
saket77 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: India Posts: 4,854 Thanked: 14,793 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This morning while driving, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac, doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. Now, as a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned my legs, ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers.

11th January 2015, 12:52	#8695
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,471 Thanked: 30,161 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread This is a bit serious for the joke thread, but I have just one recent thought on the gender issue --- that I am deeply disappointed to see women driving as badly and stupidly as men!

12th January 2015, 14:55	#8696
Gannu_1 Team-BHP Support Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Madras Posts: 7,341 Thanked: 20,689 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Looks like someone ticked off Shelob. Plus bad parking manners. In the meantime, somewhere in Russia: And this looks like a very novel idea. We have a notice board here and I am getting some ideas already! Source: Imgur

12th January 2015, 17:39	#8699
saket77 Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: India Posts: 4,854 Thanked: 14,793 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Gosh! I hope you guys will not post about me in the 'bad driver's thread' taking cue from here! Last edited by saket77 : 12th January 2015 at 17:43.

13th January 2015, 15:10	#8700
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,153 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread People who built a PC will know

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