The Official Joke thread

Warwithwheels · 12th October 2012, 22:52

So the next time when the Q at the bank takes longer than usual, you know the reason

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carwatcher · 15th October 2012, 21:30

I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/
Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines.

khoj · 15th October 2012, 23:42

Faking news indeed, even the cops in the picture are from another state, TN I think.

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Originally Posted by carwatcher

I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/
Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines.

Come on you really aren't asking that now!

The gist of my post was that the FN guys are thorough even with the snaps, don't know if you took it otherwise. Did ya?

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Originally Posted by carwatcher

Thanks for the 'confirmation'.
BTW did you also realise that I have posted it on Jokes thread.

carwatcher · 15th October 2012, 23:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by khoj

Faking news indeed, even the cops in the picture are from another state, TN I think.

Thanks for the 'confirmation'.
BTW did you also realise that I have posted it on Jokes thread.

travelwriter · 16th October 2012, 10:14

Famous quotes:

"I understood true happiness only when I got married. But by then, it was too late."

"A woman drove me to drink. And I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her."

IronH4WK · 17th October 2012, 15:41

enough said, you know what it is

mustysekhon · 21st October 2012, 15:36

Could not resist adding to the logo.

Tejas@perioimpl · 23rd October 2012, 15:17

HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!

On Eastern express highway
Navratan tel in my hair
Warm smell of theplas
rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My had(head) grew havy(heavy), aney, my sight grew dim
It was Hetal ben I was right!

There she stood on the highway
I heard the ringtone bale(bell)
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele
Then she lit up a metch(match) stick and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thote I heard them say...

Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Planty of food at disco dandiya
Nine nights of year, you can find it here

Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs
She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais!
How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat
Some go arararara, and some forgat!

So I called Baku fui's husband
please bring my chaas
he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas
End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey!
Wake you up in the middle of ratrau
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to night of disco dandiya
Such a lovely base
Underneath your drase

They shakin it up at disco dandiya
what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais!

Mirrors on the ghagra choli
Pink odhni that is supakk nice
Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's
And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole,
They gaythered for the feast
They eat it all with gusto
and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat!

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the loo
I had to wait back
for people to finish before
Relax said Bakul maasa
We are programmed to receive
You can EAT as much as you want
But you cannot just SHEET!!

Hotel California will never be the same!!

AlphaKilo · 23rd October 2012, 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!
Hotel California will never be the same!!

You just killed the song the best possible way! Did you compose it by yourself?

Tejas@perioimpl · 23rd October 2012, 15:53

^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16.

ninjatalli · 23rd October 2012, 16:01

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Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16.

Hetal Ben - lol!!!! Where does one compose such gems! I'm

like an idiot since last 5-10 mins, with all around me wondering if I have gone mad!

Swanand Inamdar · 23rd October 2012, 17:08

Ninja, that makes the two of us!
Im like -

ever since i read it!

Truly, Hotel California will never be the same again!
Ingenious, the person who wrote this gem!

selfdrive · 23rd October 2012, 17:17

^^ 3rd one reporting sir. Our organisation would wonder whats going on

Now I am sure we will remember this whenever we hear the track next.

Bakul fui, ha ha has me in splits...

It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!!

amitwlele · 23rd October 2012, 17:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tejas@perioimpl

HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION!

This is hilarious

but i do appreciate the efforts being put in this.

Weird Al Yankovic should be asked to perform this now or maybe Devang Patel.

ritzy · 23rd October 2012, 18:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by selfdrive

It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!!

Hey I just did it at my home. OMG, its so much of fun.

Great stuff.

12th October 2012, 22:52	#7456
Warwithwheels Senior - BHPian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: India Posts: 1,353 Thanked: 1,762 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread So the next time when the Q at the bank takes longer than usual, you know the reason

15th October 2012, 21:30	#7457
carwatcher Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bardez, Goa Posts: 1,181 Thanked: 1,033 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread I am sure the website in question has to be T-BHP. http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/10/ma...ules-in-delhi/ Finally a T-Bhpian makes it to the Headlines.

16th October 2012, 10:14	#7460
travelwriter BHPian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hyderabad Posts: 302 Thanked: 120 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Famous quotes: "I understood true happiness only when I got married. But by then, it was too late." "A woman drove me to drink. And I didn't even have the courtesy to thank her."

17th October 2012, 15:41	#7461
IronH4WK Senior - BHPian Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 3,468 Thanked: 4,153 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread enough said, you know what it is

21st October 2012, 15:36	#7462
mustysekhon BHPian Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Jaggery Village Posts: 68 Thanked: 66 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Could not resist adding to the logo. Attached Thumbnails

23rd October 2012, 15:17	#7463
Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,428 Thanked: 9,765 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread HOTEL CALIFORNIA - GUJJU VERSION! On Eastern express highway Navratan tel in my hair Warm smell of theplas rising up in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light My had(head) grew havy(heavy), aney, my sight grew dim It was Hetal ben I was right! There she stood on the highway I heard the ringtone bale(bell) And I was thinking to myself This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele Then she lit up a metch(match) stick and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor I thote I heard them say... Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya Such a lovely place Such a lovely face Planty of food at disco dandiya Nine nights of year, you can find it here Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais! How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat Some go arararara, and some forgat! So I called Baku fui's husband please bring my chaas he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey! Wake you up in the middle of ratrau Just to hear them say... Welcome to night of disco dandiya Such a lovely base Underneath your drase They shakin it up at disco dandiya what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais! Mirrors on the ghagra choli Pink odhni that is supakk nice Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole, They gaythered for the feast They eat it all with gusto and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat! Last thing I remember, I was Running for the loo I had to wait back for people to finish before Relax said Bakul maasa We are programmed to receive You can EAT as much as you want But you cannot just SHEET!! Hotel California will never be the same!!

23rd October 2012, 15:53	#7465
Tejas@perioimpl Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bombay Posts: 4,428 Thanked: 9,765 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread ^ Nah, got it as a forward from V16.

23rd October 2012, 17:08	#7467
Swanand Inamdar Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,644 Thanked: 587 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ninja, that makes the two of us! Im like - ever since i read it! Truly, Hotel California will never be the same again! Ingenious, the person who wrote this gem! Last edited by Swanand Inamdar : 23rd October 2012 at 17:09.

23rd October 2012, 17:17	#7468
selfdrive Senior - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Zurich Posts: 2,960 Thanked: 3,575 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread ^^ 3rd one reporting sir. Our organisation would wonder whats going on Now I am sure we will remember this whenever we hear the track next. Bakul fui, ha ha has me in splits... It would be fun to try this lyric sheet on karaoke!!