[v1p3r]

Our delightful chemistry teacher, Mr Appa Reddy: 'When your class goes na, I will break hundred temples on coconuts to pray your class doesn't come to me next year.'

The temples didn't take to it too kindly, because we were there to greet him on the first day of the following year.

[maddy42]

Our PT teacher MR Rai was famous for these
I will kick you with the BELT!!!
Both of you three fallout.

[Zappo]

Originally Posted by Samurai

Actually I have heard a better version. The lecturer got very angry with a student, but couldn't remember to say Get Out. So, he walked out and called the student out saying "Come here" and once the student was out, he said "Stay here" and then walked in.

Ok. The version I knew was the teacher went to the student and said "Follow me". And walked out of the class. When the student followed him and came out of the class he simply said "Now don't follow me" and walked back in.

[vito_parry]

[FONT=Arial Black][COLOR=red][SIZE=2]Problems may come but u must take it as a "ROYAL CHALLENGE




Otherwise people will call u an " OLD MONK"



And stick a "BLACK LABEL" to u.




But u must fight like "NAPOLEAN",




Live like a " BAGPIPER ",



Strut around like " JHONNY WALKER",



Work till "8PM",



Think like a " DIRECTOR SPECIAL"



And do not forget the cute little "BLACK DOG"



Then your life will be like an "IMPERIAL BLUE"



And if you do above things there will be good value for your "SIGNATURE "



! ! ! Cheers ! ! ! [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

[vito_parry]

Here are some more cartoons for you to enjoy! Have a great day!!!!!

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[Mission_Safari]

If i consider my version as 'good' then Samurai's is better and Zappo's is the best..

[vito_parry]

A Child's play....

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
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"ME."

[paras211]

a prof explaining that libido is stronger in equitorial regions.Two girls offended walk out.Witty prof: where you girls going there's no direct flight to africa now.

a friends brother in school got a shouting for trying to make fun of the teacher.coz he argured that the adjective form of cow is bovine and not mooey .Horse is equistrine and not horsy.

Flashback
same teacher 5 yrs ago takes a friend to the headmistress because he argued that the same part of the sentence cant be the subject as well as the predicate.

[Mission_Safari]

Got this in a mail and the message was 'Don't stay away from your home too long'

[manikjeet]

Originally Posted by bblost

have you heard the other classic:
open the windows and let the atmosphere come in!"

and the best one i have heard is

please keep quit the principal is rotating in the corridor
i have two daughters both are girls

[RajaTaurus]

I am sure we all use phonetic alphabets widely... (Alpha-Bravo-Charlie-Delta...)
When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!

[Sam Kapasi]

Originally Posted by RajaTaurus

I can see the person explaining on the phone. Our company is called BESA. Bombay Elephant Security Apple.

HAHAHA Priceless!!!

[jkdas]

nice one Raj.

and

"Our company to be supply"

"Your company to be supply"

[DriverR]

Originally Posted by RajaTaurus

I am sure we all use phonetic alphabets widely... (Alpha-Bravo-Charlie-Delta...)
When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!

Bombay Elephant Security Apple Infrastructure Ltd Tooo Much!!!

[Mack]

That is hilarious . Maybe you should send it to Readers Digest - nominate it in All in a Day's Work...Made my day.

Originally Posted by RajaTaurus

I am sure we all use phonetic alphabets widely... (Alpha-Bravo-Charlie-Delta...)
When We tried to spell our company name which is BEFESA Infrastructure (P) Limited and see what we got a quotation for hiring a boat...!!! They heard it as BESA and see what we received....!!!!