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Old 19th October 2011, 22:40   #5476
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You missed the bit about the extra engine in front,which turned to jelly!
Oh yeah,sherry is a man.good line from the reporter.
best one was "bekaabu ferrari"...lmao
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Say Cheeeese!
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Old 20th October 2011, 12:21   #5478
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You missed the bit about the extra engine in front,which turned to jelly!
Oh yeah,sherry is a man.good line from the reporter.
Looks like the guys were decent drinkers. They even drink Mineral water out of plastic glasses while riding in a car.
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I'll ask my classmates to try this and see if it works or not!

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Old 20th October 2011, 13:43   #5480
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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will NOT have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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I read about the three-point lease program here, but why bother with such prices!
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Old 20th October 2011, 14:31   #5482
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After looking at the S class price, its high time Bangalore BHPians stop complaining about high prices, taxes and petrol prices!
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Safest bicycle rider!!? I dont know... you decide!
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Old 20th October 2011, 17:06   #5484
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A guy from the East Coast is on holiday in the Mid-West, and is visiting an Indian Reservation. He see's a sign outside a tepee that says "I have perfect memory - ask me a question, only $1."

The guy enters the tepee and there is an old man inside. He says to him "Ok then, what did you have for breakfast 2 years ago today?"

"Eggs" says the old man.

"Aaah..you could say anything you like, I won't know if you're making it up!" says the guy, chucks $1 towards the old man and leaves.

15 years later, the guy is again on holiday in the same area, with his wife and kids. He see's the same tepee with the same sign in front and the old man sitting outside.

To impress his wife and kids that he can speak Indian Talk ( he had picked up a book about Dakota Sioux Indians from the library), he goes up to the old man, raises his open palm towards him, and says "Hauw!"

"Fried" came back the reply.

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer: May i see your licence?

Lady: what does it look like?

Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'

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Wife to Her Husband on Phone: "Where are you?"

Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said:

"Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day"

Wife, with a smile & blushing: "Yeah, I remember that my love!"

Husband: "I'm in the coffee shop just next to that shop".

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Old 20th October 2011, 18:48   #5485
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sad but true

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Say Cheeeese!
I saw a similar photo on facebook where the comment was something like "nice pic, bhabhi looks gorgeous".
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This is very true, right?

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Success is not always what you think it is
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I woke up one morning and said "Good Morning" in a rather romantic tome to my wife, the reaction was rather unexpected. Her response was, "How could you do this?" followed by a grumpy face. I just kept quite not wanting to start the day with an argument, but then kept wondering what did I do wrong? I'm sure a lot of you would've experienced this!

Then after a couple of minutes I take the courage to ask her and here is what she said, I dreamt that we were at a party but you were with another woman!!! I was like but then I just laughed out loud and managed to calm her down. But then at the back of my mind was wondering who could that have been as I didn't have the courage to ask my wife about that
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I woke up one morning and said "Good Morning" in a rather romantic tome to my wife, the reaction was rather unexpected. Her response was, "How could you do this?" followed by a grumpy face. I just kept quite not wanting to start the day with an argument, but then kept wondering what did I do wrong? I'm sure a lot of you would've experienced this!

Then after a couple of minutes I take the courage to ask her and here is what she said, I dreamt that we were at a party but you were with another woman!!! I was like but then I just laughed out loud and managed to calm her down. But then at the back of my mind was wondering who could that have been as I didn't have the courage to ask my wife about that
hehe.. don't push your luck. you might end up on the couch
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