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Old 16th February 2015, 16:46   #8746
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Got it through WhatsApp forward.
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Old 17th February 2015, 01:28   #8747
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Old 17th February 2015, 17:54   #8748
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I know I am off topic Still cannot resist the temptation to ask how much this set up cost you.
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Who was that expert driver ?


And the driver couldn't help himself from performing his own version of the epic split

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Old 18th February 2015, 18:51   #8750
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I know I am off topic Still cannot resist the temptation to ask how much this set up cost you.
that's not my setup, got it off the internet surely it will come to about a 1L+ (i'm guessing).

but this one (The Computer & Configuration Thread) cost me around 55k.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
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Some of the biggest lies ever told?

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Wife sent this over WhatsApp:

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Why are men not allowed to give advice in Love columns of magazines

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Hi! I'm a lady aged 26, married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2 km from home and my car engine started to overheat so I had to turn back and get another car. When I got home I found my husband romancing with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

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Dear anonymous.
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused due to several reasons. You need to check your engine oil and coolant water levels in your car periodically. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you!
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Some of the biggest lies ever told?

- There are sexy singles in your area.
That's not false!

What's false is the idea that they want anything to do with me
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This had to be shared here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/...?frame=2196460
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The parts-guys at dealerships nowadays!
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The parts-guys at dealerships nowadays!
Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?
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Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?
Different levels of vibration
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Another standard question, 'Petrol or Diesel'
How come the Head lamp differ with Engine?

I believe, when optra introduced diesel, it was branded as magnum and had a different headlamp design.
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I believe, when optra introduced diesel, it was branded as magnum and had a different headlamp design.
Magnum was also available in petrol.

I don't think from the outside there was any difference in petrol and diesel headlamps. Diesel sure needed stronger latches, with the 300+nm of torque, it was (is for me!) fast, and the headlight needed to hold on tight
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