[1self]

The monsoon blues are BACK!

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by Gannu_1

Replacing batteries on the X360 controller and remotes:

Attachment 1259940

nope. it feels like so





picture courtesy: Suffolk Constabulary

[IronH4WK]

Not my love story

[mayankk]

Ye dosti, hum nahi.....CRASH?

Teamwork defined.

Spotted somewhere near meerut.

[raghu.t.k]

Originally Posted by mayankk

Ye dosti, hum nahi.....CRASH?

Teamwork defined.

Spotted somewhere near meerut.

If I got it right, is this what is called Load sharing ?

[mayankk]

Originally Posted by raghu.t.k

If I got it right, is this what is called Load sharing ?

If they carry on like this, The bike will perform some load-shedding on them..... Painfully!

[1self]

Says it all, doesn't it!

[scopriobharath]

Originally Posted by svsantosh

Rajnikant Jokes... Hope i am not condored'

"Rajni comes with pre-approved TBhp membership"

"Rajni cannot get infracted..." (Please take this in light humour...)

Rajni does not need to read TBHP reviews of a car. He knows how the car will perform even before it is designed

[1self]

Now THAT is good workmanship!

[SILVERWOOD]

A blonde hadn't been to church for many many months. She always promised to go but never did.
One day the pastor was astounded when she suddenly turned up for ​Sunday service.
Thereafter she was at every Sunday service, every prayer meeting, every home group meeting etc.
3 months later, one Sunday after the service the pastor asks her "What happened to u? U always dodged church and now it looks like u can't get off it?
She replied "Its this new car of mine pastor! They told me the warranty will lapse if I miss even one service"!

[ad3952n]

Folks! Meaning of going out for a petrol-head and the reaction of his wife/ girlfriend on the same!



Credit: https://www.facebook.com/IndianAutos...type=1&theater

Thanks.

PS: On second thoughts, Why am I now feeling that my special one shall beat the joke out of me after seeing this!

[IronH4WK]

Originally Posted by ad3952n

Folks! Meaning of going out for a petrol-head and the reaction of his wife/ girlfriend on the same!

excellent! many will agree. however, you just painted bulls-eye on your back

Originally Posted by ad3952n

PS: On second thoughts, Why am I now feeling that my special one shall beat the joke out of me after seeing this!

this is what is called come bull, me hit

[Turbanator]

some nice posts on Aamir's P-K

http://businessofcinema.com/bollywoo...k-jokes/163531

[Gannu_1]

Sounds legit.



Source: Fb

[SS-Traveller]

If you are a driver who **learnt** to drive in India, this is what you are likely to have learnt...

Driving manual Gauranga.pdf

The use of wiper is —

• To clean the mirror
• To remove the water from the mirror in the rainy

Yeah right, but they forgot to install wipers on our cars' mirrors. Now what do we do?
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Use of the brake is to reduce the speed of the vehicle or to stop the running vehicle .
While pressing brake we need to make sure that we

• Press it slowly as per the need.
• If you want to stop then raise your hand up
• see in the mirror if some one is coming from behind and slowly take to side
• Press clutch before pressing brake

Heil Hitler!
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Reverse Gear
The function of this gear is similar to the first gear . Use of this gear is to turn the vehicle and park vehicle in the parking place.

The steering doth protest...
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Ensure that you blow your horn well in advance to prevent a potential hazard from becoming an actual hazard.

Will a trumpet do instead?
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Follow the same procedure to check oil level of other tools.

Which other tools???
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1st Gear
Use of this gear is to just make the vehicle move from road...

OTR gear?
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High ways are very sensitive to the accidents unless we are very much alerts and driving with control there is no any other safer way.

Don't hurt the sentiments of our highways by crashing! And obviously, there is no other safer way than to drive with control!
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Changing wheels
Loose the wheel nuts before raising the car

No wonder there are so many nuts loose on our roads!
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Enjoy all the tips in the handbook, and drive safe!