The Official Joke thread

msdivy · 19th April 2016, 12:39

For all the Java fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhllo1xQer8

Thad E Ginathom · 19th April 2016, 13:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by msdivy

For all the Java fans

Ha ha... As a user, I have always detested .net!

Long live... well, anything, as long as it isn't .net

turbodude · 20th April 2016, 10:22

Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel

to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.

pradkumar · 20th April 2016, 10:47

It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

Pradeep

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbodude

Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel

to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.

ilangop · 20th April 2016, 13:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradkumar

It is so hitech that it calculates from the date fuel was filled in! Yeah, they need a proof reader badly.

Pradeep

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbodude

Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website.

Page link:
http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html

"PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit."

I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel

to be passed.

Hero guys, you need proof readers.

Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

condor · 20th April 2016, 23:30

Been seeing this .. & find it funny

msprabhakar · 21st April 2016, 06:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilangop

Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

Look again! "Date" on 2nd line remains unchanged.

turbodude · 21st April 2016, 10:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilangop

Looks like they have gone through your comment. "Date" changed to "Data".

Nope. It's still there. See the latest screen grab taken today morning.

GTO · 21st April 2016, 15:07

This one is howlarious

. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

Thanks to Shreyas Hande for sharing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQ8...1Bz-AgofRgfoOB

i_see · 25th April 2016, 12:27

Got this as a Whatsapp forward

I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way:

Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem?

Me: (I explained the problem).

Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue?

Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!)

Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved.

Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket.

I opened her profile in Lync (it is business version of Skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles".

I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results.

I started searching on LinkedIn instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it says

" You may please stop sharing your screen!!"

Thad E Ginathom · 25th April 2016, 14:11

Ha Ha, embarrassing!

And, in some parts of the world, might have got you into some trouble too.

GeeTee TSI · 8th May 2016, 10:13

Amby Valley?

(just that this one is at Daman)

vinay kamath · 8th May 2016, 10:14

Ankit's share

Takes his car right into the platform in Bengaluru City Railway Station.
we should be thankful that he didn't make the train come to his bedroom. : )

mayankk · 13th May 2016, 00:05

Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html

abhinav.s · 13th May 2016, 19:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by mayankk

Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. "

http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html

OMG!! Thats really ROFL stuff.. I burst out in the middle of a meeting and almost fell off my chair. Sheepishly had to explain myself later on. Not safe for workplace reading specially in the middle of boring meetings!!

20th April 2016, 10:22	#9438
turbodude BHPian Join Date: May 2014 Location: MH-05/MH-14 Posts: 195 Thanked: 243 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Below excerpt is taken from Hero official website. Page link: http://www.heromotocorp.com/en-in/th...med-fi-62.html "PROGRAMMED FI - works by injecting the appropriate amount of fuel into the cylinder, precisely calculated by the date received through hi - tech sensors in the engine that feeds the engine data and environmental conditions to a central computer system called the ECU - Electronic Control Unit." I was wondering for 5 minutes how they use DATE to calculate the amount of fuel to be passed. Hero guys, you need proof readers.

20th April 2016, 23:30	#9441
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,864 Thanked: 16,014 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Been seeing this .. & find it funny Last edited by condor : 20th April 2016 at 23:35.

25th April 2016, 12:27	#9445
i_see BHPian Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mysore/Dharwad Posts: 103 Thanked: 132 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Got this as a Whatsapp forward I work in an IT firm and it is pretty common for us to face issues with laptops. We have a service desk that solves our issues when a ticket is raised. One day I was facing some issue with Outlook and I raised a ticket to get it resolved. I got a call from Service desk lady after some time and it went this way: Lady: Hi I'm calling from service desk, what is the problem? Me: (I explained the problem). Lady: Can you please share your screen and give me the control so that I can solve the issue? Me: (I shared the screen and gave the control. She solved it!!) Lady: You may close the ticket from your end, the issue is solved. Me: Thank you very much, I will close the ticket. I opened her profile in Lync (it is business version of Skype, where you can chat and view the profiles of your company mates etc.) and had a look at her profile. The display pic looked small in size. I instantly messaged her Employee ID to my colleague(my college mate) and asked him to have a look at her. He replied "She looks good in some angles". I tried searching her FB profile with the help of her name, but there were too many results. I started searching on LinkedIn instead, I found her profile this time. I was trying to enlarge the profile pic and suddenly a message popped up - it says " You may please stop sharing your screen!!" Last edited by i_see : 25th April 2016 at 12:28.

25th April 2016, 14:11	#9446
Thad E Ginathom Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Chennai Posts: 11,005 Thanked: 26,443 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ha Ha, embarrassing! And, in some parts of the world, might have got you into some trouble too.

8th May 2016, 10:13	#9447
GeeTee TSI Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: KA01 Posts: 1,246 Thanked: 2,729 Times View My Garage	Re: The Official Joke thread Amby Valley? (just that this one is at Daman)

8th May 2016, 10:14	#9448
vinay kamath Senior - BHPian Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: MUMBAIBANGALORE Posts: 1,349 Thanked: 1,852 Times	Re: The Official Joke thread Ankit's share Takes his car right into the platform in Bengaluru City Railway Station. we should be thankful that he didn't make the train come to his bedroom. : ) Attached Thumbnails

13th May 2016, 00:05	#9449
mayankk Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New Delhi Posts: 5,148 Thanked: 8,168 Times View My Garage	Did anybody read this? "That's my floor, m'lord. " http://m.hindustantimes.com/delhi/sl...PEwWivgpI.html