The Official Joke thread

Rehaan · 22nd July 2008, 14:15

Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives!

The husbands password was his old college GF's name.
The wife found out and was pissed -- but before giving him a earful, she logged in and changed her password (her old college BF's name) to her husbands name first.

cya
R

22nd July 2008, 14:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by jkdas

A SHORT STORY

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call
from her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): "Hello, yes Karthi".

Yes, I can, I need your password"
(K): "jeni22091980"
(R): "Ok fine"

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...

She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens her mail box
and changes the password from "mohan143" to "karthiramya" and leaves for
home!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!

@Jkdas- you seem to be learning morals and rules at a fast pace.

wait till you get to years 2 and 3, your learning curve will go up even more.

Technocrat · 22nd July 2008, 15:14

Lol Rehaan you actually typed the meaning of the joke

Quote:

Originally Posted by hrag

santa and banta were feeling happy
.
.
.
happy got disgusted and went away

Hahahahaha too good

hrag · 22nd July 2008, 15:50

At the company board meeting, the chairman rose to make his speech.
"Who's been carrying on with my secretary?" he demanded.

This was met with silence. "All right, then," said the chairman, "put it this way - who has not been carrying on with my secretary?"

Again there was silence, and then one man said, self-consciously: "Me sir."

"Right," said the chairman. "You sack her."

jkdas · 22nd July 2008, 17:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rehaan

Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives!

The husbands password was his old college GF's name.
The wife found out and was pissed -- but before giving him a earful, she logged in and changed her password (her old college BF's name) to her husbands name first.

cya
R

I bet that now you have translated, people would have changed the passwords:P

Nice one ,hrag. I had to sack her:P

hrag · 22nd July 2008, 18:10

A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build.

"Twenty years," replied the guide.

"You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. "In my country, this could have been built in five."

At Agra he admired the Taj's beauty and asked how many years it took to build.

"Only ten years," said the guide.

The tourist retorted: "You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings in two-and-a-half."

In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was.

The guide replied: "I don't know. It wasn't there yesterday evening."

ramie2400 · 22nd July 2008, 18:24

@hrag:lolz that was phunny

hrag · 22nd July 2008, 19:13

An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. "The lift will be down presently," the receptionist told him.

"The lift?" said the American. "Oh, you mean the elevator."

"No, I mean the lift," replied the Englishman.

"I think I should know what it is called," said the American. "Elevators were invented in the States."

"Perhaps," retorted the Englishman. "But we invented the language."

Bass&Trouble · 22nd July 2008, 20:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rehaan

Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives!

Either that OR:

1. We dont keep our ex flames' name as our password OR
2. Our ex flames are now our wives.

vivekiny2k · 22nd July 2008, 20:34

gosh,

my wife knows my "password"

.

srijit · 23rd July 2008, 10:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivekiny2k

gosh,

my wife knows my "password"

.

Make sure that you type the "password" carefully, otherwise it might get "reset" and you might not be allowed "access"

This is fun.

condor · 23rd July 2008, 11:37

Another one on the car vs GF debate .. (hope it's not been posted before)

Q : Why is a car better than a GF ?
A : Because your car will not put on weight with time, and will look just as it is - even years later.

RuffRyder · 23rd July 2008, 12:32

Tom: what do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

Jerry: No idea, man! I've never spoken to your wife in my life!

Tom: Sixty rupees a minute.

netchef · 23rd July 2008, 13:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Technocrat

Lol Rehaan you actually typed the meaning of the joke

That was for the benefit of the slightly 'slow'- yours truly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rehaan

Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives!

cya
R

Thanks, Sir. Now I know what to watch for when I get a wife.

simply_sunny001 · 23rd July 2008, 14:18

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

23rd July 2008, 11:37	#3057
condor Distinguished - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Speed-brkr City Posts: 15,863 Thanked: 16,006 Times View My Garage	Another one on the car vs GF debate .. (hope it's not been posted before) Q : Why is a car better than a GF ? A : Because your car will not put on weight with time, and will look just as it is - even years later. Last edited by condor : 23rd July 2008 at 11:46.

22nd July 2008, 14:15	#3046
Rehaan Team-BHP Support Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Bombay Posts: 24,039 Thanked: 34,069 Times	Wow. It seems you guys are all easy victims for your wives! The husbands password was his old college GF's name. The wife found out and was pissed -- but before giving him a earful, she logged in and changed her password (her old college BF's name) to her husbands name first. cya R

22nd July 2008, 15:50	#3049
hrag BANNED Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bangalore / Madras Posts: 1,982 Thanked: 31 Times	At the company board meeting, the chairman rose to make his speech. "Who's been carrying on with my secretary?" he demanded. This was met with silence. "All right, then," said the chairman, "put it this way - who has not been carrying on with my secretary?" Again there was silence, and then one man said, self-consciously: "Me sir." "Right," said the chairman. "*You* sack her."

22nd July 2008, 18:10	#3051
hrag BANNED Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bangalore / Madras Posts: 1,982 Thanked: 31 Times	A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. "Twenty years," replied the guide. "You Indians are a lazy lot," the tourist said. "In my country, this could have been built in five." At Agra he admired the Taj's beauty and asked how many years it took to build. "Only ten years," said the guide. The tourist retorted: "You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings in two-and-a-half." In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, they reached the Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was. The guide replied: "I don't know. It wasn't there yesterday evening."

22nd July 2008, 18:24	#3052
ramie2400 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Mumbai Posts: 1,903 Thanked: 66 Times View My Garage	@hrag:lolz that was phunny

22nd July 2008, 19:13	#3053
hrag BANNED Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Bangalore / Madras Posts: 1,982 Thanked: 31 Times	An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. "The lift will be down presently," the receptionist told him. "The lift?" said the American. "Oh, you mean the elevator." "No, I mean the lift," replied the Englishman. "I think I should know what it is called," said the American. "Elevators were invented in the States." "Perhaps," retorted the Englishman. "But we invented the language."

22nd July 2008, 20:34	#3055
vivekiny2k Senior - BHPian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: cincinnati, jabalpur,chennai Posts: 1,264 Thanked: 209 Times View My Garage	gosh, my wife knows my "password" .

23rd July 2008, 12:32	#3058
RuffRyder BHPian Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Bangalore Posts: 286 Thanked: 8 Times View My Garage	Tom: what do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man? Jerry: No idea, man! I've never spoken to your wife in my life! Tom: Sixty rupees a minute.

23rd July 2008, 14:18	#3060
simply_sunny001 Senior - BHPian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: London & Rohtak Posts: 1,340 Thanked: 18 Times View My Garage	Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"